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The Professional Liar
A rather dark comedy, in which a "reformed" addict attempts to break into show business. After all, she's already an expert faker. Becoming a star is surprisingly easy. Staying out of trouble isn't. Rated for swearing, implied adult situations, drug use, etc. (PLEASE Read/Review!)
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,622 - Published: 7/9
Vampires Of Adams Morgan
An absurd Urban Fantasy set in Washington DC... narrated by a collection of peculiar persons. It's a bit of a mess right now. Still, in the very least, it's entertaining. Please Read and Review! (Rated for sexuality, swearing, drugs, etc...)
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,579 - Published: 6/15
If I Stay It Will Be Double reviews
[Named after a Clash song] Laura's life is easy. She has everything she needs - from nice clothes to dance shoes to new records to good food. The only problem? She relies on a mysterious, eccentric, possibly immortal Andy Warhol-wannabe for everything. Then, one day, she meets a 'normal' young man named Sam who wants her to run away with him... (Please Read & Review!)
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,688 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/20/2017
18 Days to Graduation
The misadventures of a bored, anti-establishment Sex Pistols fangirl. Between psychiatrists and 30-year-old boyfriends and visiting relatives and school and a million other things, life sure is interesting. (Please Read and Review!)
Fiction: Biography - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,698 - Published: 12/19/2017
Confessions of an American Opioid Taker reviews
The self-mocking tale of an egotistical 18-year-old girl who develops a fondness for narcotics. Unlike 'proper' junkies, however, she only listens to the Velvet Underground when sober. Also, she tends to avoid needles and she's never stolen anything. Well, save for all of those pills. Though it's not like they even count... right? (Please Read and Review!)
Fiction: Biography - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,272 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/19/2017
Something is Rotten in a Town Forgotten
Basically, it's "Hamlet"... if Denmark were a small American town, Hamlet a laughably dramatic teenager, his friend Horatio a guitar player in a bad high school punk band, and Claudius a legitimately frightening drug dealer. (Rated for sex references, drug references, and a very dark sense of humor) Please Read/Review!
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,492 - Published: 10/10/2017
Bound To Have No Future reviews
A lonely teenager, who looks after her 'odd' mother. A seductive vampire, who haunts punk shows. Sound like a love story? More like a nightmare. May contain TRIGGERS, details inside. (Please Read/Review!)
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/30/2017
A 16-year-old girl brought up by the ghost of a wild groupie. Three normal teenaged boys looking for forgotten buildings to photograph. One abandoned hotel, haunted by late artists and dead Warhol superstars. Combine them all and you've got this story. (Please Read/Review!) Rated 'T' for swearing, as well as mild adult themes and mentions of pre-story violence.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,075 - Updated: 5/31/2017 - Published: 5/30/2017