Random Acts of Nonsense
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Joined 01-04-14, id: 958074, Profile Updated: 01-02-16
Author has written 13 stories for Humor, Horror, and Biography.

All content has been written for humorous and entertainment purposes only.

None of it should be taken seriously at any time.

Ever.

These are works of satire and occasional parody.

Please consider this an invitation to visit my other humor sites:

RaisingDad at fictionpress.com

American Chimpanzee at fanfiction.net

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Dinner With Jesus (and other stories that will offend you) reviews
Police were called to a day care center because a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 15,150 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/26 - Published: 5/5/2014
Randomly Offensive Emails II
Hillary ordered (um, I mean asked) me to hide these emails from the FBI, so they come with the same warning as with Part One. Meanwhile, Bill asked his doctor, "After my operation, how long before I can have sex?" "Right away," the doctor told him, "but only with your wife. I don't want you getting too excited."
Fiction: Biography - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 9,618 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/25 - Published: 7/23
What You're Doing RIGHT NOW Might KILL YOU! (news at 11) reviews
Never miss a good chance to shut the heck up.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 37 - Words: 25,217 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/23 - Published: 4/24/2015
Randomly Offensive Emails I
I promised Hillary that I wouldn't divulge the author/authors of these emails. For the purposes of plausible deniability, consider these fictional works of satire and parody. Also, don't go to bed angry at your spouse. Stay up and fight.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 50 - Words: 16,562 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/23 - Published: 6/26
Dear John: Special Hardcore Advice Column! reviews
When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, UCLA.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 11,212 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/9 - Published: 3/19/2015
As Featured In Desert Exposure Magazine reviews
Desert Exposure is a magazine covering art and entertainment in the southwest. Do me a favor, if you like these stories, please let them know at "editor @ desertexposure dot com" (yes, it's silly I have to do that). By the way, what do you call a chicken crossing the road? Poultry in motion.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,017 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/4 - Published: 9/2/2015
Random Acts of Storytelling reviews
I don't feel old. I don't feel anything. Until about noon. And then it's time for my nap.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 28 - Words: 17,451 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/24 - Published: 9/28/2014
El Paso! We're Not Fat, We're Big-Boned! reviews
Today's Headline: Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 16,442 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/5 - Published: 8/21/2015
Obama--The Man Who Once Saved My Life In 'Nam reviews
What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 43 - Words: 28,542 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2014
Tales of the Superduperpoopernatural reviews
Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,148 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/22/2015 - Published: 6/2/2014
El Paso! The City With An Exclamation Point At The End Of It's Name! reviews
A dentist and a manicurist fought tooth and nail.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 29,308 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/19/2015 - Published: 3/7/2014
News, Politics, & Other Obfuscations reviews
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 34,341 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/21/2015 - Published: 9/27/2014
The ONLY Diet Book You'll EVER Need! (and other medical fictions) reviews
Always drink upstream from the herd.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,492 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/19/2015 - Published: 3/14/2014 - Complete