Oscar The Kitteh
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Joined 01-16-14, id: 960055, Profile Updated: 02-15-14
Author has written 5 stories for General, Essay, Biography, and Fable.

I am a proud, gorgeous Ginger Persian with a penchant for writing, training humans to do my bidding, world domination, and naps, lots and lots of naps.

Yes, that's right. I'm a cat. Who says cats can't be great authors. I'm sure that some of the greatest masterpieces of literature were actually written by cats. It's just that we have a hard time getting the hang of printers, so the humans take advantage of it.

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If Fairy Tales Were Police Reports - Cinderella
What really happened with Cinderella's glass slipper - in police report format.
Fiction: Fable - Rated: T - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Published: 3/6 - Complete
If Fairy Tales Were Police Reports - Little Red Riding Hood
What really happened when Little Red Riding Hood went to visit her grandmother - in police report format.
Fiction: Fable - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Published: 3/6 - Complete
Coming home
How I came to live with my person - drama, horror, excitement, thing-on-a-string, love, this has it all!
Fiction: Biography - Rated: K - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Published: 2/15 - Complete
Snow reviews
There's something white falling outside. I don't know what it is but I will find out. Curiosity may have killed more than one cat but it is still irresistible.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 733 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/15 - Complete
The Bath reviews
Humans like it, why? I will never understand. This is the story of how one brave cat braved... The Bath!
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/16 - Complete