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Randomly Offensive Emails II
Hillary ordered (um, I mean asked) me to hide these emails from the FBI, so they come with the same warning as with Part One. Meanwhile, Bill asked his doctor, "After my operation, how long before I can have sex?" "Right away," the doctor told him, "but only with your wife. I don't want you getting too excited."
Fiction: Biography - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 9,618 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/25 - Published: 7/23
Randomly Offensive Emails I
I promised Hillary that I wouldn't divulge the author/authors of these emails. For the purposes of plausible deniability, consider these fictional works of satire and parody. Also, don't go to bed angry at your spouse. Stay up and fight.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 50 - Words: 16,562 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/23 - Published: 6/26
As Featured In Desert Exposure Magazine reviews
Desert Exposure is a magazine covering art and entertainment in the southwest. Do me a favor, if you like these stories, please let them know at "editor @ desertexposure dot com" (yes, it's silly I have to do that). By the way, what do you call a chicken crossing the road? Poultry in motion.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,017 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/4 - Published: 9/2/2015
Random Acts of Storytelling reviews
I don't feel old. I don't feel anything. Until about noon. And then it's time for my nap.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 28 - Words: 17,451 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/24 - Published: 9/28/2014
El Paso! We're Not Fat, We're Big-Boned! reviews
Today's Headline: Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 16,442 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/5 - Published: 8/21/2015
Obama--The Man Who Once Saved My Life In 'Nam reviews
What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 43 - Words: 28,542 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2014
Tales of the Superduperpoopernatural reviews
Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,148 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/22/2015 - Published: 6/2/2014
News, Politics, & Other Obfuscations reviews
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 34,341 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/21/2015 - Published: 9/27/2014