Phoenix O'Hara
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Joined 08-24-14, id: 993458, Profile Updated: 06-13-18
Author has written 4 stories for General, and Romance.

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Petit Souci by Marina x Machina reviews
Funny, sad, structured, unrhymed, it's all in here.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 111 - Words: 29,688 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/28 - Published: 4/3/2016 - Complete
How to Be The Best (Internet) Writer In the World by Marina x Machina reviews
Be sure to vote in the poll for what topic you want to hear. Horrible, horrible tips from an unqualified expert on how to dominate the online writing world. Can you write slash and be homophobic? Always wanted to be the one to write that cheap story with a million hits? Well ha, the all-knowing author shall teach you the true path to getting reviews by the bucketful!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 61,224 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/28/2019 - Published: 1/11/2016
Lily's Grand Adventure by Marina x Machina reviews
Two different Lilys in two parallel worlds try to make sense of their lives. Whereas Lily Saphira keeps getting dragged into weird hijinks by her friends, Lily White is having trouble befriending the people working with her. Maybe their wishes will be granted. Currently rewritten up to chapter 9!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 32 - Words: 69,408 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/21/2018 - Published: 7/15/2013 - Complete
Don't Stop Me Now by addledwalrus reviews
Five times from birth to adulthood that Michael bonded with his rebellious older sister.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/8/2016 - Complete
The Zodiac Wars by The Glitter Ninja reviews
When sweet Abigail Lawdon stumbles upon the supposedly haunted Alvarado mansion, she's not sure what she'll find. What she does find, is every teenage girl's dream: seven extremely hot boys, each of them incarnations of the 12 Zodiac Signs. But along with these boys comes the trials of their family, complete with a long lost family member and a celestial deity that'll kill.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,264 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/16/2016 - Published: 4/18/2016
To Whom It May Concern by redrumurder reviews
"First and foremost, I would like to clarify that this is 100% not my idea."
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,216 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/17/2016 - Published: 3/29/2016
Cheese and Crackers and Nothing by coffee spoons reviews
Old version of The Victim.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,684 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/20/2016 - Complete
Herbalize Me by pastryninja reviews
Most girls want roses. I want weeds.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 115 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/10/2015 - Complete
Mr Poe - A Novel by olivefinley reviews
Fate Verne wants nothing more than to play his music in front of thousands of people in a talent contest - mostly because it's 800 miles away from his nagging aunt. His journey there leads to many laughs and twists and turns, and even a little love.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,967 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/30/2015 - Published: 9/6/2015
Sarcastic Snow White by DreamerWriter reviews
The story of a creeper prince who buys caskets with dead women in them, a cannibal stepmother, and a dumb girl who couldn't see through a barbed wired fence. Rated T because, you know, Creeper Princes and Cannibal mothers.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,690 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/29/2015 - Complete
Misty Evenings (Sequel to Rainy Days) by DreamerWriter reviews
A sequel to Rainy Days. Honestly, I am in love with these two characters. A one shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,819 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/26/2015 - Complete
Sarcastic Sleeping Beauty by DreamerWriter reviews
The story about the lazy teen who slept soooooooo late... for 100 years!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,254 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/26/2015 - Complete
Sarcastic Beauty and the Beast by DreamerWriter reviews
A Sarcastic Beauty and the Beast commentary.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/25/2015 - Complete
Rainy Days by DreamerWriter reviews
Another dreary day in London. Or so it seemed.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,229 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/25/2015 - Complete
Sarcastic Cinderella by DreamerWriter reviews
The Story of how a teenager sneaked out to a party and stayed up past her bed time.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 774 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/22/2015 - Complete
The Sarcastic Little Mermaid by DreamerWriter reviews
I just single handedly destroyed one of the classic fairytales. Could go in horror. Depends on how you look at it.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/21/2015 - Complete
Lady of the House by A Fire Rose reviews
When her mother is killed in a car accident on the way home from the office, May is sent to live with her Grandfather. What his estranged daughter did not realize is that the household now consists of him, two sons, his grandson, and a family friend. May becomes the leading lady in a house of messy men.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,098 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/30/2015 - Published: 8/29/2015
How to Save My Ass from the Dimension of Evil by pastryninja reviews
Willa, if you've received this e-mail then that means I am currently trapped in the Dimension of Evil and need your help! Come to my lab RIGHT NOW. Yes, even if you are on your lunch break, and even if it's Taco Tuesday. Follow these instructions...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Parody/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/25/2015 - Complete
The not so wise men by Xzavier reviews
thousand years ago, give or take a year, wise men travelled from the east to visit a babe. Except they weren't that wise... An old oneshot i found in my docs
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,514 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/26/2015
The Fortune Cookie by sassypurplecrayon reviews
You stare at your prehistoric laptop. You cannot believe that you just got owned by a fortune cookie. - Rated T for Coarse Language.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,263 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/23/2015 - Complete
Big Family, Tiny House by A Fire Rose reviews
A comedy about a family of six living in a tiny house. First chapter is more an introduction than a story.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,063 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/23/2015 - Published: 7/12/2015
It's Not as Bad as This by Shutterfly Simmons reviews
Do you think your stories are not great? Do you need cheering up? Do you want to make fun of something? This is a collection of horrible stories that I wrote when I was a kid. Ranging from continuity issues to huh? moments, "It's not as Bad as This" makes anyone feel better about their work and is guaranteed to make you go wait, what? Inspired by Lumosify's "What Editing Really Is"
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,088 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/14/2015 - Published: 11/23/2014 - Complete
RaisingDad II by RaisingDad reviews
Sign at a funeral home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait."
