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Author has written 4 stories for General, Fantasy, and General.

Hello all those who have the audacity to visit my profile, I AM KONEKO-CHAN1199! ='.'= Mew

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Witch's Bell by Odette C. Bell reviews
Ebony Bell has a complicated life. She's a witch working for the local police department, she owns a possessed second hand bookstore, and she has a thing for loud red lipstick. When a new detective arrives on the scene, things annoyingly start going boom.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,535 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/18/2016 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Complete
Why Me? by Nacht Graves reviews
Ty, just another skateboarding HS junior, was minding her own legal business when she gets stuck in the middle of a mafia fight with guns, knives, and potato launchers, only armed with her trusty skateboard. What does she do? Runs for her life only to get captured and asked (read commanded) to marry one of the three sons of the don. And then people want to kill her. Obviously.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 201,200 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 9/17/2014 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Complete
Plain Jane by frostykitten reviews
Jane wants to be normal, but everyone is working against her. She has a best friend who sees gory visions of the future, a dad who raises show chickens in the backyard, and a mom who thinks she's a hippy - when she isn't obsessively scrubbing the floors. Now her crush's cousin may be in danger and Jane is going to have to venture even farther from normal to stop a murder.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,964 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 12/10/2012
Hybrid by Nacht Graves reviews
When a drug problem is getting out of hand and a long written prophecy is being brought up because of the appearance of a human boy, what has one one-winged, orphaned hybrid outcast got to do with anything?
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 51,115 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 12/3/2012 - Complete
Kidnapped, Again by Nacht Graves reviews
I just wanted a normal life. Not half assed kidnappers for months. Not my past coming back to haunt me. Not some stupid, ever smirking guy to confuse me and an arrogant rich snobby perv to annoy me. Not my numerous personas crashing together and increasing my guilt. But, I guess that's too much to ask for a clueless orphan street kid turned princess.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 26 - Words: 128,173 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/6/2012 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Complete
The Art of Stalking by rosieroo reviews
ONE SHOT "I was going to harass that boy like there was no tomorrow until I saw his adorable cheeks turn red." ADoR Star Cross'd Challenge Prompt *Runner Up/Reader's Pick for Best Challenge Response SKoW*
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,053 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Complete
Cinderella vs Prince Charming by Lauren DM Smith reviews
Valerie likes the way her life is going, thank you very much, so when Darren, AKA Prince Charming, shows up she tells him to leave. He proposes a bet. He has a month to find out which girl she is, or he has to leave. And so begins the Cinderella game.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 56,418 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Complete
Tomorrow's Visitor by DeliriousEphemera reviews
Tomorrow liked solitude. Then a naked lunatic arrived and demanded pants. Things went downhill from there. oneshot. slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,393 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Complete
Fk it by DeliriousEphemera reviews
You know all those things you always wanted to say? Well, Adam decided to say them. m/m. fluff. oneshot.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Complete
55 Things To Do in Elevators by BlueEyedDreamer97 reviews
The title explains it, but i suggest you don't do any of these. My bff and i thought they were hilarious. Some of them at least.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 971 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Complete
That's Our Baby by Caseus reviews
Ken usually doesn’t have a lab partner for Biology. However, Adrian, the school slash-yaoi fanboy, comes and asks him to be partners for their genotype/phenotype lab. SLASH IF YOU SQUINT. Oneshot.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,214 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Complete
Becoming Robin Hood's Sweetheart by Dwarfmaker reviews
The story of a young, quiet girl who was labeled as "shy" that eventually grows up to become one of the most feared women in English history. But how could she fall in love with her brother's murderer? Pity leads way to betrayal, which grows into love.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 50,870 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Complete
Princest by Noxialis reviews
The life of Prince Arian is threatened, so he's disguised as a girl. Then his half-brother falls under a spell and wakes up in love. His already strange life gets more complex. Cross-dressing, boy's love and incest ensue in this unconventional fairy tale.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,868 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Complete
august august by b reviews
August 1908. When 22-year-old Sam Tesla becomes the electrician for Viscount Jackson Kosminski's large, lonely estate, each discovers something about the other that knocks 'em off their feet. Steampunk vampire slash. Yeah, it's kinda like that. Oneshot.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,041 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Complete
A Talent for Comforting Small Sadnesses by Dressagegrrrl reviews
Retelling of Cinderella. Set at an all-girls boarding school in a world where your lot in life is determined by the Talent with which you are gifted at your coming of age. Humorous and sweet. Quite fluffy. Finalist in the CatsCurious Contest w/Jim Hines.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,322 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Complete
Forbidden Fruit by Tsaiko reviews
SLASH Tomato/tomato yaoi. There is really no words for this story. There's fluff and emo and melodrama and a love story between fruit that's normally found on a salad. You'll never look at tomatoes the same way again.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,717 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Complete
The Silver Umbrella by Andra Sashner reviews
ANOMALY CHRONICLES ARC, story 1: An innocuous umbrella catches someone's eye and brings two unlikely people together. WARNING: Minor homosexuality
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,065 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/9/2008 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Complete
50 Things That Will Get You Kicked Out of Walmart by abbyswrittenworld reviews
Self explanitory. Some online friends helped write this.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Complete
More Than A Misunderstanding by Awe reviews
William likes Asterius. Asterius likes William. Unfortunately, neither is aware of the feelings of the other. This causes some...difficulties. Contains slash. And by "contains slash" I mean "that's the only thing this story is about."
