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Joined 01-19-14, id: 960468, Profile Updated: 06-29-16
Author has written 8 stories for General, Love, Young Adult, Romance, Horror, General, and Life.

Cheers. You've found my page. Here are ten cookies and a pile of angsty poetry.

About me: I'm sixteen! and my online alter ego fits perfectly into the morbid, suicidal emo stereotype. But in reality my favorite color is yellow and I live smack dab in the middle of the United States. You might as well call me Dorothy.

About my writing: Stylistically, very detail-oriented. I often focus my time on words and rhythm and emphasis, giving a few of my pieces a more poetic quality. "Morpheus" is a great example. If you've read Morpheus and enjoy it, I'd actually suggest some of lesseninglessons' works, including "Alexandria." It's given me a lot of inspiration.
Also, mentioned previously, I write tragedy/death/depression/evilness galore. Occasional romance, and if you're really lucky, a mythology-based tragic romance. Excited yet? Perhaps you should be.

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This is the People by Marina x Machina reviews
Yokoi falls in love with her best friend Leah, a ghost named Alex makes an appearance, sixty-year-old James has a secret for his lifelong best friend, Cynthia has anxiety, the chemistry teacher has thirty minutes to ask his student why he is in jail, and much more in this anthology of diverse short stories.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 79,433 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/15/2020 - Published: 8/9/2013 - Complete
Fighting Fate by fazzingaway reviews
It has been 10 years since they were together and even though they both think they've moved on with their lives, sometimes Fate has other things in mind. Though that probably didn't include pretending to be his fiancee to impress his bosses ...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,470 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 3/18/2017 - Published: 1/22/2010
High Conversations on Cosmic Inflation by Happy Hippie reviews
Two years after a leaked sex tape ruins his life, number theory enthusiast and former jazz prodigy Braden is living at home, getting stoned every night to PBS specials, and perceptually hurtling towards death at an increasingly alarming rate, but even the most eccentric introvert is bound to meet his soulmate eventually, even if he doesn't want to admit it. M/M.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 385,275 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 12/4/2016 - Published: 12/18/2014
The Sudden Visibility of Sound by seventhswan reviews
A year after an accident that left him blind, Caid finally has a plan for Getting On With His Life. Unfortunately for him, he didn't leave room for falling in love with his sister's fiancé, who happens to be his new roommate. M/M slash. *Discontinued (but now with epilogue)*
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,205 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 3/1/2015 - Published: 3/26/2012
Opposite Ends of The Spectrum by She Had Somewhere To Go reviews
. "Hatred comes from the heart, contempt from the head, and neither feeling is quite within our control." Bullshit, she thinks. Then she meets Matthew Valentine.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 136,342 - Reviews: 1985 - Favs: 1,715 - Follows: 881 - Updated: 1/28/2015 - Published: 10/24/2007 - Complete
The Academy by Trade Winds reviews
He's gorgeous, charming, and head of the school. There's just one problem...the fact that I exist, and he doesn't know.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,547 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/24/2015 - Published: 11/24/2014
caverns and chasms and canyons by co-creating metamorphosis reviews
- dermatillomania [compulsive skin picking]
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/31/2014 - Complete
Play Dates by Happy Hippie reviews
Over the course of the past seven years Trey Davis has been thoroughly emasculated by his calculating and manipulative wife Julie, but he's pretty much used to that by now. It's just strange that a few summer afternoons spent with a former neighbor's eighteen-year-old stepson are suddenly making him feel like a man again. M/M
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 131,424 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 8/31/2014 - Published: 10/23/2012
Hiring a Hooligan by Deena reviews
Determined to put the fear of God into the racist homophobe who messed up her best friend, mild-mannered Jane Hazelton resorts to hiring a thug to do the job. Trouble is, said thug isn’t interested in money, he’s interested in her. **COMPLETED**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,036 - Reviews: 2358 - Favs: 3,532 - Follows: 806 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Complete
Alexandria by lesseninglessons reviews
Stories stories stories, enough to hide yourself away in forever
Fiction: Thriller - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 36,970 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/27/2013 - Complete
Bermuda Grass by Happy Hippie reviews
Slash. There's always that one person you keep coming back to no matter what, that person who isn't polished or good looking but always there, that person who isn't everything you want but who you know if all else fails you could probably be pretty close to happy with, so it's for that reason that I pick up my phone again, scroll to his number, and type the words "I need you."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,631 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/29/2013 - Published: 3/22/2013 - Complete
Human Anatomy by Happy Hippie reviews
Slash, oneshot, pure fluff. Nicky is having trouble studying for his final, but James is determined to find a way to make sure he passes.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,607 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Complete
The Monster in Me by effay reviews
slash. you're only half the monster you think you are.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,234 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 1/12/2009
More Beautiful Than Me by Happy Hippie reviews
*Under Revision* Love is the most confusing thing in the world. You spend your whole life trying to figure out what it is and where to find it, but the realest love seems to come from the most unexpected places. M/M, M/F, scant incest
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 54 - Words: 600,066 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 4/27/2012 - Published: 8/23/2006 - Complete
Quinntessential by the milk bottle reviews
SLASH. Elliot's pretty sure his temperamental flat mate, Quinn, has a problem with him. But since he likes to call himself a pacifist, he'd rather watch MythBusters than find out why.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 98,094 - Reviews: 3155 - Favs: 1,625 - Follows: 1,828 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 5/10/2008
Pandemia by lesseninglessons reviews
Everyone is in Pandemia. It's better than sex, drugs, art, videogames or the internet. And meanwhile, in the real world, the Pandemic is spreading.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,840 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 10/4/2010
Marrying the 'Vitch' by Deena reviews
It didn’t matter to my Hindu Mum that he was an Italian badass covered in tattoos; the Indian fortune-teller had predicted that I would marry him so according to Mum, marry him I would. **Lucan’s Story**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 81,384 - Reviews: 1323 - Favs: 1,266 - Follows: 1,373 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009
