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Joined 06-25-14, id: 985199, Profile Updated: 01-16-19
Author has written 5 stories for Supernatural, Horror, Biography, and Humor.

My name is M. L. Lanzillotta. I'm an exceedingly keen fan of Rocky Horror, transgressive literature, and punk rock. I used to inject heroin four times a day, which wasn't so great... though I'm quite healthy now. I even have my own company (M. L. Lanzillotta Productions, LLC, of Virginia). We create webseries inspired by the local (well, Washington DC) art and music scenes... among other things. So far we haven't really finished anything, though we're trying to. It's pleasantly complicated. In my spare time I write enjoyably ridiculous fanfiction. Sometimes I paint, too. And write poetry. Some of it's pretty Fandom-y.

Anyway... I hope you enjoy my writing.

For updates regarding movies and original books/stories, check out my social media accounts. Sometimes I post behind the scenes photos or pictures from concerts. That can be cool.

Twitter: @MLLanzillotta1

Instagram: @cececat13

Also, I'm gay. By the way.

Favorite Authors:

Bret Easton Ellis

Neil Gaiman

Irvine Welsh

Charles Dickens

Christopher Moore

Terry Pratchett

James Fogle

Douglas Addams

Favorite Movies:

The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)

Party Monster (2003)

Cry-Baby (1990)

Cabaret (1972)

American Psycho (2000)

Drugstore Cowboy (1989)

Favorite TV Shows:

The Mighty Boosh



Dead Like Me

Star Trek TNG

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Confessions of an American Opioid-Taker reviews
19-year-old Paula lives an interesting life. She writes articles for a living, flirts with everyone, dresses like a Parisian, and injects heroin four times a day. After an encounter with the cops she decides to get clean. Darkly comical misadventures ensue. Based on a true story (mine). Rated 'M' for heavy drug use, self-harm, and sexual assault. (Please Read & Review!)
Fiction: Biography - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,730 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/23/2019 - Published: 1/13/2019
The Professional Liar reviews
A seriously dark comedy, in which a "reformed" addict attempts to break into show business. After all, she's already an expert faker. Becoming a star is surprisingly easy. Staying out of trouble isn't. Rated for swearing, implied adult situations, drug use, etc. (PLEASE Read/Review!)
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,622 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/9/2018
Confessions of an American Opioid Taker reviews
The self-mocking tale of an egotistical 18-year-old girl who develops a fondness for narcotics. Unlike 'proper' junkies, however, she only listens to the Velvet Underground when sober. Also, she tends to avoid needles and she's never stolen anything. Well, save for all of those pills. Though it's not like they even count... right? (Please Read and Review!)
Fiction: Biography - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,272 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/19/2017
Bound To Have No Future reviews
A lonely teenager, who looks after her 'odd' mother. A seductive vampire, who haunts punk shows. Sound like a love story? More like a nightmare. May contain TRIGGERS, details inside. (Please Read/Review!)
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/30/2017
Hotel Ghostly
A 16-year-old girl brought up by the ghost of a wild groupie. Three normal teenaged boys looking for forgotten buildings to photograph. One abandoned hotel, haunted by late artists and dead Warhol superstars. Combine them all and you've got this story. (Please Read/Review!) Rated 'T' for swearing, as well as mild adult themes and mentions of pre-story violence.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,075 - Updated: 5/31/2017 - Published: 5/30/2017