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 50 - Words: 35,354 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/4/2015 - Published: 9/30/2014 - Complete
The Show Called Life by TheHPLover reviews
The crack-filled life of two young girls, Ray and Amy and everyone else who is ALIVE! Pure and utter CRACK! Don't like, don't read. Co-written with IA Hime!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,712 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/30/2014 - Published: 12/19/2014
What Editing Really Is by Lumosify reviews
Watch as I rip up stories (and really bad essays!) I wrote years ago into itty-bitty shreds of sarcastic comments as we descend deeper and deeper into the darkness of my metaphorical Writing Pits of Hell. Enjoy at the expense of my pride! Rated T because I get the feeling that I'll eventually write something deserving of this rating.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/6/2014 - Published: 9/5/2014
It's In the Fishbowl by Snow Tempest reviews
A short story about a family reading the will of a dead but still hilarious relative.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,279 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/13/2014 - Complete
It's A Wonderful World We Live In by This Is Water reviews
Life is weird. Sometimes good weird, sometimes bad weird, and sometimes just funny weird. This is especially the case when you've just found out that your best friend is a winged immortal who glows in the dark and has magical powers. Sure, it sucks being dragged into a never-ending war between Fate's minions, but there are worse situations out there.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,573 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/1/2013 - Published: 7/22/2013
Magicademy by MusedMoose reviews
Arts Magika University: sorcery classes, elven professors, dwarven fraternities, interspecies dating, and magikal duels. It's odd, it's mildly bizarre, and it's a wonder the students get any studying done. It's college the way it should have been.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 194,274 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 10/17/2006 - Published: 8/25/2004 - Complete
Issues, Envelopes, & Homophobes by FeatherJunkie reviews
[malemale] Anthony thought having to deal with school and being gay was enough. Then he has to get a homophobe as a pen pal for a school project, and now he's got hate mail, lies, rumors, & a psychiatrist to annoy him as well.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 19,529 - Reviews: 648 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 9/7/2005 - Published: 8/1/2005 - Complete
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This Feels Like Falling In Love reviews
(2:38) yo ren ilysm could u do me a huuuuuuuge huge favour and come here like right now thx (2:38) its an emergncy so like as fast as possible plz (2:38) wait nvmd its fine u dont have to come FUCKKKKK ITS NOT FINE COME PLEASEEEEE MY OVEN'S ON FIRE. OR: The interracial college queer romance you've always wanted. Non-chronological!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,507 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/11/2017 - Published: 5/16/2017
Unspoken reviews
She leans her forehead against the cool glass of the car window and her parents look back at her worriedly and even parenting instincts can't tell them what's wrong because silence is cold and silence is deadly and Evie is only thirteen but she already gets what people mean when they say they're dead inside.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,938 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/1/2016 - Complete
Stars reviews
At night, when she is asleep, he looks up at the stars and wonders how he could possibly deserve someone like her, his starry-eyed girl that loves to laugh. He gets his answer two weeks later.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,908 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2/27/2016 - Published: 1/4/2016 - Complete
Wanderlust reviews
She's been flying for three days, but she doesn't want to go back just yet. Even if there's a small nine-year-old girl with solemn eyes waiting for her. That doesn't fix the white apartment with too many walls./Maybe she'll go to Paris, to see the Eiffel Tower. Italy can wait. It's not going anywhere. But Sarah is.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,533 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 1/24/2016 - Published: 10/22/2015