Fanfic Stats:

Guests - Bulma (2), Frieza (2), Cell, Yamcha, Piccolo (2), Goten (2), Trunks, Krilin, Yajirobe, SWAT team, John Wayne, Mr. Kissup, Puar, Mr. Popo, Gohan, ChiChi, Tien, Master Roshi, Radditz, ChiChi (2), Tien, Superman, Kazuya Mishima, Kami, #16, a wigmaker, Nappa, Oolong, Chaozu, Priscilla (Queen of Vegeta's Neck)

Dead - Yajirobe, John Wayne, Mr. Popo, Piccolo (by ChiChi no less!), Tien, Master Roshi, Radditz, random audience members, Mirai Trunks (i'm sorry!), Kami, 16, Nappa, Priscilla (Queen of Vegeta's Neck)

Mental Break Down - Vegeta, Piccolo, Krillin, Goku, Tien, Kami

Beaten Up - Yamcha, Vegeta (headlock), Goku (Final Flash, he survived because... well I couldn't kill the star), random audience members, VegetaToo, GokuToo, Vegeta (ChiChi's Housewife power), Goku (ChiChi and a 2X4), Dean Cain (the REAL Superman kicked his ass! YEAH!), Vegeta (Lightning Screw Uppercut from Kazuya & splinters to the face),Veggie's hair (Kame-Hame-Ha)

Reformed - Frieza (ha ha! Only one good thing has come of this!) Okay people, you want my e-mail do ya?! Well you'll have to kill me first!! Mwahaaa- what?
Schimmy: Dude, you gotta be more social.
But... I don't like being social
Schimmy: Tough sh*t, now put it up
Fine.. fine... I hope you're happy... now people are going to e-mail me... and I'll be scaaaaaaaaaaared!!!