Hi, I know that few if any people will rad this but if they do a little about me.

I am an aspiring author even though as will be apparent, I am not the best, I hope that you will not flame me because it is not my policy to delete reviews. I love stories about dragons (particularly the purest ones) and am a bit of a liberal I am for gay marriage and a christen (yes you can be both) I am also a species rights activist. Please don’t hold that against me, I am not a very good poet but I try. I am learning French and I won’t give out much more about me

Name: Renaldo

Age: something I won’t tell you

Height: tall

Romantic life: don’t have one yet.

Level of weirdness 10/10

Level of sadisticness 10/10

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QUESTIONS TO INVADE YOUR PRIVACY (BECAUSE WHAT ELSE IS THE INTERNET FOR?)

WHEN WAS

1. your last kiss um...never
2. Your last phone call? Gosh, a week ago I think?
3. Your last text message? a month ago
4. Your birthday? august
5. The last time you cried? I cry a lot, so I don't remember.
HAVE YOU EVER:
6. Dated someone twice? never had a date
7. Been cheated on? No, I don't think so...
8. Self harmed? not for suicide
9. Lost someone special? Yes.
10. Been depressed? Yes.
11. Been drunk and threw up? No. I've never been drunk.

A professor was teaching a class of students about logic. He was trying to prove that there was no God. "Has anyone in this class seen God?" He asked. No one answered. "Has anyone in this class touched God?" Still, no answer. "Then that proves it." The professor concluded. "There simply is no God!" Suddenly, a student stood up. "Has anyone in this class seen the professor's brain?" He said. No one answered. "Has anyone in this class touched the professor's brain?" Again, no answer. "Then that proves it." The student said. "Our professor simply has no brain!"

9 Things I Hate About Everyone

1. People who point at their wrist asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their but to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn Right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
5. When people say while watching a film, "did ya see that?" No Loser, I paid 12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor!
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do thats longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came, would I be standing here??

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

-When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it

-When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand chocolate

-If at first you don't succeed, burn all the evidence that you tried

-When life gives you lemons, throw them at the mean people and hope it gets them in the eyes

-Last night I was looking up at the stars when suddenly I wondered, "Dude, where the heck's my ceiling?"

- I couldn't repair your brakes so I made your horn louder

- There's a light at the end of every tunnel, just pray it isn't a train.

-I never let school get in the way of my education.

- Those who say nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door

When life gives you lemons you're delusional

- Silence is golden but duct tape is silve