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Author has written 5 stories for Romance, and General.

Hiya! I'm Jess :)

There's not much you need to know about me, other than the fact that I love reading and writing. And slash. Oh, also, I might just be in love with Ryan Ross.

I have 3 stories up, one called 'Issues' which I don't particularly want to update. Lost inspiration there. I might take it down soon.

The second story is 'If Only He'd Known.' This idea has been floating around in my head for a while, and I can't wait to work on it. It's pretty twisted though.

The third story is Revenge (no fixed updates) but it's definitely ongoing. I also have two oneshots up. One is called 'Willing to be unwilling.' The other is 'They're Just Words.' The two are totally unrelated.

I'm not a very good writer, and I hope to improve. Constructive criticism is always welcome.

If anyone's interested, I have a twitter: @thesarcasticgal

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Valiant II: Lightner's Lament by Siese reviews
SLASH m/m. Lightner has been King of the Valiants for six months. Things are rocky between the new King and his people, but he feels like they're making progress—that is, until masked men try to kill him in a dark corridor. When Rainer is arrested by UR officers, and with Lightner facing hidden enemies at home, will the two be able to find happiness—and each other—again?
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 91,944 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 1/16 - Published: 1/1/2016
Haunted City by Blue GhostGhost reviews
Birthright or not, I said I wasn't interested. But between a family curse, a shady secret society and a pushy werewolf with a mohawk, witchcraft might be my best chance of getting out of this alive. NC-17 MM Slash DOWN FOR EDITS but don't worry I'll stick it back up pretty quick
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,976 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 1/8 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Complete
Wolves Don't Date by IceraMyst reviews
Neuroatypical werewolf willing to be poker partner for fun, profit. Will not rob banks. Crunchy foods a must. Apply within. (slash, m/m)
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,769 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/17/2018 - Published: 1/3/2018 - Complete
Sun Over Las Sombras by kidboise reviews
GayLit/Crime - Following in his dead father's footsteps, Gabe works as a runner in the golden age of a late-90s, Southern Californian drug empire. Miguel, exiled from his family for being gay, discovers meaningful work in the warehouse where Gabe makes his nightly deliveries. Slowly, resentfully, they fall in love, and together they battle off demons—both real and imagined.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,319 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/13/2018 - Published: 7/15/2016
Mikey and the Chickadee by kidboise reviews
A chance encounter on the bus grows into something infinitely more meaningful. Wyatt and Mikey are young, fresh into their careers—and still have a lot to learn about themselves. They were fortunate enough to meet, but only time will tell if their new bond can weather the tumult and confusion that accompanies early adulthood… (Interracial M/M with some sexually explicit scenes.)
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 90,808 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/31/2017 - Published: 11/10/2016 - Complete
The Sailor's General Superior by IceraMyst reviews
Calentine is having a bad day. His head's bashed in, his ship is sunk, and the most important man in the kingdom just fell in love with him in the worst way. Slash.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 139,532 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 3/10/2017 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Complete
Yellow by Victoria Best reviews
So the guy I've been stalking for the past few weeks fell from the heavens, landed on top of me and nearly killed me. That's fate telling us we're supposed to be together, right? He doesn't seem to think so. / Reviews returned
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,223 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/19/2017 - Published: 12/12/2015
Breaking The Mirror by AMV reviews
M/M. "Go to hell." "Yes, sir." Jayden has a lot of problems, and his new mysterious, bitter neighbor, Seaton Andrews, isn't helping matters. Completed.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 95,369 - Reviews: 2138 - Favs: 1,955 - Follows: 1,004 - Updated: 6/10/2016 - Published: 4/20/2007 - Complete
Knockout Boys by alicedreaming reviews
[COMPLETE] Not every kid starts high school in sophomore year. Then again, not every kid is a scrawny gay nerd named Rocky Apollo living in Bum Ass Nowhere, USA. Not every kid has to put up with constant bullying from his ex-bestfriend. As if that weren't enough, Rocky caught the attention of the school bully, who makes him an offer he can't refuse. tw: bullying, violence, language
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 48,754 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 4/10/2016 - Published: 7/31/2015 - Complete
My Psycho by Victoria Best reviews
I was the luckiest guy on the planet when she gave me her number. I thought she was perfect. Now... Now I'm not so sure. She asks me about things I've never told her about. She turns up to places where I happen to be. She says things that are strange. Actually, forget I said anything. I'm just being paranoid. Right? / Story removed.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 83 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/5/2016 - Published: 9/5/2014
The Wolf by Wrathomatic reviews
TW: Assault, Murder, Rape, Disturbing Content Mariah, an orphan and a survivor of a lifetime of abuse, recalls her life story as she returns to her uncle's mansion one last time to learn the truth about her father.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,964 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/2/2015 - Published: 11/30/2015
No, no by She Had Somewhere To Go reviews
Jess knows first hand that it is easier to be a coward that runs from grief than to be an honest body in pain. However, nowhere in her plans to escape from her loss does she account for the unfortunate complication of a hit-and-run involving the forbidden and unpredictable Charlie Lewis.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 50,411 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 11/25/2015 - Published: 5/10/2014
Dreamland by Ashley Valentine reviews
Scarlett's only option for her internship is to tutor Blake Carter, the whiney brat from that one boy band. But the more she teaches him, the more she ends up learning...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,326 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/13/2015 - Published: 8/22/2015 - Complete
Mage's Crest by Jalux reviews
The world is declining, the governments around the world have all mysteriously begun to increase taxes and neglect their citizens. When bounty hunter Iris accepts a job from man from an organization called Veras she has no idea she has just embarked on a journey that will not only change her views on the world but uncover the truths of her past and the danger the world is in.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/28/2015 - Published: 1/3/2015
The Things I Couldn't Tell You by ChanTheStoryTeller reviews
At the end of the day, It all comes out.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 227 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/26/2015 - Complete
Snapshot by Ventracere reviews
Jason Makkie isn't like his older brother. He's no athlete and can't carry an easy conversation with most people. It's one of the reasons he likes cameras and photographs. It's a quiet solitude. Aatos Beaulieu is the exact opposite of a quiet solitude. With a wish to live an honest life and a laugh to match, Beaulieu tends to shoot expectations out of the water. (Slash)
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,318 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/26/2015 - Published: 12/23/2014 - Complete
Nerves by C A Leiko reviews
Ryan has a lot of problems, and his feelings for Theo are quickly becoming another. M/M.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 56,121 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/4/2015 - Published: 3/16/2015 - Complete
Dust and Shadows by Anihyr Moonstar reviews
SLASH. To save Kaleth's life, his adoptive brother Issavan resorts to witchcraft, a crime punishable by death. Now, the task of bringing his brother to 'justice' lies on Kaleth's shoulders, but catching him is the least of his troubles. M/M. Pseudo-incest.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,849 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/23/2015 - Published: 7/8/2012
The Mute and The Liar by Victoria Best reviews
I am a mute who only cares about mysteries. He's a liar who only cares about his youth gang. I didn't mind him, until he decided to break into my house, steal my salad, and oh yeah, kidnap me. / Most creative plot SKOW award winner / Featured on Project Fiction / story removed.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,638 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 5/16/2015 - Published: 3/11/2012
Opposite Ends of The Spectrum by She Had Somewhere To Go reviews
. "Hatred comes from the heart, contempt from the head, and neither feeling is quite within our control." Bullshit, she thinks. Then she meets Matthew Valentine.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 136,342 - Reviews: 1984 - Favs: 1,717 - Follows: 880 - Updated: 1/28/2015 - Published: 10/24/2007 - Complete
Carnations' Wake by Jitterbug Blues reviews
The last thing an assassin expects to find in the lonely hills of rural Scotland is a coffin in the ruins of a castle, housing a sleeping knight. Nor does he expect that one good deed will throw his life into jeopardy, and that his fate will be intertwined in a 700-year-old tale of valor and redemption. / slash (M/M)
