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Author has written 4 stories for Romance, and Life.

One day, while I was cleaning the bookshelf in my room, I discovered a thrilling saga by my four-year-old self entitled 'Sammy and his Umbrella'. This sweeping epic told the gripping tale of Sammy, a young boy who wanted to play in the rain puddles outside one day, and in a cruel twist of fate, forgot his umbrella. (Spoiler alert: he gets wet.)

Despite the fact that—like the story of Sammy and his poor, neglected umbrella—many of my stories are put on what I like to call 'permanent hiatus', the urge to write is still going strong, although all umbrellas have fortunately been replaced with a cast of unique characters destined to squabble and banter with each other until, eventually, falling head-over-heels in love.

I also post writing on two separate accounts on , so if you see Portraits of Alice, Mistaken, and Cookies & Crossbows on there under the accounts thatcrazyblondechick and booksareamazebeans, just know that I have not stolen them and they have not been stolen from me. However, should you see my writing under any other accounts on wattpad besides these two, or if you find them on any other writing website besides wattpad and Fictionpress, please let me know ASAP!

Thank you for all the support, and I hope you enjoy my writing!

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Rabbit Heart by beatgoeson reviews
Adelaide Ryan: her pack's weakest link. A pocket-sized werewolf who suffers from shifter performance issues…Basically, she's stuck in her lowly human form and is about as scary as a bunny rabbit. Rafe Greywood: the big, bad alpha who won't give her the time of day. But that's okay, 'cause she's totally not in love with him. Nope. No way. [REMOVED]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 3,989 - Reviews: 834 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 500 - Updated: 3/3/2018 - Published: 12/13/2014 - Complete
The Rookie by Carmel March reviews
It was like she was in his bloodstream, constantly there, in his head and in his heart. Gemma Hart, his stupid, reckless, perfect rookie. [VERTIGO/RICOCHET ONESHOT FROM BOONE'S PERSPECTIVE]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,070 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/29/2016 - Complete
Ricochet by Carmel March reviews
For Gemma, the hardest part about traveling across southern Africa looking for an infamous criminal wasn't the constant danger, the long days, or even working undercover. It was pretending not to have feelings for her partner, who was not only endearingly complicated and frustrating, but also her new pretend husband. [SEQUEL TO VERTIGO] [COMPLETE]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 193,994 - Reviews: 1232 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 620 - Updated: 5/29/2016 - Published: 8/9/2014 - Complete
Strawberries, Candy, and Sweetness by Rosario Vargas reviews
"BDSM. It's an alternative lifestyle than what people are normally used to. In a relationship like this, there's a dominant, and a submissive, but sometimes, they're labeled in different ways for certain relationships. For example, daddy dom, mommy dom, littles, pets and slaves." Rated for adult suggestions. Bdsm/spankings/sexual themes/ddlg/dom/sub
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 116,777 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 5/19/2016 - Published: 9/29/2015
Book 1: Engaged to a Rockstar by theredcrayon reviews
COMPLETED: Aurora Winters never thought that something as an old-fashioned as an arranged marriage still existed but it did and it was happening to her. Get married or have her family ruined, that was the ultimatum. But she didn't expect her future husband to be Sebastian Knight, a hot rock star and he seems to dislike her at first sight. Rated M for sexual scenes and language
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 292 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 6/9/2015 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Complete
Vertigo by Carmel March reviews
Life was complicated enough. Her job required a clearance, several passports, and lying to her boyfriend. When she gets mixed up with the CIA's fifth Most Wanted, she has to go undercover with her partner as his fiancée. It doesn't help that he's overprotective, that they have to sleep in the same bed, or that he manages to get into that little compartment behind her heart. [FIN]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 173,148 - Reviews: 1468 - Favs: 946 - Follows: 762 - Updated: 8/9/2014 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Complete
The Fae Prince by Popie2202 reviews
I looked at the golden leaf hanging from a chain around my neck, "Oh why did you have to go Damian?" I whispered sadly. Of course the only answer in return was the mournful sigh of the wind.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,049 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/27/2014
Lighthouse Charlie by Jessie L. Star - AKA star123 reviews
The first time I had kicked in the womb it had been when Max, a baby himself, had placed his hand against my mother's stomach. It had been the first, but certainly not the last, time I'd kicked him, and now suddenly he wasn't interested in a fight? Weird. **Removed and now available on Amazon and Smashwords!**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 5,068 - Reviews: 1882 - Favs: 1,620 - Follows: 687 - Updated: 2/23/2014 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Complete
A Marriage Of Convenience by Spooky152 reviews
She thought arranged marriages were for princesses and girls in India. Boy, was she ever wrong. COMPLETE
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 98,917 - Reviews: 1170 - Favs: 893 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 3/28/2009 - Published: 3/1/2003 - Complete
False Facades by Maeven reviews
Sam Westlane is the new kid in the famous all boys Crestan High School for the rich and the spoiled ... There's only one problem. Sam is a girl.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 114,525 - Reviews: 7267 - Favs: 6,336 - Follows: 984 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 9/5/2003 - Complete
OMG! Becoming Totally Popular on Fictionpress by fading innocence reviews
You're sick of writing for five minutes and not getting any good, aren't you? And not getting good reviews either, right? Well, that can all be solved using my guide to Fictionpress GOD status! Now revised.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/27/2007 - Published: 10/25/2006 - Complete
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Cookies & Crossbows: The Completely True Story of How I Fell in Love reviews
I may have never been a girly-girl, but I can offer you a few decent pieces of dating advice: 1. If a guy ever comes up to you with macadamia nut cookies and a marriage contract, ignore him. 2. If he also happens to be holding a crossbow, you might want to consider running. Cookies & Crossbows. This is the completely true story of how I fell in love.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,312 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/4/2015
Pathways reviews
A short, sweet free-verse about decisions and identity, originally written for school. Please let me know if you liked it :)
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 206 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/1/2014 - Complete
Portraits of Alice reviews
"I looked up the artist when you first mentioned him to me. He is quite a looker isn't he? And not much older than us too." Talia glanced at her computer screen and turned it around to show me. "Really? I never got to see what he looked like…" I start but what I see on the screen cuts my voice off. I know that face.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,180 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/1/2014 - Published: 2/20/2014
Mistaken reviews
"Susan you know that your accent gets next to impossible to understand when you're mad. Calm down." That did it. I snapped, and before I knew what had happened my palm was ringing and Andrew had a big pink handprint on his face. He looked at me incredulously, his floppy brown hair falling into his face, and his gray eyes wide in shock. "Did you just slap me?" ONE-SHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/3/2014 - Complete
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