Cheddar-Graham
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Joined 03-26-14, id: 971421, Profile Updated: 04-03-16
Author has written 1 story for Romance.

Hi, welcome to my bare profile. I wanted to be Cheese and Crackers but the name was already taken. Cause sometimes the things I write are cheesy and I'm a little crackers. So I'm cheddar and graham... which would probably not taste very good if we ate them together?

I put up a story (You're the sick one)! I hope it amuses you. Mostly I update on weekends. No fixed schedule right now. You see, I'm being held captive by this evil wizard who hates amateur writers... yeah, nice try right?

Anyway, er... patchy updating... short chapters... (I'm not doing very well promoting myself, am I?) So if --and I'm thinking this is most likely because of the influence of some strange otherworldly alignment of the stars and planets -- if you actually like my scribbling, you could click that 'follow' button' (just suggesting, please don't slap me for that outrageous idea!).

Thank you for visiting. Have a cookie. Or some cheese... Cheddar's nice, I think. But not with graham crackers.


Update: I put up another story! It has an older pervy guy, a cutie who's so innocent you want to do wicked things to him just because of that, and another guy with moves so slick he never needs to buy lube. Oh darn, there I go giving away things... You probably don't want to read it now.

Oh no, wait, I mean, please read my story if you don't mind smutty dub-con. Otherwise, I'm so very sorry for taking up three whole seconds of your precious time. *Bows very low, noticing in the process that it's high time for a pedi*


What's new with me: I wrote another story (Seriously?)! An itsy-bitsy teeny-weeny one, full of yummy graham cracker goooodness! Keeps you regular. Yeah, baby...

And there are some side projects like 'If broken...' But this one's different. Very different. As different as... well, chalk and cheese! Um, maybe you should just read it, I guess?... And oh yeah, there's Nothing More Nothing Less which has been up for some time - I think I may have sleep-written it? Cause it sounds nothing like the other pieces on here...


Cream cheese and graham crackers! I finally worked it out.

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Life is a box of chocolates (Anthology) by alltheeagles reviews
One-shot romances (updated occasionally). Sampler from the latest chp: It was exhausting sometimes, living in a forest of question marks. "What I do with my life is my own decision, okay, and anyway can't I be happy by myself without a man around?" She kept that answer, and others like it, to herself; she was a nice person and nice people didn't go around provoking arguments.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,496 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 12/24/2017 - Published: 3/2/2014 - Complete
Haunting the forgotten by alltheeagles reviews
I hate waiting. And what's worse than waiting? Waiting to be eaten. On top of that, now that he's finally here, he refuses to eat me like he's supposed to. But if he doesn't, the Dragoul will destroy everyone that's important to me. What do I do now? 2 endings. Update: has been rewritten as Yesterday's Toys.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 40 - Words: 60,292 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/20/2013 - Published: 3/19/2013 - Complete
Nothing more, nothing less reviews
I know the fate of the conquered. Had accepted it. Expected nothing more. Was ready to do what I had to. But he, with his words and his conduct, makes it all but impossible to accept my fate. The time will come when he wakes. Realises his rights as a conqueror. Sees what he has to do. I expect no less. And so I wait. [May go 'M' later]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,576 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/22/2015