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 255,538 - Reviews: 1266 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 1/10/2015 - Published: 9/7/2013 - Complete
I Know You Didn't Mean it, You Meant So Well by atreyuaddams reviews
Thank you for all the kind reviews, it really means a lot. This piece has a trigger warning for sexual assault, emotional abuse, and horrible relationships. Please take care.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2014 - Complete
Huh by J.A. Cadelina reviews
The town of Stick-in-the-Mud was vegan...that is, until a stranger arrives.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/12/2014 - Complete
The Difference Knowing Makes by thenifoundfivedollars reviews
RE-POSTED. After vowing to never date another frat guy, he's trying to bend her new rule. Only because she'd so stupidly, under the influence of cheap punch and an extremely stressful Thursday, confessed that he might just be the most adorable guy on campus. Complete.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 58,923 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 10/27/2014 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Complete
This is Gospel by electrical moon reviews
the gangrene of guilt is around your lips
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/18/2014 - Complete
The Raw and the Cooked by plumblossom reviews
Jackson's civilized. He dreads the wilderness in Marek. Marek's a lot more domesticated than Jackson thinks he is -- he's a sophisticated chef -- and would like nothing more than to be tamed by Jackson. Slash, if you care.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,449 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/22/2014 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Complete
Valiant by Siese reviews
SLASH m/m. Rainer Hart is the captain of a bounty hunter crew. Lightner Carrick is a wanted thief. But bounty hunters are the least of Lightner's worries, and Rainer and his crew are caught in the crossfire. They'll have to learn to trust each other to survive, and in the process, they may become more important to each other than anyone ever expected.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 112,493 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 8/22/2014 - Published: 6/28/2013 - Complete
If Life Were A Story by MagicInk762 reviews
If my life were a story, what story would I be?
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 153 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2014 - Complete
Genevieve by faerie-gumdrops reviews
Pip finds a pretty on the beach. A naked French pretty on the beach. A naked French pretty on the beach with a girlfriend from space. Slow clap, Pippin. M/M, smut, naughty words.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,616 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/13/2014 - Complete
Spiders and Snakes by Wanda Walker reviews
Recovering bulimic Isaac and his drug-dealing boyfriend Vaughn just moved to the crumbling city of Pittsburgh, hoping for a change in scenery. It's where Isaac meets his landlord, Omar, whose main passion is breeding and selling tarantulas and snakes online. Is Omar could be the panacea to Isaac's crazy, messed-up life? M/M
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 116,260 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 11/17/2013 - Published: 6/19/2013 - Complete
Slowly Sinking by fellintothemoon reviews
Maybe it wasn't such a good idea to bring my guy best friend to the beach every day. Especially when trying to seduce the hot new lifeguard. /one-shot/
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Complete
Hiring a Hooligan by Deena reviews
Determined to put the fear of God into the racist homophobe who messed up her best friend, mild-mannered Jane Hazelton resorts to hiring a thug to do the job. Trouble is, said thug isn’t interested in money, he’s interested in her. **COMPLETED**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,036 - Reviews: 2357 - Favs: 3,530 - Follows: 803 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Complete
Then There Was You by S.J. Byrd reviews
With a nickname like Scary-Douche-Roommate-From-Hell, did Stacey really expect me to like this guy? Then, for some reason, I did. SLASH
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 70,882 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 8/6/2013 - Published: 5/21/2012
Caveat Emptor by Iluv2eat reviews
Harry and his friends just wanted something to drink. He didn't expect anything more. How can he help falling head over heels, though, when the hot guy at the register begins flirting with him. MM Slash. Complete, oneshot Don't like, don't read.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,146 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/3/2013 - Complete
The Pendant by DTheAntihero reviews
The protagonist receives a mysterious pendant in the mail as a belated birthday gift. After he puts it on, things go horrifically wrong. Not helping is the fact that he can't seem to take the pendant off ... (Reviews, tips and criticism welcome)
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,066 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/18/2013 - Complete
Fatesbane: The Living Legend by Sorceress Myst reviews
What comes from the sea must return to the sea. Something was calling me back…and a debt demands to be repaid. But tell that to my mate, who is willing to fight the gods themselves to keep me in his arms. /Book 2 of the Fatesbane series and sequel to Fatesbane: The Falucite Bride/Rated for violence and sexual themes/COMPLETE
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 249,109 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 4/8/2013 - Published: 9/7/2012 - Complete
Money In My Pocket by K.L. Sweet reviews
Don't judge Rhodey, he was totally getting paid for his, er, services. Things just happened to get a little complicated along the way. SLASH
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 38,892 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 4/8/2013 - Published: 3/9/2013 - Complete
Freckles and Pigtails by Wanda Walker reviews
Jake Kirkwell is trying to keep his life together and pretend everything is fine. Paula Falkowski is a social outcast because of her penchant for motorcycles, kick boxing, and combat boots. Helping one another cope brings them closer together.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 119,803 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 3/29/2013 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Complete
Nine Tenths of the Law by Anihyr Moonstar reviews
SLASH. Quan gets a speeding ticket, which somehow leads to him back in bed with the boy he fell in love with in high school four years ago. Oops? M/M
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,944 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 37 - Published: 2/28/2013
Old, Unrevised Version of The Corsair's Crown by IceraMyst reviews
This version of The Corsair's Crown is being revised into a new file. Please feel free to use these chapters for reference or to read while you are waiting for new content. This version will no longer be updated.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 137,507 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 1/23/2013 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Complete
A Portrait of You by Creynolds reviews
Chris just received a commission order for a painting. The subject of the painting? Him. MM/slash. Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,642 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Complete
Breaking Thunder by Anihyr Moonstar reviews
Two men kiss in a graveyard. M/M. Complete. Winner of the Review Game's WCC: December Edition.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,973 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/4/2012 - Complete
Gold in the Dust by Creynolds reviews
Two homeless men meet one night at an empty train station. Together, they learn that it's not how you get there that matters, but how you'll keep going on. MM, Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,754 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/14/2012 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Complete
Self Proclaimed Messiah by xanthofile reviews
Rewrite. Bo knows he can't save everyone, although he always has to try. But all he really wants to do is just save one. Slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,559 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Complete
Reckless by my heart is in ohio reviews
Sequel to Chemistry. After leaving rehab and trying to start his life over again during his first year of recovery, Garen Anderson begins to realize that getting clean was actually the easiest part. Slash.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 47,029 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 8/1/2012
Fatesbane: The Falucite Bride by Sorceress Myst reviews
The diviner said unto me 'You will be mated to a monster'. I told her she was full of it. I knew she made it up just to get rid of me. But now when I gaze at the man with the spiffy hat, I wasn't so sure anymore. Book 1 of the Fatesbane Series/Rated for sexual themes and violence/Complete
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 225,433 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Complete
The Coquette and the Thane by Anihyr Moonstar reviews
SLASH. Kedean's saddled with a deceptively simple task: deliver a bride-to-be to her fiancée across the sea. The complication? The "bride" is a nobleman, temporarily cursed with a woman's body, who's none too pleased with the arrangement—he does, however, take a quick liking to Kedean. *'12 SKOW Nominee*
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 204,442 - Reviews: 579 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Complete
The Art of Stalking by rosieroo reviews
ONE SHOT "I was going to harass that boy like there was no tomorrow until I saw his adorable cheeks turn red." ADoR Star Cross'd Challenge Prompt *Runner Up/Reader's Pick for Best Challenge Response SKoW*
