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Joined 04-21-14, id: 975302, Profile Updated: 09-14-14
Author has written 6 stories for General, and Humor.

I'm not dead anymore i promise. I put a new thing up and everything. I promise I'm not a liar like I have been.


I'm Savana. I'm 16, and I live in an undisclosed place in the U.S. that may or may not be near a body of water. I have always loved to draw and write, but I've never really been very confident about my writing and I'm still not. I also enjoy swimming, playing tennis, playing soccer, and being the GIANT nerd I am, video games, anime, and all that jazz. My favorite books/movie series' are Harry Potter, Maximum Ride, Percy Jackson (excluding the movies, those were just terrible), this one book called A Dogs Purpose, and the Narnia books. I also love Supernatural, Doctor Who, Sherlock, and anything that's actually history on the History Chanel, which means no aliens, or Pawn Star.


I write short stories. I don't think I really have the endurance to do long ones. Yeah...(She lied as she wrote two ongoing stories right after she put this down)

  • Kitten
  • Thief
  • The Library
  • Natalie
  • Saia
  • Demons

  • Likes and Non-Likes

  • I have to admit that I am a grammar Nazi
  • I love doing my make-up and nails despite being tomboy-ish
  • I HATE when people tap their pencil on their desk
  • My favorite color is rainbow because they're all pretty
  • I don't like when it's hot outside
  • I hate when i almost go looking for fan fictions about characters i make up when i draw

  • Fun Facts About Me

  • I have ADHD
  • I'm allergic to cats, but I love, and pet them anyway
  • My favorite food is PB and J with homemade black berry jelly
  • I have had two dog's in my life one of which is still alive...Hi Nellie!
  • I am absolutely terrified of snakes and spiders
  • I'm in love with Thor and Captain America
  • I have an XBOX, PS2, and a Wii, so i'm a double agent in the console wars.
  • I have an avid love of photography

  • I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

    I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

    I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

    I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

    I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

    I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

    I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

    I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

    I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terriost.

    I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a jerk.

    I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

    I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

    I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

    I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

    I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

    I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

    I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.


    I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

    I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

    I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

    I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

    I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

    I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

    I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

    I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

    I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

    I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

    I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

    I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

    I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

    I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

    I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

    I DRESS IN UNSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

    I'm INTO THEATER AND ART, so I MUST be a homosexual

    I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

    I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be having sex with them all.


    I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

    I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

    I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

    I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

    I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

    I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

    I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

    I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I MUST be violent.

    I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly...or crazy.

    I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

    I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

    I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

    I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

    I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

    I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

    I'm MIXED so I MUST be messed up.

    I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

    I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.


    I'm WHITE and have black friends so i MUST think I'm black.

    I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

    I love SHOPPING, so I MUST be rich.

    I'm an OG so I must be mexican.

    What I Believe

    I believe that you should bring more happiness into the world then you take out, whether that be by making jokes or being there for a friend, or a complete stranger. Also that everyone should be happy because, yeah the world kinda sucks, I know, I really do, but it's also full of light, and happiness, and love. I think a person should be happy and content with just knowing that there's still hope like that in the world.

    I would like to say that I am very thankful for Kathryn.Lane reviewing my stories, ich bin sehr dankbar für Ihre Bewertung.

    Faceless by LaneKathryn reviews
    Sally is pumped for the big athletics tournament. She's in high spirits, and knows she has the trophy in the bag, but something happens on the way to school that makes her forget all about athletics...
    Fiction: Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/22/2014 - Complete
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    Demons reviews
    This story is about Demons and what they do. like having fun or working or training younger demons. It takes place in a building in hell. Rated T for stuffy stuff like maybe swearing and fighting. My friend and I made this up, and we're basically a cult at this point with it.
    Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 25,535 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/15/2014 - Published: 5/9/2014
    Natalie reviews
    This is the story of Natalie and her new home.
    Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,412 - Reviews: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/21/2014 - Published: 4/25/2014
    Saia reviews
    A bird's life
    Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 205 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/26/2014 - Complete
    The Library reviews
    The library is a safe place.
    Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/24/2014 - Complete
    Theif reviews
    A Theif
    Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 258 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/23/2014 - Complete
    Kitten reviews
    Two friends adopt a kitten
    Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 361 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/21/2014 - Complete