Tonnie
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Joined 07-26-01, id: 98583
Author has written 16 stories for General, Historical, Haiku, Horror, Humor, and Essay.
Well, not much to really say yet. I'm obsessed with... (get ready)

-Mystic Knights (um, hi, my name is Maeve and i've had a crush on Garrett for about 3 years. Angus and Ivar are my heros, and the rest can go suck a pollicle for all i care.)
-The Simpsons (don't...get...me...started...)
-Boston Public (DANNY! STEVEN! HARRY! Harvey's kewl. I dun like Scott but his faces are HILARDIOUS!)
-Dark Angel (who wants explaination?)
-The 10th Kingdom (SUCK AN ELF, I NEED SHOES!!!)
-The Princess Bride (i've memorized half the movie. 'nuf said)
-Robin Hood: Men In Tights ("Oh, Master Robin! You've lost your arms in battle!" ... "Strucky has Loxed again!" ... "I forgot to tell you about my chastity belt. It's an Everlast!" yeah, obviously i've memorized half the movie here too.)
-Monty Python (...)
-Chicken Run (if you don't like Babs go away)
-The Emporer's New Groove (DEMON LLAMA!)
-Mulan (again, memorized half the movie.)
-The Musical CATS (oy, jeez, don't get me started. but feel free to ask me anything that involves gaining too much information about it, lol.)
-The Scarlet Pimpernel (*covers mouth to avoid saying 'sink me'*)
-The Marx Brothers (now that's the woist thing i ever hoid! by the way, if ya see a duck, tell 'im he owes me a hundred dollars.)
-ballet (I've only seen--that I can remember--Swan Lake, Cinderella, lots of acts of Sleeping Beauty but never the whole thing, and Romeo and Juliet. I LOVE ROMEO AND JULIET! ...SL is ok when they don't do anything with the swans. Cinderella...well, little kid. Oh heck, I was 15 when I saw it!)

Everyone check out my homepage for those obsessions and more. MUCH MORE, YA HEAR!? MOOOOOOOOOOOORE! INSANE RAMBLINGS! TORMENT GALORE! MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
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*cough* Terribly sorry about that! Chocolate with crispies. Ya gotta luv 'em. ^_^

And now, to be serious once again...

Writing, dancing, and mythology will probably end up being my professions when I get older. Yeah, obviously I like writing fanfics (for some reason the ideas just won't stop!...Kind of like my ideas for books!). Anything I write or do is probably connected to my insanity, which I take a lot of pride in. FREAKS RULE!!! GOTHS DO TO!!!! As you may be able to tell by my large selection, I can be serious but also downright insane (*snortnoduh*). Usually it all bleeds together in reviews.

Um...If you're looking for Bom or Danny (aka the computer)...Danny's basically another version of me and Bom's only work here is the third sonnet in 'Sonnets' (although I take credit for that one, hehe) and poetry titled 'How I Long,' which has stuff added once in a while (poor thing). Seriously, I have no idea how they got into my account. *sigh* I guess that's just what you have to deal with when you have multiple personalities. Bom also has writings in the account Zachrin.

Updates (only 5 at a time so this dun get too clogged)
Ok, so we don't have any updates yet. All the ones that used to be listed here dealt with the ones below and the ones on ffn. And I don't think I'll be doing anything soon (except reading loverly reviews *glowers* hopefully) cuz I...well, I have a life you know! ...Uh, another internet life, that is. Uh...just read my crap already.

EVERYBODY REVIEW 'BEAUTY' AND 'ALEXANDER' NOOOOOOOWWWWW!!! ...Uh...Please?

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Vision by moonbunny38 reviews
Enslavement...rather sad, I suppose...
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 220 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/17/2002
Get Away by Seeress reviews
It's about a person who wants to get away. For people who feel like they want to get away from the world, and everything, because you think no one understands or cares. If you've ever felt like that, see how this makes you feel, and tell me what you think
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 266 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/4/2002
Frozen Tears by Seeress reviews
This was inspired when I saw snow falling the other day... it's about a certain someone I know.... I was a bit depressed at the time... and these are my feelings
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 213 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/2/2002
All by Scarlett Fire reviews
I will be putting this in one of my fanfics that will be published later, but it can also read as an independent piece. I'ts kinda sappy, although I thought it wasn't that bad for a first try.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 196 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/13/2001
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Osama
An essay about Osama bin Laden I wrote for fun. (I know, that surprises me too)
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 378 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/19/2003
The Muse Cometh reviews
You know you're a poet when you're chatting online and all of a sudden you start spewing poetry off the top of your head. These poems are from such times. They're not in order by date, but how I found them on my computer.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 74 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/14/2002
Tears reviews
One of my first attempts at total freeverse. Based on my mood when I wrote it, whenever that was. (Added bonus chapter.)
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8/21/2002 - Published: 12/30/2001
Friendship reviews
Poems I wish I had the guts to show my friends. (You may show these to your own friends if you like, just give me credit...and ignore who I say the poem's for, hehe.)
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 388 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 5/29/2002 - Published: 3/30/2002
The Kill reviews
Just venting. Although I've never written anything like this before.... Insanity galore. (Added bonus story!)
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5/26/2002 - Published: 4/14/2002
Sonnets reviews
All my sonnets, posted for your enjoyment! (Only 3 so far.)
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 307 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 5/14/2002 - Published: 5/4/2002
Thunk-Squeak reviews
I have this weird obsession with wanting to kill pidgeons. I also have this weird obsession with wanting to run over things (but thankfully I can't drive yet). PG13 for...running over pidgeons and liking it! (Believe it or not, this is a sonnet!)
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5/2/2002
The Pedestrian Religion reviews
Brought to you by Ibuprofen, loss of sleep, a couple chocolate cream donuts, and a Monty Python experience. (Tell me if I should ever add more chapters.)
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 799 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/19/2002
How I long reviews
Poems written by one of my horniest characters, lol. Very sad, though. Very sad.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 746 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 4/19/2002 - Published: 2/19/2002
Poison and Pain reviews
A collection of some of my most gothic poetry (in some people's opinion).
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/16/2002
Writing reviews
A bit of what writing is to me. Lots of gory and gothic details! (But don't ask why I put pg13)
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 253 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/16/2002 - Published: 3/29/2002
A Tragedy In Friendship reviews
This is based on something that happened in my life, but not completely acurate. Please R&R! (Usually I do these poem serieseseses in 3 parts, but there just seemed to be nothing to put after the second part. Just keep that in mind.)
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,517 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3/30/2002 - Published: 1/1/2002
Two Haikus reviews
Well...they are! I thought them up in the span of only 5 minutes, yet they're some of my best haikus. Funny how that works.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 30 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/20/2002
Beauty reviews
Just thought that would be a good name. This is a collection of a few poems I've written in Middle School and High School. Despite the title, there's some dark stuff in here.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 893 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/30/2002
Alexander the 'Great' reviews
History with Tonnie: make learning FUN!! *cough* Sorry.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,156 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/10/2002
Broken Friendships reviews
Urm ah . . . no comment.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 211 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12/30/2001