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,053 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Complete
Marriage Business by Anihyr Moonstar reviews
SLASH. Five years into his relationship with Derik, Quan's parents are still trying to marry him off to a 'nice, well-cultured Chinese girl.' Watching his boyfriend scowl, Derik snorts, "Just tell them you're only into blondes." M/M, OneShot; COMPLETE
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,248 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Complete
A Year Full of Days by seventhswan reviews
Being cautious is one of the only things Nate is well and truly good at, but the new guy at work calling him 'sweetheart' makes him want to do something stupid. M/M Slash. Sequel-ish to Side Effects.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 34,744 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 36 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Complete
Ring, ring by DeliriousEphemera reviews
Q: What is a writer's least favorite thing to do? A: Write. So what's an agent to do? Did you say commit enough felonies to quality for entry to the mob? Ding, ding! You win a prize. oneshot, dialogue only, rating for language and such.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Complete
Smokin' Hot Pizza Love by Caseus reviews
Pizzas have feelings too. / oneshot, slash... ish...? CRACK
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,126 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Complete
Tessellate by Catherine Julia Jefferson reviews
Travis Cooper believes in patterns, and in his experience, love is a sickness that inevitably results in broken hearts. So when he runs into a guy who makes him feel something, he runs away. But said guy is persistent, and Travis knows he's doomed. M/M.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 68,331 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Complete
The Side Effects of Forgetting by seventhswan reviews
Kellan can't remember how he's supposed to act, but he thinks it probably doesn't involve making friends with the lunatic girl-next-door and letting his best friend put his hand down his pants. M/M Slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 32,395 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 36 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Complete
Three Strikes by Anihyr Moonstar reviews
SLASH. Derik says Quan would agree to anything. Quan begs to differ, so Derik makes his point. Two teenaged football players' path of self-discovery involving beer, rain, and some degree of exhibitionism. M/M, OneShot; COMPLETE
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,827 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Complete
Drunk Text by seventhswan reviews
Gunnar wakes up in his dorm room on a Friday in April and notices three things in rapid succession. The most pressing is a text message that says "God, my ass hurts. I can't even sit down properly. Cheers to you. Coffee @ 1?" M/M slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,395 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 10/24/2011 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Complete
Where Cross and Crescent Meet by Unbridled reviews
His dream haunted me. He was certain he would die for Jesus at the hands of angry extremists - and I denied it, even when they took him. But God sent me his journals, written for me, and I saw on those pages an extraordinary tale of courage and faith.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 42 - Words: 163,125 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 10/4/2011 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Complete
Of sweaters and heartache by LyingOutLoud reviews
I had a pretty good life going, but then my ex had to march into my favourite coffee bar and back into my life. I hate him. And his stupid sweater. Slash, m/m. Rated for language and some sexual content later on.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,257 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 9/29/2011 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Complete
The Right Equation by rustydiamonds reviews
Quinn's never seen this record store before. Gage comes here all the time. Maybe it was fate. A love story oneshot, slash. My first story - R&R?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,000 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Complete
Quinntessential by the milk bottle reviews
SLASH. Elliot's pretty sure his temperamental flat mate, Quinn, has a problem with him. But since he likes to call himself a pacifist, he'd rather watch MythBusters than find out why.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 98,094 - Reviews: 3151 - Favs: 1,622 - Follows: 1,826 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 5/10/2008
Have Your Cake and Have Me Too by its.Nothing.Special reviews
So his friends abandoned him with this crazy-amazing girl and he was utterly defenseless. Those monsters! Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,654 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Complete
Reflections of a Lonely Emo Cowboy: Book 3 by Wanda Walker reviews
Slash. Now that the guy I love is MIA and my best friend is busy being a dad, where does that leave me? Oh right. With that Russian-speaking sex bomb I've been avoiding all this time. I'm too old for this crap.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 130,950 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Complete
And Then I Met Him by L. Arthur reviews
Sebastian longs to find his true soul mate, but love just seems to pass him by. With loneliness lurking in the shadows, he finds comfort in his work. Doing so creates a cycle that's perfect for distraction. That is, until he meets HIM. Slash m/m MATURE
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 37 - Words: 118,597 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Complete
Slice of Life by Caseus reviews
Augie has a lesbian with a broken gaydar as a best friend, and a crush on a boy whom he starts to know. Life has never been more interesting. / Oneshot, slash, fluff
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,202 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Complete
Single Hottest Thing by spaghetti reviews
Waking up in bed with a smokin' hot gamer known only as the Russian who seems to want more than the physical... what's a commitment-phobic gender studies major to do but run? One-shot. Sexual situations, non-graphic.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,278 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Complete
Ninja Bunnies by Qui reviews
-slash, oneshot- Lindt is hoppily minding his own egg-hiding business when he finds another bunny in his territory.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,857 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Complete
Catalyst by xanthofile reviews
slash. repost. A horse is a horse but a llama is a whole 'nother matter. Now if I could only get it through his head that a llama is not what I had in mind when I mentioned wanting a pet. one-shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,309 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Complete
Reflections of a Frustrated Emo Cowboy:Book 2 by Wanda Walker reviews
On one hand, you've got a gorgeous, Russian-speaking sex bomb. On the other hand, you've got a hokey Southern boy who is way too nice for his own good. So basically . . . do I follow my dick or my head? Is this really what my life comes down to? M/M slash
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 200,074 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 2/26/2011 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Complete
Let It Happen by The Sham reviews
Oneshot::Slash Galen's an athiest with touch deprivation trying to make his mark as a writer; Addison's a business student who always looks for love in the wrong places. Boiluv ensues. For Lo Slash::Oneshot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,493 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Complete
If You Can't Take the Heat by Jumping Jack Flash reviews
Scott is getting out of the kitchen, even if it means leaving Dane behind. M for a lot of language, a little sex, and some minor drug use.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,396 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Complete
Body, Mind, Soul by big.break.and.laryngitis reviews
They say that Alex--yeah. They're saying he didn't even know." Deana's secret is out and Alex is alone. He won't talk about it, and nobody seems to know the full story. But Julian wants to get to the bottom of things. Complete.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,611 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Complete
Control by DeliriousEphemera reviews
Tomorrow is cranky. Soren gets a job. Soren is cranky. Tomorrow takes drastic measures. Sequel to Tomorrow's Visitor. MM. Rated for naughty language. Oneshot.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,359 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Complete
Undead Dialogue by DeliriousEphemera reviews
An afterlife conversation between two guy whose deaths were less than normal. If you're looking for deep, complex allegories and brooding plot lines, this is not the story for you. If you want the literary equivalent of a Easter Peep, then click on over
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Complete
The Sound of Snowfall by IceraMyst reviews
An errant courtesan finds himself snowed into very foreign territory. Slash.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 68,437 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Complete
The West Canal by Jumping Jack Flash reviews
When gutter witch Julin Drum finds Miki floating facedown in the canal, he captures his ghost and takes it home. That's what witches do. But Miki is an uncommonly intense ghost, and things are getting a little personal...