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,084 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Complete
Sticks and Stones by Imalefty reviews
Sticks and stones can't break her bones, but hurtful words can kill her. Now, Lea must find a way to break the curse upon her or risk dying because of it. COMPLETE!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 27,965 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/27/2007 - Published: 2/2/2007 - Complete
Princess Cobwebs by Luai-lashire reviews
A retelling of Cinderella. What if the fairy godmother had been a Faery Prince? What if Cinderella never wanted to marry Prince Charming? Written in the style of old fairy tales.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,573 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Complete
Wednesday's William by Panachelle reviews
The child of a white witch and a black necromancer, Wednesday's father wants his powers. His mother wants him to eat more. He just wants everybody to leave him alone. And then there's what William wants, which is coincidentally, him. Slash. One Shot.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,619 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/6/2007 - Complete
FrankInLove by Aggy Bird reviews
A modern day romance between monsters. Well, sort of. Slash, MM.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,464 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 764 - Follows: 59 - Published: 2/20/2007 - Complete
Gold and Ebony by LunaChic reviews
Janus is a prince. Faulkner is a frog. Their love was never meant to be...or something like that. Slash, swearing. Completed and collected into one very long chapter.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,685 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/15/2007 - Published: 1/10/2007 - Complete
Petals by Danielle Night reviews
COMPLETE In nineteenth century London, it isn't considered proper for a young lady to send flowers to a healthy young bachelor. But when Adrian Morey receives a bouquet with a challenge, he can't help but be intrigued.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,743 - Reviews: 925 - Favs: 1,799 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 9/1/2005 - Published: 1/23/2005 - Complete
To Become a Suitable Heroine by pixy-dizzy reviews
Win the Heroine Contest and you can win the Prince's hand in marriage. Unfortunately for all those wannabe-heroines, the prince has other plans. So does our particular heroine. NOW COMPLETE
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 96,469 - Reviews: 1477 - Favs: 1,114 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 8/11/2005 - Published: 12/6/2003 - Complete
Elves on the Job by pixy-dizzy reviews
What do you do when you're a girl elf who gets stuck with Santa's job and the presents get stolen by none other than the Abominable Snowman? And the only one who can help you is your worst enemy? Well, deal with the talking reindeer, for one.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,667 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/1/2004 - Published: 11/22/2003 - Complete
Princes are Evil by Ranting Forever n Rambling On reviews
Meet Rhian, a self-proclaimed comedian whose thoughts are completely erratic. She lives in a kingdom where the prince has no emotions, and she is supposed to break the curse placed on him. Of course, she doesn't want to do this. Told in her POV.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 67,490 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 7/5/2004 - Published: 4/9/2004 - Complete
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Let's play a game reviews
Try and guess what my poem is about. It's an ordinary item that may people use every day :) Guess in the comments section!
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 41 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/21/2015 - Complete
Inked
His arm was as inked as a bathroom wall, it intrigued me. She is Annalise Carter, heir to the Carter Corporation. In reality she is as lonely as I. His lines traced jagged edges around his neck, a menacing picture. Deep purple like a blossoming bruise. I am Isabel Lyle. I attend Sydbane School for the Inclined. I blend into the background. My life started today.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Published: 1/30/2015
Mikayla reviews
The story of a girl set out in short vignettes. Contains mention of abuse. . written for an assignment and decided to post. Mikayla is just Mikayla and Nikki and Becky and Alice and Layla and me. This is my story of my life. (Complete work of fiction)
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11/5/2014 - Published: 11/1/2014
Unusual reviews
A cuuuuute one shot from a prompt? I guess you can call it a prompt, it was a post on tumblr. Anyway its about a girl and a boy with no specific ages and how they became friends. If you can call a punch violent this story is violent. It's a simple tale and has no hidden meaning, anything you can read between the lines is coincidental. The names are random. .
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/5/2014 - Complete