Random Acts of Nonsense
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Joined 01-04-14, id: 958074, Profile Updated: 01-02-16
Author has written 14 stories for Humor, and Horror.

All content has been written for humorous and entertainment purposes only.

None of it should be taken seriously at any time.

Ever.

These are works of satire and occasional parody.

Please consider this an invitation to visit my other humor sites:

RaisingDad at fictionpress.com

American Chimpanzee at fanfiction.net

@JimDuchene

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Fake News: Donald Trump Approved! reviews
Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 8,149 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/10 - Published: 3/18
Random Acts of Storytelling reviews
I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 34 - Words: 20,151 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/18 - Published: 9/28/2014
As Featured In Desert Exposure Magazine reviews
If you like these stories, do me a favor and write my editors and let them know at editor @ desertexposure . com (yeah, it's silly I have to do that). Meanwhile, do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 23,325 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/22 - Published: 9/2/2015
El Paso! We're Not Fat, We're Big-Boned! reviews
You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 19,830 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/15 - Published: 8/21/2015
Scienstrology (and other religious stories that will offend you) reviews
For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,406 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/17 - Published: 10/30/2016
The ABCs of S-E-X reviews
Sign on a plumber's truck: "We repair what your husband fixed."
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7/16 - Published: 5/16
Holiday Stories That Will Offend You reviews
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 14,300 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/1 - Published: 5/5/2014
The ONLY Diet Book You'll EVER Need! (and other medical fictions) reviews
Sign on a gynecologist's office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,234 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/25 - Published: 3/14/2014 - Complete
What You're Doing RIGHT NOW Might KILL YOU! (news at 11) reviews
Sign on a another plumber's truck: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 29,769 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/8 - Published: 4/24/2015
Obama--The Man Who Once Saved My Life In 'Nam reviews
No one pays any attention... that is, until you make a mistake.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 44 - Words: 29,579 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/26/2016 - Published: 2/28/2014
Dear John: Special Hardcore Advice Column! reviews
What hair color do they put on the drivers' licenses of bald men?
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 12,919 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/11/2016 - Published: 3/19/2015
Tales of the Superduperpoopernatural reviews
Why did Santa's Little Helper feel bad? He had low elf esteem.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,207 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/30/2016 - Published: 6/2/2014
El Paso! The City With An Exclamation Point At The End Of It's Name! reviews
Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 29,308 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/19/2015 - Published: 3/7/2014
News, Politics, & Other Obfuscations reviews
I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 34,341 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/21/2015 - Published: 9/27/2014