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,533 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Complete
Tomorrow's Visitor by DeliriousEphemera reviews
Tomorrow liked solitude. Then a naked lunatic arrived and demanded pants. Things went downhill from there. oneshot. slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,393 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Complete
Of the Famous by xoxluurve reviews
They were both idiots. Want to be treated normally? THEN DON’T GET FAMOUS. Shit, it wasn’t that hard.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,552 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 43 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Complete
Fk it by DeliriousEphemera reviews
You know all those things you always wanted to say? Well, Adam decided to say them. m/m. fluff. oneshot.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Complete
Whipped by a Kiss by jellybeancurd reviews
Ethan Blake took orders from no one. But apparently, my kisses have a taming effect on him. one-shot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,546 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 39 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Complete
The Goatherd by xanthofile reviews
Slash. A young man is sold by his father to a local goatherd for a tankard of wine. Complete.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,503 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Complete
Snow Prince by Qui reviews
-slash, complete- A classic romance of a sculptor and his statue. Or at least that's where it begins...
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,197 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 1/20/2007 - Complete
Fluffy Pillows by strawberry-express reviews
She looks at him while the ice cream drips down his face. It is this moment she realizes she is in love with him. She hears no soft music, sees no flying angels but she hears only one word echoing in the air. Oops. ONESHOT.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,146 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Complete
Reflections of a Nerdy Emo Cowboy: Book 1 by Wanda Walker reviews
It's gotten to the point where I really wonder why I always ending up falling for the wrong people, specifically, a guy in love with his gorgeous ex. Well, and why George Lucas ever made those prequels. But that's a different story. Slash, m/m
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 156,212 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/26/2010 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Complete
Behind The Facade by Wtf-Are-Scrambled-Eggs reviews
He looked like the sort of guy who would strangle, cut up and eat me. So why are there erotic drawings of me in his sketchbook? Note To Self: do NOT talk back to the scary-psycho new kid! Slash. Three-shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,238 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Complete
An Air Of Innocence by Penemuel reviews
He was an angel standing there, clutching that teddie bear to his chest as if it were his only life-line. He was a beautiful, innocent angel and I wanted to be near him. Slash oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,123 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Complete
Homewrecker for the Hospitalised by FizzyLizzy reviews
It would have been the most perfect, heart-to-goo-inducing couple had I not butted my sorry ass into it. Sorry, folks. one-shot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,958 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Complete
Just Because by Ryette reviews
Slash. Bright blue skinny jeans can’t get you out of everything. Especially when your arch nemesis dumps barbeque sauce on them and then acts like a homophobe even though he really isn't. SKoW Best Slash winner round 11!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 154,309 - Reviews: 1780 - Favs: 1,654 - Follows: 688 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Complete
25 Steps to the Altar by nexia reviews
You caught me staring at you the first time we met. I don't remember why I was staring, but I do believe your exact words were, "tormented by my beauty?" I smirked at the comment. / One-Shot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,156 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 30 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Complete
Transvest Yourself by Abrasive reviews
Ashley is a boy with the misfortune of attending an all-boy's boarding school. And being mistaken for a girl. A one-shot parody.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,329 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Complete
Rumors About You and Me by mizzlizdiz reviews
Brandon is your average gay high school student. Bad at math, he finds a tutor named Matt. A misconstrued conversation has rumors flying that he and Matt are involved. Everyone thinks they're dating. Should they be? Male/male situations. Completed!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,337 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 5/25/2010 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Complete
Reason Why by The Sham reviews
Slash/mm There are hundreds of reasons why I avoid Erick while we're in public. The fact that he just jacked me off under the table should be one, but really I just can't wait for him to do it again... Slash, short oneshot, smut.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Complete
Above the Influence by iBrandi reviews
SLASH. Somehow, his best friend bringing drugs to the Spring Formal isn't the worst part of the night for Nate. The worst part of the night is when Nate manages to accidentally out himself while they're both high on said drugs. His life is a farce.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,435 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Complete
Worth It by big.break.and.laryngitis reviews
Something wakes Jayden up. He goes to check on Kendall. Completely manly brotherly affection ensues. Not incest, sorry. Implied parent death, sibling custody. One-shot.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Complete
Nerves by frenchmartini reviews
Meet me - David – a jittery student nurse who thought entering a roommate carer scheme was a brilliant idea. Meet Ryan – skate-punk extraordinaire with a penchant for chucking himself off vert ramps. In his wheelchair. Oh Lordy, that's got to hurt. Slash
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 95,664 - Reviews: 992 - Favs: 881 - Follows: 723 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 9/12/2008
Blue Eyes by dear-llama reviews
One-shot. "What's wrong?" Before I knew it, he had placed himself squarely in my path. And – dare I say it – he actually sounded a little angry and hurt. "Why are you not stalking me anymore?"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,413 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 860 - Follows: 63 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Complete
Someday Soon by carefullyironic reviews
After the neighbor boy licks him, Dakota doesn't know what the hell to think anymore. MxM
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 43,859 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 1/20/2007
The Boy Who Talks to God by Unbridled reviews
Whatever God told him to do, he did. Giving away his shoes, taking punches, befriending outcasts. Even turning his back on love...and on me.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 61 - Words: 195,629 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Complete
Crossroads by big.break.and.laryngitis reviews
Jeremy and Zack have always been best friends. Jeremy and Anna have always been together. Now Jeremy's at a crossroads... and doesn't know which direction to take. Maybe always is over. Slash oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,929 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Complete
Pencil Me In by Calex reviews
Norbert has it tough: he's got Lucifer's job without any of the perks, and an embarrassingly huge crush on Abaddon, who doesn't even notice. Thankfully, his brother's got an excellent secretary who's willing to help, but is that all he's interested in?M/M
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,443 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Complete
Vincetastic The Spice Bomb & immatureinabottle by Caseus reviews
slash oneshot In which Seth bothers Vincent about masturbation, and Vincent spies on Seth from his bathroom window. All discussed through online chat. / SO MUCH CRACK. SO MUCH GAY. chatfic. Rated for stuff :P
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,083 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/30/2010 - Complete
The Champagne Gang by punkturnedwriter reviews
..."Does that kiss have anything to do with why we're on a train to New York in the middle of the night?"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 197,541 - Reviews: 4087 - Favs: 3,472 - Follows: 1,483 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Complete
Santa's Little Helper by x-Serena reviews
Once upon a time, there lived a selfish, overbearing elf. This elf, no matter how hard he tried, couldn't keep his eyes off of Mega's seasonal twenty-two year old asshole of a high school dropout Santa. Slash, merry Christmas 09, magalina!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,020 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Complete
The Healing Properties of Tea by Emakoke reviews
It's not every day a gorgeous, enigmatic stranger gives you a cup of tea just to cheer you up. Actually, in my case it is. Why is he doing this, and more importantly, who is he?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,161 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/16/2009 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Complete
Carte Blanche by Alex Whitehall reviews