Chasing Mr Darcy by Vena Cava reviews
(One-Shot) Once upon a time, we met. And for me, that was happily ever after.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,699 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 746 - Follows: 47 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Complete
Serenading Selina Sorrentino by Vena Cava reviews
(One-Shot) "You want to be with me, just as much, if not more than I want to be with you." A flicker of something passed over her expression. "I'll get over it."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,709 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 807 - Follows: 59 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Complete
Stuck Between Pressed Pages Of A Scrapbook by effay reviews
slash, twincest. the sad bit? my twin doesn't love me the way i love him. yeah, i'm pretty much screwed from here.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 65,155 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Complete
Dial Tone by Comodin reviews
SLASH / The other kind of band slash. One number carved into an Old Navy bathroom stall, one miserable summer at band camp, and two boys to string it all together. Mix and allow mayhem to ensue.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 87,808 - Reviews: 603 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 12/12/2008 - Published: 6/4/2005
Rocked Like Me by Enigmatic Night reviews
I may be somewhat strange, but he's got arrogance down to an artform. I may have thrown a rock at his car, but it's no excuse to concoct a plan to kill me. Honestly, who does he think he is? The nerve of some people. Course language, you've been warned.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 166,623 - Reviews: 1172 - Favs: 1,452 - Follows: 516 - Updated: 12/6/2008 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Complete
At the End of the Day by DancingChaChaFruit reviews
COMPLETE! His name was Patrick Fitzpatrick, but he pulverized anyone who dared to call him that. He was an enigma, a mystery. Nobody knew anything completely true about him other than that he hated his name. But hey, I’d always liked solving mysteries.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 125,870 - Reviews: 1608 - Favs: 1,596 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Complete
The Matchmaker by StormDancer reviews
It is said that if you put your name in locker 420, the Matchmaker will find you your perfect match. So what happens when the arrogant spoiled brat is captivated and the matchmaker meets her match?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 137,441 - Reviews: 3506 - Favs: 4,197 - Follows: 1,464 - Updated: 8/19/2008 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Complete
The Day I Stalked Him by Vena Cava reviews
(One-Shot) 12:05pm. Target caught masturbating in bathroom stall. 007 status: in adjacent stall, hyperventilating.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,796 - Reviews: 1022 - Favs: 2,379 - Follows: 220 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Complete
The Unhappiness Factor by lesseninglessons reviews
A darkly satirical look at a future society where unhappiness is a crime. Co-written by Alex Moore and Erik Olsen. Complete
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 36 - Words: 115,277 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/23/2008 - Published: 10/8/2005
Caller Unknown by She Had Somewhere To Go reviews
ONE SHOT So you find a phone, and you take it, because… it’s a free phone, why wouldn’t you? And it’s pretty sweet until the angry owner starts calling you every chance he gets.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,162 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 958 - Follows: 72 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Complete
Scam'd! by Comodin reviews
SLASH A 25,000 dollar scholarship is up for grabs, but you have to be out of the closet to get it. As the only one to apply, Dane gets the money even though he's secretly straight, but life can become complicated when you have to masquerade as a gay man
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,051 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 2/9/2008 - Published: 9/1/2007
Emery & Me by In.the.Wardrobe reviews
He looked towards my waist before groaning and looking away. “Look what you’re wearing.” Confused, I glanced down, and immediately realised the dilemma. I was in my underwear. “Oh.” [COMPLETE]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 75,512 - Reviews: 1354 - Favs: 2,247 - Follows: 557 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Complete
Close Encounters, Inc by fazzingaway reviews
Complete! Between the three of us, we were probably connected to everyone in our year group and helped people meet the men or women of their dreams. But then one dream turned into a nightmare when I realised I'd fallen in love with the target…
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 81,605 - Reviews: 635 - Favs: 986 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 8/15/2007 - Published: 7/26/2004 - Complete
Zoning Out by lesseninglessons reviews
The world can be a funny little place, but there are even funnier things hidden beneath it. Complete
Fiction: Thriller - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 27 - Words: 75,748 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/11/2006 - Published: 5/26/2005 - Complete
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Morpheus reviews
A dream within a dream within a dream within a dream...
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,896 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/26/2016 - Complete
Phoenix
I never swallowed resurrection.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Published: 2/15/2016 - Complete
Magica reviews
As a child, Bionica made a game out of understanding people's flaws. The problem? Jimil didn't seem to have any.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,016 - Reviews: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/1/2016 - Published: 9/13/2014
Buoyant
"She can keep the words to herself, rip out her tongue and cut off her fingers, and she'll be just as much of a nobody as she would have been otherwise."
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,671 - Published: 12/28/2015 - Complete
Answer reviews
"But her stomach twists in knots / She's free as an imprisoned bird." Poetry: Unrequited love
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 407 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/23/2015 - Published: 8/10/2014 - Complete
Broken Circle reviews
Collection of broken poems, reminding you that the world isn't perfect. Projecting approx. 360 at completion. "There's a reason we are blind: in our twisted, demented little minds, we've deluded ourselves into thinking we are angelic." - 36. Angels
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,581 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/29/2015 - Published: 3/2/2014
Knock, Knock
An indistinguishable murderer is terrorizing the residents of Desenville. Chaos ensues.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,197 - Updated: 5/22/2015 - Published: 5/14/2015
Jill's Misfortunes
"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water; Jack fell down and broke his crown, while Jill was plagued with laughter." One-shot series. Twisted interpretations of folk tales and nursery rhymes, incorporated in real world situations.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,018 - Updated: 1/4/2015 - Published: 9/11/2014 - Complete