Random Acts of Nonsense
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Joined 01-04-14, id: 958074, Profile Updated: 01-02-16
Author has written 14 stories for Humor, and Horror.

All content has been written for humorous and entertainment purposes only.

None of it should be taken seriously at any time.

Ever.

These are works of satire and occasional parody.

Please consider this an invitation to visit my other humor sites:

RaisingDad at fictionpress.com

American Chimpanzee at fanfiction.net

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El Paso! We're Not Fat, We're Big-Boned! reviews
The shortest distance between two points is always under construction.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 19,830 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/15 - Published: 8/21/2015
Fake News: Donald Trump Approved! reviews
First Man: "In the middle of sex, my wife beat the crap out of me." Second Man: "I thought your wife was out of town?" First Man: "SO DID I!"
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 5,970 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/22 - Published: 3/18
Random Acts of Storytelling reviews
Question: What grows up while growing down? Answer: A goose.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 20,063 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/6 - Published: 9/28/2014
Scienstrology (and other religious stories that will offend you) reviews
A priest, a pastor, and a rabbi walk into a bar. "What is this?" the bartender says. "Some kind of joke?"
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,406 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/17 - Published: 10/30/2016
The ABCs of S-E-X reviews
A very old man picked up a talking frog who told him, "Kiss me and I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He tenderly dropped the frog into his shirt pocket and said, "At my age... I'd rather have a talking frog."
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7/16 - Published: 5/16
Holiday Stories That Will Offend You reviews
Why is it when someone tells you there are billions and billions of stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you that paint is wet, you have to touch it to find out?
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 14,300 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/1 - Published: 5/5/2014
The ONLY Diet Book You'll EVER Need! (and other medical fictions) reviews
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,234 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/25 - Published: 3/14/2014 - Complete
As Featured In Desert Exposure Magazine reviews
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that tree surgeons can be debarked? If you like these stories, do me a favor and write my editors and let them know at editor @ desertexposure . com (yeah, it's silly I have to do that)
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 21,488 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/4 - Published: 9/2/2015
What You're Doing RIGHT NOW Might KILL YOU! (news at 11) reviews
My wife and I divorced over religious differences. She thought she was God, and I didn't.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 29,769 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/8 - Published: 4/24/2015
Obama--The Man Who Once Saved My Life In 'Nam reviews
Television is a medium because it is neither rare nor well-done.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 44 - Words: 29,579 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/26/2016 - Published: 2/28/2014
Dear John: Special Hardcore Advice Column! reviews
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that dry cleaners can be depressed?
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 12,919 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/11/2016 - Published: 3/19/2015
Tales of the Superduperpoopernatural reviews
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,207 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/30/2016 - Published: 6/2/2014
El Paso! The City With An Exclamation Point At The End Of It's Name! reviews
It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 29,308 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/19/2015 - Published: 3/7/2014
News, Politics, & Other Obfuscations reviews
A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 34,341 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/21/2015 - Published: 9/27/2014