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 Author has written 1 story for Romance. Falling for Him has officially been released! Here's the link to buy it on Amazon: Falling For Him Loving Sarajevo has also been contracted to NineStar and will be published October 2 2017. Christmas Cookies has now been contracted to NineStar and will be published December 4 2017. I have many more stories in the works and am looking for content beta readers and street team members who I will provide with incentives. If you're interested you can find me on Facebook here: Facebook I'm on twitter, found here: Twitter And I have a spanking new website that's still a bit of a work in progress that will include a blog to replace the old one and that's at And as always you can send me an email at bangbangramallama@ I'll be back with a link for Amazon and Smashwords when they go live. |
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Beginner's Friday Nights by Selah-Seftali reviews
Will and Ian are estranged college friends until a night in Sin City comes back to haunt them. Turns out their little joke at a Vegas wedding chapel years ago was more legally-binding than they thought. But a quicky divorce is soon derailed by meddling friends and family, and the men find their paths crossing on and off the dancefloor at a beginner's Latin dance class. M/M slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 335,427 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 1/5/2020 - Published: 3/25/2013
Familial Glitch by Demon Dice reviews
Sylvan Wolf's family is full of love, but the cloud of Mom's clinical depression weighs heavy on the house. With two younger brothers to care for, one an infant, the other delinquent, every day life is overwhelming. Especially, when the man he loves no longer lives at home, and happens to be his older brother. Re-vamping, not forgotten;Brocest/Drugs/Depression-You've been warned
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 48,072 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 1/14/2018 - Published: 8/7/2010
High Conversations on Cosmic Inflation by Happy Hippie reviews
Two years after a leaked sex tape ruins his life, number theory enthusiast and former jazz prodigy Braden is living at home, getting stoned every night to PBS specials, and perceptually hurtling towards death at an increasingly alarming rate, but even the most eccentric introvert is bound to meet his soulmate eventually, even if he doesn't want to admit it. M/M.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 385,275 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 12/4/2016 - Published: 12/18/2014
Prospect by TPot reviews
With a low maintenance boyfriend and a family of homophobes to fulfill his emotional needs, Alex McKinley thinks he's set. Turns out he isn't. The homophobes' gay son returns, his boyfriend isn't so low maintenance anymore and his family looks like it's going to fall apart a second time. And Alex is still looking for someone to blame. [M/M; Complete]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 75,626 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/8/2016 - Published: 1/3/2015 - Complete
Guitar Tricks and Masala Mix by imperfectlyokay reviews
"So let's do this," I say finally. "Hi, boyfriend." His grin is uncertain, but quick. "Hi, yourself." And suddenly, I'm dating a rock star.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 70,449 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 5/22/2016 - Published: 7/18/2012
Somnolence by RoughDraftHero reviews
Ian thinks it would be fun to completely control another person's life. Daniel humors him... but not for free. /slash
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 46,755 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 8/1/2015 - Published: 9/24/2012
Fragile Threads by Laurence Spencer reviews
M/M. Ethan is struggling through high school with anxiety and his sexuality-so what happens when an anonymous classmate wants to build a relationship, without Ethan even seeing his face or knowing his name?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 55,047 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 6/14/2015 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Complete
Nerves by C A Leiko reviews
Ryan has a lot of problems, and his feelings for Theo are quickly becoming another. M/M.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 56,121 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 6/4/2015 - Published: 3/16/2015 - Complete
Biting Bullets by faerie-gumdrops reviews
Seymour is an expert in killing time, and wants nothing more than to hang out with his cat, eat chalk, and occasionally fantasise about dirty sex with his bastard ex-boyfriend. Ira is an expert in killing people, and all he wants is Seymour. Slash (M/M). Explicit smut, swearing, and violence.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 21 - Words: 97,252 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 5/24/2015 - Published: 6/8/2014 - Complete
Danse Macabre by Christina Quinn reviews
An all vampire ballet company comes to Florence, Oregon to perform what is supposed to be a ground breaking rendition of Swan Lake. However, the vampire that timid Autumn Darling spies dancing after the performance shatters her world, leaving her raw and reborn.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 110,982 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/29/2015 - Published: 2/13/2015 - Complete
Rorschach Blots by RoughDraftHero reviews
Sev won't analyze why he wants to spank his teacher. slash mature complete
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 57,122 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 3/11/2015 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Complete
Village Chronicle: The Frozen Sea by HG Graybeard reviews
On Erik's fifteenth birthday somebody of great significance disappears, while Erik is celebrating with his friends in the woods. So Erik must travel across the Frozen Sea.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 243 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/11/2015