Blanc isn't the type to settle down, especially with a recently laid-off bartender. But Token has a few tricks up his sleeve, and it might be enough to win over the playboy. M/M
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,515 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Complete
Break point by Sirivinda reviews
MM Original slash. A miniature bildungsroman. Niklas graduates high school in Sweden, moves to England, and grows up. Complete.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,933 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Complete
Week Without Blood by IceraMyst reviews
Simon is worried about Australian spiders. Darryl is worried about being a vampire. They both reckon the other is a little bit strange. Slash
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Western/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,565 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 11/19/2009 - Published: 8/7/2009
Making You Forget by That Day Is Mine reviews
If Darren didn't already have Ava, he was pretty sure he'd have let Riley take him whole. -- Bisexuality, slash. Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,942 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/3/2009 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Complete
Hypothetically Being by Amindaya reviews
[Slash] I don't care how many math problems he missed in grade school because he could only count to eight on his fingers, because he's the hottest thing I've ever seen. He'd just better keep his disfigured hands off of my best friend.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,013 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 10/26/2009 - Published: 3/28/2007
Thursday Afternoon by Jumping Jack Flash reviews
Nicky and Joey one-shot. Nicky is the luckiest evil genius in the world. Joey requires his own jar of peanut butter. Slash. M for explicit sex.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,688 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Complete
Badasses Don't Walk on Sunshine by Emedea reviews
“Who are you? God?” I demand. “Maybe I am. And with the way you’ve been treating me, well, you’re going to hell, buddy,” she says indignantly. “Yeah,” I sneer. “I’m sure that God definitely goes around kicking third graders in the balls."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,357 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Complete
Hate Crime by Sirivinda reviews
Very short one-off dealing with themes of homosexuality and violence. Complete.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Complete
Just Drive the Car by Jumping Jack Flash reviews
Italian gangsters, a gorgeous car, a little bit of gunplay, and maybe something like love. T for language and violence; pretend I have also added the 'family' and 'friendship' genres; oh yeah, and I should also say 'slash' and 'mafia' for keyword-findery.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,947 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 50 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Complete
TongueTied by TheLoserWhoAlwaysWins reviews
Nick Johnson and I sure have a history.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,865 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Complete
Esperanza by Ocotillo reviews
*2011 SKOW nominee* Tesla is a drifter on post-virus Earth, doing his best to stay alive. When he meets two heathen traders, he follows them in hopes of a better life. He expected many things, but not that they'd make him prisoner for his genes.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 109,844 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Complete
Coulrophobia by whoa hey there reviews
For Alton, the only thing worse than a clown was getting hit on by a clown. Or so he thought. Oneshot. Slash.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,407 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Complete
Dragon Roses by Tygati reviews
When an enslaved young man finds a tiny dragon lurking amongst the roses, little does he know that his entire life is about to change.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Complete
Battle Scars by White Rose Blossom reviews
“So I take it I’m not getting any tonight?” That WOULD be the first thing he says to me when he finds out we're locked in a room together. So even with "No" for an answer, how is it I find myself in bed with him, falling harder with every passing second?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,570 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 1,324 - Follows: 99 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Complete
Personal Bias by Le Meg reviews
Julia King learns just how hard it is to remain professional in the face of personal bias and, oh, complete and utter loathing, when her boss takes on a new but familiar client. Written for the "I Love To Hate You" challenge.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,949 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 676 - Follows: 40 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Complete
My Hood's Torment by frolic-horror reviews
-SLASH- My parents should have circumcised me. A funny, smutty drabble. ONESHOT COMPLETE
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Complete
Colorless by AMV reviews
MxM. SLASH. The life of a reluctantly adorable pathological liar isn't easy. Take Devyn's word for it. Well...maybe not. “Did you kill these women?” “Yes. I did it officer. Lock me up, I shot them dead.” “…They were strangled.” “Oh… Right, I meant that.”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,377 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 5/20/2009 - Published: 5/13/2009
Something's Wrong With You, Really by nexia reviews
“I really, really, really hate that I love you.” He smirked. “I know.” // One-shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,111 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Complete
Vandrophobia by SammyLi reviews
COMPLETE. I have an odd fear. I fear beautiful men. Luckily there aren't many in the world, but when my class receives a transfer student who is a completely beautiful boy and is assigned to sit next to me...I just might crack.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 68,628 - Reviews: 798 - Favs: 802 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Complete
That's Our Baby by Caseus reviews
Ken usually doesn’t have a lab partner for Biology. However, Adrian, the school slash-yaoi fanboy, comes and asks him to be partners for their genotype/phenotype lab. SLASH IF YOU SQUINT. Oneshot.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,214 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Complete
Jump, Don't Swim by Caseus reviews
The only way to repair a difficult relationship is with gifts, right? It’s going to be kind of hard for Skylar to repair his, since his gift is at the bottom of a frozen pond. SLASH, FLUFF, love, oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,148 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Complete
Cold Turkey by Zebbie reviews
If there were groups for this, I know exactly what I’d say. “My name is Thom Oliver, and I’m addicted. It’s been six months, 3 days, 14 hours since my last one night stand. Please keep Evan Llewellyn away from me. I think I’m going to rape him.” Slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 59,219 - Reviews: 679 - Favs: 706 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Complete
The Violet and the Tom by Ocotillo reviews
*2011 SKOW nominee* Nygell, a Lord of the Northern Isles, is given the gift of a young Grecian slave by the King. Nygell wants no such responsibility. Slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 98,564 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 930 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Complete
So Perfectly Taught by big.break.and.laryngitis reviews
Luke's family is a little less than liberal. But what's a curious Catholic boy to do? Shouldn't he find someone to answer his questions? Hmm. Maybe Dev has some of the answers...? Fluff. Oneshot. MxM slash. Rated for language.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,332 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Complete
Let's Play House by Pinkamoo reviews
Bringing my arm back, I smash the ladle on top of his head where it snaps in half and the front of it falls to the ground. It’s inevitable. We act like an old married couple. I can't stop arguing with him and I really can't stop liking him, either.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,128 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Complete
Dream On by Qui reviews
-Slash, Oneshot- Archer is plagued by bad dreams until he receives an unusual gift from his aunt.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,290 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Complete
Slow Down by the grimm cow orker reviews
slash- Bret tries to return home and, even given his horrible sense of direction, fails horribly. But then, Avery's always been the dependable one./ For Freak-of-Spade's March Challenge
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,588 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Complete
All I Ask Is That You'll Be There by big.break.and.laryngitis reviews
This is a kind of random poem-y thing. It's slash. Everything about one makes the other sick. But sometimes love is more than having things in common. T for some language.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 344 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Complete
Chipmunk Cheeked Chase by big.break.and.laryngitis reviews
x"It's not the same without the alliteration."x Poor Chase has his wisdom teeth removed, resulting in... well, a swollen mouth, for one thing. Luckily, Pete's there to help him out. An MxM slash, fluffy, pointless one-shot. The usual. Enjoy.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Complete
Oh the woes of a shiny by rabidrabbitrunningamok reviews
