Random Acts of Nonsense
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Joined 01-04-14, id: 958074, Profile Updated: 01-02-16
Author has written 14 stories for Humor, Horror, and Biography.

All content has been written for humorous and entertainment purposes only.

None of it should be taken seriously at any time.

Ever.

These are works of satire and occasional parody.

Please consider this an invitation to visit my other humor sites:

RaisingDad at fictionpress.com

American Chimpanzee at fanfiction.net

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Randomly Offensive Emails III reviews
You know the first thing Bill does after sex? He calls Hillary to tell her he'll be home soon.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 248 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 16h
What You're Doing RIGHT NOW Might KILL YOU! (news at 11) reviews
My wife and I divorced over religious differences. She thought she was God, and I didn't.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 38 - Words: 25,465 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 16h - Published: 4/24/2015
Randomly Offensive Emails II
Hillary ordered (um, I mean asked) me to hide these emails from the FBI, so they come with the same warning as with Part One. Meanwhile, Bill asked his doctor, "After my operation, how long before I can have sex?" "Right away," the doctor told him, "but only with your wife. I don't want you getting too excited."
Fiction: Biography - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 50 - Words: 19,803 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 20h - Published: 7/23 - Complete
As Featured In Desert Exposure Magazine reviews
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that tree surgeons can be debarked?
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,951 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/5 - Published: 9/2/2015
Dinner With Jesus (and other stories that will offend you) reviews
Why is it when someone tells you there are billions and billions of stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you that paint is wet, you have to touch it to find out?
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 15,150 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/26 - Published: 5/5/2014
Randomly Offensive Emails I
I promised Hillary that I wouldn't divulge the author/authors of these emails. For the purposes of plausible deniability, consider these fictional works of satire and parody. Also, he who dies with the most toys is still dead.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 50 - Words: 16,562 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/23 - Published: 6/26 - Complete
Dear John: Special Hardcore Advice Column! reviews
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that dry cleaners can be depressed?
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 11,212 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/9 - Published: 3/19/2015
Random Acts of Storytelling reviews
Question: What grows up while growing down? Answer: A goose.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 28 - Words: 17,451 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/24 - Published: 9/28/2014
El Paso! We're Not Fat, We're Big-Boned! reviews
The shortest distance between two points is always under construction.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 16,442 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/5 - Published: 8/21/2015
Obama--The Man Who Once Saved My Life In 'Nam reviews
Television is a medium because it is neither rare nor well-done.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 43 - Words: 28,542 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2014
Tales of the Superduperpoopernatural reviews
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,148 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/22/2015 - Published: 6/2/2014
El Paso! The City With An Exclamation Point At The End Of It's Name! reviews
It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 29,308 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/19/2015 - Published: 3/7/2014
News, Politics, & Other Obfuscations reviews
A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 34,341 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/21/2015 - Published: 9/27/2014
The ONLY Diet Book You'll EVER Need! (and other medical fictions) reviews
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,492 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/19/2015 - Published: 3/14/2014 - Complete