Fobbster
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Joined 09-13-14, id: 995784, Profile Updated: 09-19-16
Author has written 2 stories for Action, and Romance.

Hello it is me, fobbster

i enjoy long walks on the beach and saying that i am writing but not actually writing

i cannot drink or drive in many countries, and i regularly sleep for extended lengths of time

dont take anything i write seriously

even i dont take myself seriously

you can quote me on that

~fobbster

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Mother of Learning by nobody103 reviews
Zorian, a mage in training, only wanted to finish his education in peace. Now he struggles to find answers as he finds himself repeatedly reliving the same month. 'Groundhog Day' style setup in a fantasy world.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 108 - Words: 823,563 - Reviews: 6066 - Favs: 4,715 - Follows: 5,843 - Updated: 2/10/2020 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Complete
Breaking The Mirror by AMV reviews
M/M. "Go to hell." "Yes, sir." Jayden has a lot of problems, and his new mysterious, bitter neighbor, Seaton Andrews, isn't helping matters. Completed.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 95,369 - Reviews: 2139 - Favs: 1,955 - Follows: 1,007 - Updated: 6/10/2016 - Published: 4/20/2007 - Complete
Tenebrism by Alyn Drasil reviews
Light and Shadow Book I. A couple of jerkoff friends daring him to kiss a statue in a graveyard are the least of Alan's problems. Because now the statue is alive. And now there are two of them. And that's only the beginning. slash.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 154,135 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 729 - Follows: 524 - Updated: 5/14/2015 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Complete
Leviathan! by RoughDraftHero reviews
Leviathan has always been apathetic about this whole supervillian business. However, to impress his older brother, he chooses to make the new superhero in town his arch nemesis. Too bad this hero has a penchant for saving Leviathan! slash
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 79,755 - Reviews: 953 - Favs: 740 - Follows: 903 - Updated: 2/13/2015 - Published: 12/2/2011
Once Upon A Nightmare by Mickey John reviews
Nightmares and Dreams are actual creatures who invade human minds as embodied fears and joys. Violet doesn't use the new BlissMax pill designed to give good dreams (or any modern niceties, thanks Dad), and one night, a Nightmare—the fear of hell—enters her enticingly un-medicated mind and gets trapped.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 86,258 - Reviews: 595 - Favs: 721 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 1/17/2014 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Complete
A Challenge Not Met by WulfLuva reviews
Hunter didn't expect the Big Bad Black Wolf to take an uncommon interest in him and he's rather freaked out that the newly appointed alpha has. M/M Please don't read if you don't like. R & R really welcome for first timer. No warnings so far. There might be for individual chapters later on... ON HIATUS
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,433 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 10/27/2013 - Published: 4/23/2013
Game Over by Aphrael reviews
Life becomes a lot more complicated for Shane McMurray after he accidentally agrees to be a player in a very real and dangerous game. And there isn't any easy way out of it, either. slash
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 71,993 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 6/8/2013 - Published: 7/31/2004
A Year Full of Days by seventhswan reviews
Being cautious is one of the only things Nate is well and truly good at, but the new guy at work calling him 'sweetheart' makes him want to do something stupid. M/M Slash. Sequel-ish to Side Effects.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 34,744 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 36 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Complete
476 CE by Road to Anywhere reviews
Rome France had a useless BA in philosophy. Jobless, penniless and alone, it seemed things couldn't get worse. Then, an old friend called...and invited him to join a rock band. With nothing to lose, Rome accepted. And that was just the beginning. Slash
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 82,505 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 11/26/2009
Words and Their Digestion by seventhswan reviews
For someone who can't even think the word 'triangle' without giving into his compulsions, a love shape-that-can't-be-thought is quite possibly the worst place to be. M/M Slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,361 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Complete
Put It in Drive by Ryette reviews
Every Friday, Riley gets home from work and parks his car around the block because the guests at Jasper’s parties always block Riley's driveway. So when Riley parks in his own driveway on a Friday, he gets pretty suspicious. Birthday present for Emily.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,842 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Complete
Hench! by Jumping Jack Flash reviews
Ever wonder what the supervillain game looks like from the henchmen's perspective? It looks like a fist suddenly getting very big, and then you're wandering in the street trying to remember your name. Shoe and Rocket have had about enough of that crap.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,576 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/9/2010 - Published: 11/4/2010
The Hired Gun by Urasei reviews
When you're a babyfaced little smart ass, who just happens to be employed in the family business AKA The Mob as a hitman, what's a man like Adien McAlly to do?
Fiction: Action - Rated: M - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 98,768 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/28/2010 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Complete
Behind The Facade by Wtf-Are-Scrambled-Eggs reviews
He looked like the sort of guy who would strangle, cut up and eat me. So why are there erotic drawings of me in his sketchbook? Note To Self: do NOT talk back to the scary-psycho new kid! Slash. Three-shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,238 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Complete
Above the Influence by iBrandi reviews
SLASH. Somehow, his best friend bringing drugs to the Spring Formal isn't the worst part of the night for Nate. The worst part of the night is when Nate manages to accidentally out himself while they're both high on said drugs. His life is a farce.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,435 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Complete
Blue Eyes by dear-llama reviews
One-shot. "What's wrong?" Before I knew it, he had placed himself squarely in my path. And – dare I say it – he actually sounded a little angry and hurt. "Why are you not stalking me anymore?"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,413 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 862 - Follows: 64 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Complete
The Imperial Guard by Sarashina reviews
All former nobility Catalin Kasshen wanted was to sulk about his country's subjugation, his enslavement, and his dead martyr of a cousin in peace. Unfortunately, insurgents aren't known for respecting others' wishes.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 103,561 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 11/21/2009 - Published: 8/14/2007