All I meant to do was steal the shiny off his arm, I didn't mean to lick the shiny lip ring. Great, he's my brother's beat friend. yesterday I paid him no attention, today, all because of the stipid shiny, I can't even do calc. oneshot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Complete
Your buttons are done up wrong by big.break.and.laryngitis reviews
Sam and Luke have some fun with the girls outside their dorm room at boarding school. Fortunately for their prank, these girls have big imaginations. Sort of slash if you look closely. Pointless oneshot. Enjoy. T for sexual references.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Complete
haha to that, i say by all you need is oxygen reviews
a modern romance, set to the beat of our hearts.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 142 - Words: 23,591 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Complete
In the Castle of Darkness by Qui reviews
-Slash, Oneshot- Ongaar went to defeat the Dark Lord, and so did Kismet.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,888 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Complete
The Ryan Look by big.break.and.laryngitis reviews
His eyebrows shot into his bangs and he looked at me out of the corners of his honey colored eyes, and his mouth twisted into a cross between a smile and a reprimand. That was the Ryan Look. And sometimes, it made me kind of love him. M/M, fluff, oneshot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,012 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Complete
Behind the Sea by big.break.and.laryngitis reviews
Max has a problem called obsession. A Ryan Ross obsession. But there comes Ethan, hoping he can change that. Oneshot, not a songfic, MxM slash. But it's harmless, fluffy, cutesey type slash. Enjoy.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,214 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Complete
Oh Holy Night by Sirivinda reviews
MM Original slash. A Christmas one-shot. Complete.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,235 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Complete
And You're into Chocolate Spoons by big.break.and.laryngitis reviews
My first attempt at Slash. Jason decides to let Russ know exatly HOW obvious one can be. And maybe he'll discover what purpose chocolate spoons have on the way. Then again, maybe not. Oneshot. Harmless fluff.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Complete
The Understanding of Matt by Point Zero reviews
The simple wish to understand is common. To put a name to something, a face,...a pattern. I could put a name to him, a face to him, but the pattern was broken. It had been replaced by something unfamiliar, and I had no idea how to deal. Slash. Oneshot.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,268 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Complete
Media Circles by Sundown reviews
ONE SHOT. I have paid underage girls and young men to keep their traps shut, I have held his head up from drowning in his own vomit, I have even given him CPR once. I do this all without saying a word. Homosexual content // Freak-Of-Spades Oct Challenge
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,284 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Complete
Politics And Romance Do Not Mix Well by renobotical reviews
What's a guy to do when his sometimes boyfriend stops him from taking over the world? Slash.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,550 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/2/2008
The Way to a Man's Heart is Clearly Food Analogies by DevonnyAuriel reviews
Oneshot. Belle's surefire ways to get a guy: 1, Write his name on your hand. 2, Lure him in with jelly beans. If it works for kids, it works for men. And 3, recite your many witty food analogies. He won't be able to resist.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,131 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 796 - Follows: 56 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Complete
Two Years by firestar267 reviews
So you’re friends with someone all your life but then they randomly dump you. After two years of hostility and wondering what the hell you did wrong they finally offer you the explanation you demanded. How do you react? Oneshot. MM slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,185 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Complete
The Faerie Tale Ending by xxSeptemberSandStormsxx reviews
/"You would rather die than just let me go?" "Shows how stupid I am, dying for a faerie, wasting my futile human life." All Faerie Tale Endings....are censored after all./ M/M.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/9/2008 - Complete
Silver Bullet by Alyn Drasil reviews
-ONE SHOT- They still don't know how to be together. And maybe it will never work out. In Manitou extra. mm slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,130 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Complete
The Element of Incandescent Artificial Happiness by xxSeptemberSandStormsxx reviews
It is said that to love and lose is better than not loving at all. You didn't agree with that statement.You thought no one could ever change you, and that 'no one' came, in the form of a man.//M/F. Could be described as a Oneshot I suppose.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 380 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Complete
Adolescents Like Us by direafterglow reviews
I don't know what came over me. I was going to kiss him. M/M, completed 5/2006
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Complete
Brothers O'Shea: The Bet by Calex reviews
The first of three one shots featuring the three O'Shea brothers. This is Connor's story: He didn't know what he'd been thinking to accept the bet, especially when Daniel had that glint in his eyes that had always spelled "trouble". SLASH
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,913 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Complete
Ugly Couch by Sundown reviews
One Shot. Posters that read ‘Slasher Zombies: The Musical. Opens September 16!’ filled the hallways as propaganda for an inevitable flop. Slash Content //Entry for Freak-of-Spades challenge.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,198 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Complete
Ellcastle by Qui reviews
[slash, complete] Ayers had planned to take the high road, but Nalin fell in the river.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,973 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/25/2008 - Published: 2/15/2007 - Complete
Grand Prize by Qui reviews
-Slash, oneshot- Love at the State Fair
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,023 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Complete
High School: The Bet by Qui reviews
-Slash, twoshot- Pend didn't realize it was a secret. Can his friends guess what it is?
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,609 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/20/2008 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Complete
Thousand Feather Smash by redexted reviews
So he can't do without his beloved feather pillows. Fine. But must I suffer the indignity of shopping for them with him? Must I do that when he doesn't even know their MOST important purpose? I must enlighten him! M/M slash, fluff.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,213 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Complete
The Misener Experiment by TurtleGoddess reviews
Sure, the experiment was a weird idea - reading people by comparing them to junk food. I mean, there was nothing better to do at Fresh Mart. But now my cute co-worker thinks I'm crazy and wants me to conduct the experiment on him. Uh oh. ONE-SHOT.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,678 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Complete
Pwned by its.Nothing.Special reviews
So maybe my best friend chose his girlfriend over me, and maybe he only remembered my birthday a week after it had passed. The scrap of paper on my locker said: "I R SORRY." How could I stay mad at a boy who apologized like that? Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,578 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Complete
Mustard by gum is yum reviews
ONE SHOT. Remy's boyfriend Matt is perfect in every way except one: he has an infuriating best friend named Jack who just loves to bother her. "Do you think I find joy in the fact that all I can ever think about is you, no matter how hard I try not to?"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,450 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 891 - Follows: 57 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Complete
Minuet of the Night by Tygati reviews
Slash. An ancient vampire avoids love for fear of madness, but even he must eventually wear down in the face of overwhelming persistence and impossibly blue eyes.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,500 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Complete
Dandelion Clocks by redexted reviews
I have a phobia of the wind. He thinks he can blow me away. We shall see, oh yes we shall. Complete! M/M slash, fluff, insanity.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,979 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/18/2008 - Published: 5/9/2008 - Complete
You Should've Just Kissed Me by EruptingFender9 reviews
He refused to refer to me as his best friend, and I told him I only kept him around for his cooking. But the truth was, we cared about each other more than anything. No matter how much we got on each other’s nerves.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,785 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Complete
Is this what they're teaching you kids nowadays? by big.break.and.laryngitis reviews
A collection of various, humorous poems written in my various, nonhumorous classes. I hope you enjoy! Please read and review!
