Random Acts of Storytelling
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Joined 01-04-14, id: 958074, Profile Updated: 12-06-14
Author has written 9 stories for Humor, Horror, and Essay.

All content has been written for humorous and entertainment purposes only.

None of it should be taken seriously at any time.

Ever.

These are works of satire and occasional parody.

Please consider this an invitation to visit my other humor sites:

RaisingDad at fictionpress.com

Fifty Shades of Parody at fanfiction.net

@JimDuchene

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Random Acts of Storytelling reviews
Life may not be worth living, but what else can you do with it?
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,143 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1h - Published: 9/28/2014
Obama--The Man Who Once Saved My Life In 'Nam reviews
Capitalism is the exploitation of one man by another. Communism is the opposite.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 32 - Words: 21,280 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 23h - Published: 2/28/2014
What You're Doing RIGHT NOW Might KILL YOU! (news at 11) reviews
Did you hear about the dwarf psychic who escaped from prison? The news reported, "Small medium at large."
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,137 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/24 - Published: 4/24
Christmas With Jesus (and other holiday stories that will offend you) reviews
In catholic school my teacher asked me to list the Ten Commandments in any order, so I said, "Okay, 6, 9, 2, 3 1, 5, 4 10, 7, and 8."
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 13,827 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/16 - Published: 5/5/2014
News, Politics, & Other Obfuscations reviews
If everything's coming your way, it could mean you're driving on the wrong side of the road.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 34,341 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/21 - Published: 9/27/2014
El Paso! The City With An Exclamation Point At The End Of It's Name! reviews
The first time I read the dictionary I thought it was a poem about everything.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 49 - Words: 28,465 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/18 - Published: 3/7/2014
Fear The Fish reviews
What's the most important element in politics? Sincerity. Once you've learned to fake that, you've got it made.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/19 - Complete
The ONLY Diet Book You'll EVER Need! (and other medical fictions) reviews
It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in mice.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,492 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/19 - Published: 3/14/2014 - Complete
Tales of the Superduperpoopernatural reviews
Never moon a werewolf.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,122 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9/27/2014 - Published: 6/2/2014