Scientists Declare God Obsolete by Draxis reviews
It started out as a promising day for the Independence from God scientific committee . . .
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,391 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Complete
Serenading Selina Sorrentino by Vena Cava reviews
(One-Shot) "You want to be with me, just as much, if not more than I want to be with you." A flicker of something passed over her expression. "I'll get over it."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,709 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 806 - Follows: 59 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Complete
Vandrophobia by SammyLi reviews
COMPLETE. I have an odd fear. I fear beautiful men. Luckily there aren't many in the world, but when my class receives a transfer student who is a completely beautiful boy and is assigned to sit next to me...I just might crack.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 68,628 - Reviews: 799 - Favs: 801 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Complete
DELICIOUS by iBrandi reviews
“I’ll sell my body, I don’t know.” He ate another cookie. “THIS IS SO GOOD. I want to have epic sex with your baking skills.” An instructional guide on how to snare males in the trap of awesome cooking.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,788 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 1,224 - Follows: 111 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Complete
Beating the Game by Lord Iron-Balls reviews
Patrick Morrison had it good. He was socially invisible, ignored by the Neanderthals around him, and on the fast track to MIT. Then he made the mistake of getting involved in Marielle Pason's social games. But to Patrick, the only way out is to win.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 83,282 - Reviews: 1173 - Favs: 1,018 - Follows: 730 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 1/3/2006
Being with You by xoxluurve reviews
ONE SHOT. “I heard you had a girlfriend. Kirk told me she was pretty.” Her voice was wobbly. “She’s beautiful,” he murmured. “Do you love her?” she asked after a pause. He said, “I’ll never love her like I loved you.” Suddenly, I couldn’t breathe.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,626 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 875 - Follows: 70 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Complete
Forbidden Fruit by Tsaiko reviews
SLASH Tomato/tomato yaoi. There is really no words for this story. There's fluff and emo and melodrama and a love story between fruit that's normally found on a salad. You'll never look at tomatoes the same way again.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,717 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Complete
Ransom by Tsaiko reviews
[SLASH] Ransom is a dragon that lives under a lake. Pace is a knight whose sole purpose seems to be annoying Ransom. Little do they realize what they feel for each other is not hate at all. Rated M for highly inappropriate song lyrics.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,527 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Complete
Marina by sporkess reviews
Alice wanted sunlight and a break from her problems but after she meets Marina her friends begin to worry that she's got more problems than she pretends. FF SLASH, ONE SHOT.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,246 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Complete
Shoelaces Undone by jennycraig10 reviews
She was just a girl falling in love with the boy who came up to her, out of nowhere, to tie her shoelaces. Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,728 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 721 - Follows: 46 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Complete
Pirate Documentary by Jack Argyle reviews
Are Pirates the most awesome thing ever? And if so, why? This hard hitting documentary hopes to find out.
Fiction: Play - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,665 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Complete
Sniper Cinderella by Airily reviews
We've had countless Cinderellas. This one's not much different, give or take a little psychopathy.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,758 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Complete
Synergy by orbicland reviews
[slash] Mitchell and Jason were always meant to be together, despite Jason's best efforts not to admit it. Complete.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 58,472 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 4/7/2007 - Published: 3/2/2005 - Complete
Five Moderately Easy Steps to Having a Life by write-this-down reviews
[Slash] Liam mostly keeps to himself and spends his time painting, until one day a neighbor shows up with his mail. After that, it's only a matter of time until Liam finally gets the hang of actually having a life. OneShot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,173 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 654 - Follows: 49 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Complete
FrankInLove by Aggy Bird reviews
A modern day romance between monsters. Well, sort of. Slash, MM.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,464 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 765 - Follows: 59 - Published: 2/20/2007 - Complete
WMSmoker seeks Seclusion by PirateGrrl reviews
Slash Clyde doesn't discriminate; he hates everyone equally.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 86,582 - Reviews: 826 - Favs: 1,405 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 1/12/2006 - Published: 3/28/2005 - Complete
Networking by shewhoguards reviews
A story about computers; their lives, loves, dangers and rivalries. What happens when a PC and a Mac are placed in the same house? A tale for Mac-lovers, PC-lovers and geeks the world over.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 91,286 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/18/2005 - Published: 10/26/2005
How to Successfully Complete a Successful Story! by glitterjewele reviews
Can’t manage to finish the stories you start? Contracted writer’s block? Need a little help with summaries? Stop dodging flying vegetables. This is for you.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,843 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 1,027 - Follows: 65 - Published: 9/29/2004
The Girl Who Couldn't Cry by dewinged reviews
It was a medical condition, and she had it since birth. This was guaranteed to make her life living hell, for she had before her an entire school of children who were out to see her tears.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,566 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/21/2003 - Published: 5/11/2003
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What You Need reviews
Sophia likes books. Wren likes Sophia. FEMSLASH
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/19/2017 - Complete
Armour for Liars reviews
Felix is a supervillain, but he's a person too. He laughs, he cries, he yells at buffering- he's a pretty normal guy...except when he's spreading anarchy and generally being a little shit. Join him as he plans to take down society with his supervillain team and accidentally saves the world in the process. There may be SLASH. There may be swearing. Brace yourselves.
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/19/2016