Random Acts of Nonsense
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Joined 01-04-14, id: 958074, Profile Updated: 01-02-16
Author has written 11 stories for Humor, Horror, and Historical.

All content has been written for humorous and entertainment purposes only.

None of it should be taken seriously at any time.

Ever.

These are works of satire and occasional parody.

Please consider this an invitation to visit my other humor sites:

RaisingDad at fictionpress.com

American Chimpanzee at fanfiction.net

@JimDuchene

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El Paso! We're Not Fat, We're Big-Boned! reviews
What do you call a woman with a beach on her head? Shelly.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,934 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/8 - Published: 8/21/2015
Random Acts of Storytelling reviews
What do you call a woman with a sheep on her head? Baa-baa-ra.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 13,692 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/5 - Published: 9/28/2014
Dear John: Special Hardcore Advice Column! reviews
What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head? Sister-Matic.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,441 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/31 - Published: 3/19/2015
What You're Doing RIGHT NOW Might KILL YOU! (news at 11) reviews
What do you call a man with a rabbit on his head? Warren.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 23 - Words: 17,025 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 4/24/2015
Obama--The Man Who Once Saved My Life In 'Nam reviews
What do you call a woman with a blender on her head? Belinda.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 43 - Words: 28,542 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2014
Tales of the Superduperpoopernatural reviews
What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe? Roberto.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,148 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11/22/2015 - Published: 6/2/2014
Christmas With Jesus (and other holiday stories that will offend you) reviews
What do you call a man with sports equipment on his head? Jim.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 15,008 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/21/2015 - Published: 5/5/2014
El Paso! Part Two!
What do you call a girl on the horizon? Dot.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,092 - Published: 9/2/2015 - Complete
El Paso! The City With An Exclamation Point At The End Of It's Name! reviews
What do you call a water skier with no arms and legs? Skip.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 29,308 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/19/2015 - Published: 3/7/2014
News, Politics, & Other Obfuscations reviews
What do you call a woman with a boat on her head? Maude.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 34,341 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/21/2015 - Published: 9/27/2014
The ONLY Diet Book You'll EVER Need! (and other medical fictions) reviews
What do you call a man in a pile of leaves? Russell.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,492 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/19/2015 - Published: 3/14/2014 - Complete