Poetry: School - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 3 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 2/23/2008
Why Eric Sleeps With Girls And Not Nicks by renobotical reviews
Eric sleeps with girls. He's not gay. He really doesn't notice the fairer attributes of his roommate Nick. That's what he tries to convince himself anyways. lightSlash.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,210 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Complete
The Desk by EruptingFender9 reviews
If you want to be more specific, the writing on the desk is what really changed my life. Scribbled across the surface of that life-changing desk in the back of that history classroom was a three month conversation with a boy I’d never even met.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,078 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/29/2008 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Complete
Might As Well Go For A Soda by Cattails reviews
-Mild slash- Waiting for a bus can be an interesting experience when someone's got their eye on you. Even when they seem a bit, well...stalker-ish.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Complete
Exercises in Style by Lee Harvey Kennedy reviews
I start off with a simple short story. I then proceed to tell it in as many different ways as possible. Newly added: 20 Years Old and First Person perspective.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 85 - Words: 37,506 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/6/2008 - Published: 1/19/2006
White Stag by Qui reviews
-slash, complete- A prince hunts, gets injured. A mage finds him and heals him. They fall in love. And that's where things get complicated.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 44,356 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 3/7/2008 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Complete
Confessions of a Stalker by Freak-of-Spade reviews
[ONESHOT for Parchment Quill] It's simple. I love Sammy. Sammy loves me except he doesn't know it yet. Sammy's stupid friend hates me. I hate him too. Simple, I tell you...[SLASH SHONENAI BOYxBOY MxM]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,441 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Complete
Ransom by Tsaiko reviews
[SLASH] Ransom is a dragon that lives under a lake. Pace is a knight whose sole purpose seems to be annoying Ransom. Little do they realize what they feel for each other is not hate at all. Rated M for highly inappropriate song lyrics.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,527 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Complete
First Things First by lillypad-hopper reviews
Well, for those of you following the adventures of Gavin and Katie, this is the fourth installment. Gavin takes Katie on their first date, at a skateboarding park. Yeah. Probably not stand alone, this time. You can try, but it may not make much sense. :
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,391 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Complete
Emery & Me by In.the.Wardrobe reviews
He looked towards my waist before groaning and looking away. “Look what you’re wearing.” Confused, I glanced down, and immediately realised the dilemma. I was in my underwear. “Oh.” [COMPLETE]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 75,512 - Reviews: 1354 - Favs: 2,250 - Follows: 557 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Complete
Sourpuss by orbicland reviews
[slash] Lemon is forced to marry his millionaire stepbrother in exchange for insulin for his diabetic cat.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,105 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Complete
Fate's Fools by Freak-of-Spade reviews
The first time was a random, incident. The second time was a strange hazard. The third time was an eerie coincidence.SLASH YAOI SHONENAI MxM BoyxBoy, whatever you want to call it. Cute fluffy slash. To those who don't like: you've been warned!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,290 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/21/2007 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Complete
The Frog Prince by Three Score and Ten reviews
When the king orders his children on a quest, no one expects it to end with Kay marrying a frog. But despite the rumours flying and the sheer awkwardness of it all, this might be what Kay needs to find a Happily Ever After he never dared to hope for.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,338 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Complete
You And Me by SarryMatts reviews
It’s easy to get carried away with romance, but what happens if you don’t see the person that really loves you? SLASH
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,812 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/19/2007 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Complete
Trust the Midas Touch by xanthofile reviews
[slash] Insomnia leads to leaving a message on a phone dating service, large hands and purple sunglasses at midnight.[oneshot]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,866 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Complete
Not by lillypad-hopper reviews
More Gavin and Katie. It's the Christmas before 'Save the Cheerleader' takes place, and our lovely heroin has fallen ill. Will Gavin step in to save the day? Or will he not? Not is a stupid word, anyway. He does not like giving up coffee for this nonsense
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,103 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Complete
Yes, Master by Tygati reviews
Slash. Being a Familiar to a powerful and very irritable witch isn't easy, but Jinx manages well enough. Until the King decides all witches must die, and it's up to Jinx and his Master to do something about it. Whether Master Shari wants to or not.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,041 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Complete
Surprisingly Unsurprised by lillypad-hopper reviews
This can be read as a separate story but will make much more sense if read after 'Save the Cheerleader' Gavin and Katie are back with more corny romance and more adventure. The occasion? Thanksgiving with Katie's family. All fiftysix of them. Oh, dear.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,795 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/17/2007 - Complete
Save the Cheerleader by lillypad-hopper reviews
Gavin hates her. Period. She's stupid and should leave him alone, because he wants nothing to do with her. Unless she's in trouble. Then he might be persuaded to step in. If he feels like it. But it's not because he likes her or anything. Nope.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,954 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 34 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Complete
Two Places by montague reviews
[Slash, brothercest, second person] It's just the start of the summer when someone breaks your brother's jaw in two places.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,367 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/11/2007 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Complete
My Entity by Jennifer Leigh reviews
My name is Ashley Burcham, and I am a typical sixteen-year-old girl. At least I was. Before the entity invaded my brain.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/4/2007 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Complete
Never Say Thank You by Tygati reviews
Slash. When Conall hears his coworkers discussing a strange thief that sneaks into their houses and cleans everything, he knows it couldn't possibly be what it sounds like. After all, Brownies are just fairytales... aren't they?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,337 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/5/2007 - Complete
Habitual Suicide by shadows of suburbia reviews
I remember, we first met on our high school roof. I was ditching, you were going to jump. COMPLETE
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,341 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/29/2007 - Published: 6/16/2005 - Complete
Babysitter, Denver Max by Oka-Poka reviews
Hello. My name is Carl; I'll be your babysitter this evening. Slash. Oneshot. Pedo warning.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,262 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Complete
The Animal Game by shakeyourheaditsempty reviews
nonfiction pulp fiction for the broken record cocaine boy i don't know anymore
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/27/2007 - Published: 4/4/2007 - Complete
The Doll in the Grass by Qui reviews
[slash, oneshot] A classic fairy tale. Slashed.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,187 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Complete
Saturday Morning Cartoons by Dr. Pepper 14 reviews
[Slash] We're just two horny teenaged boys. We don't know what the hell we're doing. But that's okay, it's more fun this way.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 63,590 - Reviews: 626 - Favs: 579 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 7/12/2007 - Published: 10/14/2005
Eulogies and Post It Notes Can Change the World! by Imaginary Parachute reviews
[VERY LONG ONE SHOT] Abe Pruitt is going to improve the world, and she's doing it with sticky notes. Jack St. James is going to keep on being bothersome, and he looks good doing it, damn him. Doesn't it suck when the tables are turned? [EDITED]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,743 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 1,288 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 6/29/2007 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Complete
Brandon by xanthofile reviews
[slash tendencies] Seventh grade was a breaking point in my life. And maybe in a few years, I would have known what to do, what to say, but at that point in time, I just walked away, my heart dropping down to my feet to bleed, lost and alone. [oneshot]
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,290 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Complete
In Theory by Sirivinda reviews
MM Original slash. Jamie's got a theory about how life and the universe seem to work, and Alex just fits right in. Complete.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 77,491 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 680 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 5/31/2007 - Published: 2/2/2007 - Complete
Just One Browning 9mm by xanthofile reviews
[slash] There's not much you can do with a pistol aimed at your face, and even less you can do about the man standing behind it. Because I was never who I portrayed to be. [oneshot]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,347 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Complete
The Sickness by Sundown reviews
I stick the note back onto the fridge under the magnet that’s in the shape of a fork with googly eyes and a lopsided grin. Its apron reads ‘Don’t like my cooking? Fork off.” I never found it as funny as you did. ONE SHOT.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,693 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2007 - Complete
Bipolar by xanthofile reviews
[nonsexual] People avoid him because they don't understand. And it pains me to see how hard he tries to be normal, how hard he dreams of other people to see him as normal. Because he is he’s normal he just has problems. [oneshot]
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,081 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Complete
Cradle and All by Tygati reviews
Slash. The bastard son of a king only wants to help his sister find love. Never does he expect that in the process, love will find him. Based off the children's rhyme Rockabye Baby
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,067 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 26 - Published: 2/8/2007 - Complete
Space Gremlins by Tygati reviews
Slash. Spark is constantly at odds with his overbearing captain. On a particular mission he finally puts his foot down... and the defiance leads to unexpected results.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,224 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/8/2007 - Complete
In Manitou by Alyn Drasil reviews
A night in the woods is more than Holm bargained for. And Holm is more than what Simon doesn't want. mm slash. COMPLETE.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 26,334 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 1/23/2007 - Published: 10/28/2006 - Complete
Moth to the Flame by Qui reviews
[slash, oneshot] An assassination turns into an assignation.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,571 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/9/2006 - Published: 12/6/2006 - Complete
Midnight Reruns by Dr. Pepper 14 reviews
[Slash] Robbie and Clay are too cool for school. Love them. Because they love you. And each other.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,178 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 10/4/2006 - Published: 11/30/2005
My Girlfriend's Dead by Lee Harvey Kennedy reviews
It's hard having to get over the love of your life leaving you for another guy, which is why Tyler just tells every girl he meets of his mysteriously dead ex-girlfriend.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/22/2006
Mascara by American Schokolade reviews
slash The end of my three year relationship changes my life more than I ever thought it would, and I am hardly pleased when I find myself the plaything of two bickering gay guys, especially when one of the guys' sexy friend agrees to pick on me. Complete
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 102,418 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 814 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 6/1/2006 - Published: 12/28/2005 - Complete
Afternoon Shadows by Lee Harvey Kennedy reviews
Everyone needs a hobby after a hard day at the office. What's yours?
