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Just Smile and Nod by Nightingales reviews
I draw the people I hate in school. I hear the gossip, I hear their lies; but I draw from what my own eyes see. And I see the embarrassing, devastating, beautiful secrets my peers all try to hide. And I have quite the collection of humor; a sketchbook full of those pathetic illusions... Until the most popular boy, and my most hated, happens upon my misplaced book of insults.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 145,050 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 4/3/2019 - Published: 1/13/2010
Not for Me by tickledblue reviews
FINISHED! I'm the loner with no backbone. He's the school's favourite god. He's at the top of the pyramid, while I'm not even part of the pyramid. Somebody tell me how this is going to work out.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,276 - Reviews: 4847 - Favs: 2,970 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 5/23/2017 - Published: 6/22/2004 - Complete
When Idiosyncrasy Meets Mainstream by damnphool39 reviews
She's a quirky food & anime lover and he's a popular with a playboy persona. Poles apart, no? But she's being blackmailed to get a date and he's forced to get a girlfriend within the month. Suddenly, those poles seem a lot closer than before. Complicated and cliché? Heck yes...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 66,948 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 4/30/2017 - Published: 12/30/2013
The Right Parts by damnphool39 reviews
Where the Heroine poses as one of the opposite sex, goes to an all-boy's academy, receives a male roommate, falls for the Hero, and life carries on happily. Except 1) The Hero isn't her roommate and 2) The Heroine's introduction to said roommate is nothing short of amusing: "I don't have the right parts to be considered a dude. Let's get along this year, shall we?" Ahh, clichés...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,623 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/17/2016 - Published: 3/14/2016
My Undetected Canoodling by Analytical Calico reviews
The seemingly unrequited crush on your best friend, the perfect romantic cliche, and you know those always work out. However, when an evil older brother, mind games, and dirty little secrets are thrown into the mix, maybe this cliche isn't that perfect...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 64,667 - Reviews: 777 - Favs: 667 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 2/22/2015 - Published: 12/1/2005 - Complete
Nobody Said It Was Easy by Secretive reviews
Sequal to QoaQR: Nobody said love was easy...then again no one mentioned the mind games, precocious kids, homicidal inventions, therapy, or as much stalking as is going on. I feel woefully misinformed...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 71,441 - Reviews: 1358 - Favs: 803 - Follows: 943 - Updated: 2/15/2015 - Published: 9/5/2006
Friends Without Benefits by heyyitsmeexo reviews
Darcy has had her eyes set on Julian Parker for years, but he has never given her a second glance. Now that she's in her last year of high school, she devises a plan to get Julian to notice her. Simple enough? Not even close. Trouble threatens her plan when her friend Matt gets involved and a new guy named Trey enters the picture. With three guys to choose from, who will she pick?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 51,822 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/22/2014 - Published: 7/5/2014 - Complete
Hiring a Hooligan by Deena reviews
Determined to put the fear of God into the racist homophobe who messed up her best friend, mild-mannered Jane Hazelton resorts to hiring a thug to do the job. Trouble is, said thug isn’t interested in money, he’s interested in her. **COMPLETED**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,036 - Reviews: 2358 - Favs: 3,532 - Follows: 806 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Complete
Baby, I'm Not Finished by xoxluurve reviews
Maybe my eyes were directed at him too intently. But I wasn't stalking. Really. He didn't seem to agree with me.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 138,903 - Reviews: 2866 - Favs: 2,111 - Follows: 1,312 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Complete
None Other Than by Mac Vicchrilli reviews
You think I like him? You've got to be kidding. Darren Teigan is the most stubborn, pompous, pigheaded, egotistical creature that ever existed." Emma says nothing and I blanch. "He's... right behind me, isn't he..." COMPLETE.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 91,387 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 1,331 - Follows: 585 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 8/17/2006 - Complete
Rocked Like Me by Enigmatic Night reviews
I may be somewhat strange, but he's got arrogance down to an artform. I may have thrown a rock at his car, but it's no excuse to concoct a plan to kill me. Honestly, who does he think he is? The nerve of some people. Course language, you've been warned.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 166,623 - Reviews: 1172 - Favs: 1,452 - Follows: 516 - Updated: 12/6/2008 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Complete
Quandaries of a Quirky Romantic by Secretive reviews
She's a hopeless romantic that is terrified of falling in love. Quirky? You have no idea... He's misunderstood purposely so and has a past. A dark one. So...what happens when their small town matchmaker decides they're destined for each other?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 113,930 - Reviews: 1884 - Favs: 1,578 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 8/21/2006 - Published: 9/13/2004 - Complete
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