Opposite Ends of The Spectrum by She Had Somewhere To Go reviews
. "Hatred comes from the heart, contempt from the head, and neither feeling is quite within our control." Bullshit, she thinks. Then she meets Matthew Valentine.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 136,342 - Reviews: 1994 - Favs: 1,718 - Follows: 882 - Updated: 1/28/2015 - Published: 10/24/2007 - Complete
See if I care! by Wynja reviews
Everything was going fine, and then mothers happened. Mark and Jake are back, but so are Lance and O'Connor! Sequel to "Now See Here!", romantic comedy, M/M
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 94,931 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 10/30/2014 - Published: 6/19/2014 - Complete
Now See Here! by Wynja reviews
Mark catches the eye of one of the company's most powerful men, but he can't see it himself. Literally. This is an office romance story… with a bit of a twist… (male/male)
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 48,926 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 8/16/2013 - Published: 6/15/2013 - Complete
Damien by Maddam Redder reviews
COMPLETE- [Slash, M/M, Yaoi, Lemon] Alex has finally learned to accept his new life as Damien's "pet". His life is easy as long as he follows the rules. But when Damien changes the rules of the games he plays, will Alex be able to handle it? Or will he have to do something drastic to finally escape the pain? Warnings: Rape, Graphic sex, etc. See Author's Note for details.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 18 - Words: 61,747 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 7/31/2013 - Published: 6/14/2013 - Complete
Mix'N'Match by SucculentAmbush reviews
Ezra wakes up the morning after a one night stand with no memory of the night before and not one, but six new husbands. Throw in long standing relationship problems, an angry ex, and a chronic disease and Ezra has a bit of a problem on his hands. SLASH
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 176,061 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 457 - Updated: 7/9/2013 - Published: 2/7/2010
Nothing to Lose by Cattails reviews
-Slash- The rewrite is being posted on my LJ.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 76,906 - Reviews: 858 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 810 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 12/23/2008
Drunk Text by seventhswan reviews
Gunnar wakes up in his dorm room on a Friday in April and notices three things in rapid succession. The most pressing is a text message that says "God, my ass hurts. I can't even sit down properly. Cheers to you. Coffee @ 1?" M/M slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,395 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 10/24/2011 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Complete
My Toaster Thinks I'm Crazy by Drazuki reviews
mxm, slash Ben is a triplet who must take care of his psychologically challenged brothers, from love lives, to auditions, to tetris addictions, while also coping with his own disorder: inanimate objects talk to him.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 82,701 - Reviews: 1880 - Favs: 1,583 - Follows: 1,490 - Updated: 3/23/2011 - Published: 10/6/2006
A Suitable Lover by plumblossom reviews
The suitable lover, the unsuitable lover: the unsuitable lover to reject or hurt the heroine or simply fail to satisfy. Then there's the suitable lover, who's everything the unsuitable one is not. Skip's the unsuitable one. He thinks. Slash, if you care.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 111,456 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Complete
Cold Turkey by Zebbie reviews
If there were groups for this, I know exactly what I’d say. “My name is Thom Oliver, and I’m addicted. It’s been six months, 3 days, 14 hours since my last one night stand. Please keep Evan Llewellyn away from me. I think I’m going to rape him.” Slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 59,219 - Reviews: 680 - Favs: 706 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Complete
The Violet and the Tom by Ocotillo reviews
*2011 SKOW nominee* Nygell, a Lord of the Northern Isles, is given the gift of a young Grecian slave by the King. Nygell wants no such responsibility. Slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 98,564 - Reviews: 557 - Favs: 944 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Complete
The Girl for Me by failte200 reviews
Slash. TG. Straight jockboy Kevin thinks he has gay, cross-dressing Danny under his thumb. Kevin only likes girls. So... why does he keep thinking about her? Or him. Whatever.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 77,510 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 826 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 2/14/2007 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Complete
Mascara by American Schokolade reviews
slash The end of my three year relationship changes my life more than I ever thought it would, and I am hardly pleased when I find myself the plaything of two bickering gay guys, especially when one of the guys' sexy friend agrees to pick on me. Complete
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 102,418 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 810 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 6/1/2006 - Published: 12/28/2005 - Complete
Psychobabble by the blind visionary reviews
m/m
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 34,449 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/17/2005 - Published: 11/5/2004 - Complete
Christmas Cookies reviews
Russ lost the love of his life to a tragic accident. Can his endeavor to recreate his husband's Christmas treats lead him to a new one? M/M
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 61 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/19/2017 - Published: 3/22/2017 - Complete