JoleneMarselis
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Joined 02-03-14, id: 963285, Profile Updated: 02-06-14
Author has written 9 stories for Romance, General, and Supernatural.

Last time I wrote a profile I started with how old I was. Unfortunately six year later I still haven't changed it, perpatually staying the same age. Well, I guess that has it's advantages too.

I love writing, but only as long that does not include my biography. Give me fiction any day. Even writing about facts is better, as long as they are not about me. Seem silly to tell complete strangers all about me. And do you really want to know I love knit, bake cakes and grow my own veggies? I'd rather see that you me for judge my work. You'll notice that I'm a tiny bit crazy soon enough that way. So all you need to know is that I love writing and everything that comes with it, especially learning about things that I would otherwise never looked at. Like the inner workings of a coffee machine. Not sure what to do with knowledge yet.

Besides on the last bio twenty-five looked that I didn't dare change it. It looks much better than thirty-one. Oops, seems like I told you my age after all. Don't worry, by the time you read this I'm probably forty.

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Sebastian Bear Invisible Pervert by hi-tanner85 reviews
g'night psycho, I thought to myself. There was a split second where I wondered who I was talking to, the invisible boy spooning me from behind...or me..the girl who somehow managed to summon him back from the darkest corners of dream world.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 179,285 - Reviews: 1394 - Favs: 2,135 - Follows: 548 - Updated: 4/4/2020 - Published: 2/26/2007 - Complete
Rose Red by Sapphirefly reviews
You can't buy a girl! But in the year 2214, you can. She can whip you into shape, design a diet for you, be your personal stylist, and turn you from geek to chic in just one year. After buying a model at Sleeping Beauty Inc. your life will never be the same. But what will happen when the model Harrison buys isn't exactly what he bargained for?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 64,508 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 4/18/2014 - Published: 9/5/2013 - Complete
Alessandra, Protector of Man by Jessie L. Star - AKA star123 reviews
One Shot. What's the point of being mildly magical if no-one, not even your deliciously handsome best friend, appreciates it? Especially when said best friend has invited you to meet his new girlfriend under the strict instructions that you're not to be weird...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,596 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/1/2013 - Complete
Lucian Boom Invisible Head Case by hi-tanner85 reviews
Seb was mortal, married in the human world. My boyfriend ran away with a pink eyed loon. And then he came into town, Lucian Boom. He fell from the sky, cursing my name and calling me a red haired midget spy. I hated him and was positive he hated me too.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 144,842 - Reviews: 782 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 497 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Complete
My Meaningless Existence at a Frozen Yogurt Shop by the milk bottle reviews
ONE-SHOT. It was on that day that I began my downward spiral of meaningless sex, alcoholism, violence, and… okay, not really. But it felt close to something like that.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,083 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 700 - Follows: 49 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Complete
Petals by Danielle Night reviews
COMPLETE In nineteenth century London, it isn't considered proper for a young lady to send flowers to a healthy young bachelor. But when Adrian Morey receives a bouquet with a challenge, he can't help but be intrigued.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,743 - Reviews: 925 - Favs: 1,797 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 9/1/2005 - Published: 1/23/2005 - Complete
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The Shoes reviews
Sometimes you just see the perfect pair of shoes, and you know have to buy them, whether they are comfortable or not. But what happens if you wear them home? ONESHOT
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,823 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/13/2017
Bus Stop reviews
He's her bus stop obsession. Well, maybe obsession is too big a word. Although… she had been staring at him for three months now. No, she was not a dangerous stalker. For that, he would have to know she existed... and she didn't even have the courage to talk to him, so how could she be? She just stared at him, hoping he wouldn't notice her doing so.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,015 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/4/2015 - Published: 2/27/2015
I used to love Christmas as a kid reviews
Holidays... They kind of lost there magic since I was a kid. What once was a season of cheer now is a fight for food. And that's just the shopping. But maybe an unwanted Christmas hamper and a random good Samaritan act to a beggar can make all the difference this year.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,563 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/21/2015 - Published: 12/17/2014
Posers reviews
COMPLETED- Nothing is real in the world of modeling. Pretty boy Fin already learned that a while ago. Innocent Sally is about to find out. He likes her fresh honesty. She likes to banter with him. But seeing he's gay and has a boyfriend, that's pretty much it... right?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 69,143 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 12/12/2014 - Published: 6/13/2014 - Complete
Money or your Life reviews
COMPLETED - We all have those days where nothing goes right. This definitely is such a day. After losing my job because I wouldn't sleep with my boss, I'm now walking home through the worst part of town and I can feel somebody watching me from the shadows. Where's a hero when you need one?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,404 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/6/2014 - Published: 5/9/2014 - Complete
Irish Coffee reviews
COMPLETED - Bartender v. Barista. Their first day on the job, and they have plenty of assumptions about each other. Robert is convinced that the smart coffee girl with the shy smile is after his job. Susan is skeptical that Robert's good looks are anything more than superficial. But maybe, just maybe, they gauged each other all wrong. Set mid-nineties.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,233 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/2/2014 - Published: 2/27/2014 - Complete
Royal Trouble reviews
SHORT- So you always wanted to be a princess? I get it – me too. Until five months ago, that is. That is when gran died. With her dying breath, she told my dad "There's a secret..."
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/27/2014 - Complete
Passion reviews
Little tidbit, just for fun about passion. No, the other kind.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 388 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/20/2014 - Complete
Shy
I just wanted you to know how I felt about you. Even if I can never tell you, you need to know... Figmentinlove contest one shot where the writer falls in love with the reader.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Published: 3/13/2014 - Complete