thelullabadeer
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Joined 04-13-14, id: 974006, Profile Updated: 07-25-20
Author has written 10 stories for Romance, Horror, Life, Young Adult, Humor, and Fantasy.

I'm an aspiring author who can't finish a story to save their life. I have an inclination toward sci-fi, fantasy, and estranged romance, and most of my characters are queer.

Some of my favorite authors are Angela Carter, Douglas Adams, David Wong, Amanda Palmer, and George Pendle. I take a bit of inspiration from them, though my work is relatively simple and unsophisticated by comparison.

You can check out my fanfiction on ao3, if that's more your speed. I'm @thelullabadeer there, too.

Hey, thanks for reading. Seriously. Thanks.

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FAKE
A witch, a pirate, and a god walk into a bar...
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,060 - Published: 7/27
Ohio Turnpike
Charlie meets Ronya at a party and never sees her again.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,190 - Published: 7/27 - Complete
Universal Law
Not sure why "shits and giggles" isn't a category on here. I was given the task of creating a hypothetical legislative document for funsies and thought, what the hell, might as well have a good time with it.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 584 - Published: 7/27 - Complete
Fucking China reviews
This is a story all about how my life got flipped turned upside down and I'd like to take a minute just sit right there and I'll tell you all about how I became... something other than the prince of Bel-Air.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/26
Night Drive reviews
Short work of prose regarding wanting something you can't have.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26 - Complete
A Fuck-Up's Guide To Getting Better
Brian's never been the best of guys, but Tommy makes him want to be better. He finds out the hard way that sometimes getting better first requires getting worse. [Mental Health content warning.]
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,412 - Published: 7/26 - Complete
antithesis reviews
a poem about being nonbinary, agender, trans, queer. not a happy poem.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 168 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/4/2018 - Complete
A Feeling You Don't Have A Name For
"Sometimes in life you just gotta accept that something's not gonna happen. Never gonna happen. No matter how much you wish for it, dream about it, think of it. Sometimes, love is like revenge: nice to imagine, but ultimately a foolish fantasy." Soulmate marks are a big deal and the only thing worse than not having one is finding out that yours matches someone you already know.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,524 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/17/2018 - Complete
Nocturnal Monsters reviews
What growls and stumbles through the night? How can you possibly protect yourself against something so horrible?
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 292 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/21/2015 - Complete
Spin That Sexy Bottle, Girl reviews
Thane's in love, big deal. He's screwing it up 90% of the time, but who hasn't made a mess of their love life before? At least now he has the chance to get things right.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,246 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/3/2015 - Complete