PervertFarmer
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Joined 02-23-14, id: 966649, Profile Updated: 04-08-17
Author has written 5 stories for Life, Romance, Love, and Essay.

Hey! I'm PervertFarmer, but you can call me Nelly! Before I get started, I just wanna thank you.. Whoever you are, for checking out my little bio here! :3 Okay, let's get started!

So, I live in the U.S.A (central time zone) I am nineteen and there have been past issues where people thought I was a boy.. Not because well, you know, but mostly because of the way I act and speak so let's just clear it up now. IM A GIRL! *sighs* felt good to get that off my chest. :)

I am working so I apologize for slow updates on my stories. I also have a bunch of fiction on Fanfiction.net, most of it is slash for TeenWolf, though I have a few for Almost Human as well. My username is PervertFarmer over there as well. Ahh... Such creativity..

I am a huge TeenWolf fan. I ship the following:

Jackson/Stiles

Derek/Stiles

Allison/Lydia

Peter/Lydia

Scott/Stiles

Jackson/Scott

Derek/Kali

Cora/Boyd

Erica/Boyd

Erica/Lydia

and for Almost Human:

Dorian/John

short as fuuuuck, I know, but give it some time :)

Anyhow, I rp a lot and I hate one liners... They make me flip tables. I LOVE lemons and I am relatively open to all sorts of lemon.. Except things like two girls and one cup.. Let's not go there with me -.-

I hate when people read my stories but don't leave feedback. I NEED the reviews.. Let me know what I am doing whether it's negative or positive. I'm a big girl, I can handle it. Plus, I enjoy the negative feedback, I'm weird like that ;).

I may be a new member here (jk I'm old as fuck now lol, collecting dust on this site tbh), but don't let that fool you. I have had a lot of experience rping sooo don't act surprised when I reply with long ass post sometimes. I do that mostly on my good days :)

Oh and if you haven't done so yet, please notice all my smiley faces :). I use them to express myself a lot. I am a really nice person and i'm usually happy about everything so if you do manage to piss me off (chances are low) then please, by all means, run O.O I don't appreciate rude people and god modding is not my cup of tea.

So! With all that said! Please, if you have questions or concerns about anything, don't be afraid to pm me. I will be happy to hear from you! See ya! :)

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Taking the Pain Away by Goodman3 reviews
"I just want to stay with you… and make you as happy as you make me. You deserve that at the least, and so much more at the most. Still, I love you… and I will always patch you up."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,791 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/22/2017 - Complete
Gay Bash by Irish Lover reviews
Gay Bash
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Complete
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A Love Worse than the Devil reviews
Ryan never noticed it. How could he? All they would ever do is compete for their parents attention, for years it was him against his brother. Somewhere along the lines all of that drastically changed, somehow without even noticing it, Ryan found himself in a compromising relationship with his brother who confesses his love to him almost everyday, but does Ryan love him too, can he?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 83,713 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/6/2017 - Published: 3/8/2014
Rant about Homosexuality, Religion and Bestiality reviews
I was really triggered and needed to vent. I don't want to make this one-sided so please feel free to share your opinion, like minded and not so like minded. But these are my thoughts on those three things. I don't mean to insult or bash any group or individual and so was not my intention by writing this, so I apologize for anyone I may offend with this.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: M - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,603 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/20/2017 - Complete
Our Song
To think it would take one simple song and the word 'our' to change everything.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,212 - Published: 1/16/2017 - Complete
Ten Things In Our Hearts reviews
A poem between two lovers. Counting backwards from ten is harder than you think.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 238 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/30/2014
The Devil's Game reviews
It was a game she knew all too well, but could no longer play.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/25/2014 - Complete