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/11/2006
The Lad of the Lake by Kimagure reviews
Prince Alairn is on a quest. Unfortunately, he'd really rather not be. M/M. One-shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,616 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 37 - Published: 4/13/2006
Breakaways by Vera Dicere reviews
REVAMPED [MM slash] Andy loves soccer, even when it puts him in painful situations. Cale isn't too fond of those situations. [oneshot]
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,034 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/18/2006 - Complete
Creatures of the Night: The Miami WereBat by Tessandra reviews
"So - you're a vampire." "No, I'm a were-bat. What is wrong with you people? Does everything with wings have to be a bloody, arrogant, vamp" The romance of a fascinated young girl and an irritated were-bat. One Shot.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,146 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/11/2006 - Published: 12/3/2005
WMSmoker seeks Seclusion by PirateGrrl reviews
Slash Clyde doesn't discriminate; he hates everyone equally.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 86,582 - Reviews: 826 - Favs: 1,403 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 1/12/2006 - Published: 3/28/2005 - Complete
The Same Again by IceraMyst reviews
Daiei wants to pass classes and avoid bullies. Szymon would rather party and pull pranks. The only thing a unicorn and pegasus can agree on, after all, is that they hate each other. Mostly. Sort of. Maybe...not. slash, m/m, Winner UP's Slash Competition
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,563 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/8/2006 - Published: 11/5/2005
Puddin' by turtledonkey27 reviews
Noah and Jesse have a talk and find out a few secrets. MM slash! OneShot [An entirely dialogue based experiment]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,111 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Complete
My Life In One Sentence by invisible.writer reviews
My life was mindnumbingly dull, but I was fine with being the invisible Ginger Ale Girl. Whoever said friends were good for the soul did not know the boy with blue hair.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 113,764 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 12/29/2005 - Published: 3/17/2004 - Complete
Two Princes by Rachel Lynn reviews
Salem is a regular run-of-the-mill college student sort of , and Naaki is just the strange rich guy who's taken an interest in him or, at least, does not run screaming from the singing . M on M slash. Oneshot. Randomness ahoy.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,921 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/5/2005 - Complete
Sacrifices by Rachel Lynn reviews
Tam has been raised to die. But when death opens new doors, he has to figure out how to live a whole new life. Complete oneshot. MxM, slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,149 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 37 - Published: 11/23/2005 - Complete
Issues, Envelopes, & Homophobes by FeatherJunkie reviews
[malemale] Anthony thought having to deal with school and being gay was enough. Then he has to get a homophobe as a pen pal for a school project, and now he's got hate mail, lies, rumors, & a psychiatrist to annoy him as well.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 19,529 - Reviews: 648 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 9/7/2005 - Published: 8/1/2005 - Complete
Coincidences by tipping ivy reviews
I wasn't gay... until Reid decided I was.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,822 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 4/2/2005 - Published: 1/24/2005
Read this or I'll kill myself, a poem by jevn reviews
A response to bad love poetry
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 261 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/18/2005
Chaos by Kimagure reviews
"Did angels just not get how fundamentally unhappy their imperfect charges would be, living in a perfect world" Just a little angel and demon slash story.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,427 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/27/2004
A Modest Proposal by Lee Harvey Kennedy reviews
My humble plan for an end to hatred, racism, wars, terrorism, genocide, despotic madmen, and threats of nuclear and chemical warfare
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,936 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/15/2003
Everything by Kiara reviews
The sequel to "Confessions and Fireworks." A few months after they first met, Danny and Matt continue to explore their relationship and debate whether or not to tell people about it. This one is in chapters. PG-13 for Danny's dirty mouth ;)
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,227 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/18/2002 - Published: 8/15/2002
Confessions and Fireworks by Kiara reviews
Two teenage boys meet out on Cape Cod one summer and discover things about themselves and each other. It's cutesy slash, just so you all know :)
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,325 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/24/2002
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Revenge reviews
"Chances are, if you're a gay guy in high school, by the time you're a senior, you've learnt how to take a punch." Ian Kennedy is angry. Angry at alot of people but most of all, he's angry at his best friend's teammates who beat him up last summer. Now he's back at school and he wants revenge. Warning: slash P.S. pls see detailed summary inside
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 19,644 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/3/2017 - Published: 12/24/2014
If Only He'd Known
Iva McKenzie never thought she'd be forced to lose her virginity in a dingy alley. But Iva isn't an ordinary girl. She doesn't react in the way a sane person would. She doesn't break down, doesn't cry. Instead, she starts planning. Planning what? How to go about raping her rapist. If only he'd known what Iva was like, he would never have picked her to be his victim. Warnings inside
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Published: 11/30/2015
They're Just Words reviews
Because the world won't end at the words "I'm sorry." /Oneshot/
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6/25/2015 - Complete
Issues reviews
My brother is gone, and my parents have been out of the picture since I was five. I miss my family, but I need to move on and focus on studying hard. It's my senior year, and if I want to go to college,I better get the grades for a scholarship. But he (ie. the new guy) is a constant distraction. Then again,he does help me forget what my brother did, so he might just be good for me.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,346 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/19/2015 - Published: 10/3/2014
Willing To Be Unwilling reviews
She has always done all that she does for him. She has no selfish desires. He has always taken advantage of her. But now she's had enough. ONESHOT. Rated T for adult themes.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 452 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11/6/2014 - Complete
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