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Joined 09-17-14, id: 996337, Profile Updated: 02-21-15
Author has written 26 stories for Humor, Haiku, Action, Mystery, and Family.

murp.

So I have decided to add something to here so...


This is my fanfiction.net account:murp-o

It's just as boring.


Just to note...

A) Plot? What plot?

B) I write aimlessly. Most stories are short and completed.

C) My stories make no sense. Sorry.

D) I write random stories at random times.


I have account that I share with my friends here: murposifly

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Livingstone Manor by Shutterfly Simmons reviews
Livingstone Manor is that strange house that every fake town seems to have. And, this town has had just about enough of Livingstone Manor and its quirks.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,609 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/27/2016 - Complete
Shattered Parental Act by Murposifly reviews
Lucia is tormented by Timmy: someone she's thrown into a volcano. All she wants to do fight in the bread revolution, like she's always dreamed off.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/15/2016 - Published: 1/19/2015
The Lone Apple by Murposifly reviews
A young girl gets left behind by her tour bus. How will she get home from the apple orchard?
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 452 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/15/2016
It's Not as Bad as This by Shutterfly Simmons reviews
Do you think your stories are not great? Do you need cheering up? Do you want to make fun of something? This is a collection of horrible stories that I wrote when I was a kid. Ranging from continuity issues to huh? moments, "It's not as Bad as This" makes anyone feel better about their work and is guaranteed to make you go wait, what? Inspired by Lumosify's "What Editing Really Is"
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,088 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/14/2015 - Published: 11/23/2014 - Complete
First Meeting by Shutterfly Simmons reviews
Some people are meant for each other. Others aren't. This terrible romance will show you not only that love is a strange thing, but also that some people just aren't meant to write romance stories. Enjoy!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 747 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/24/2015 - Complete
Following Sancho by Murposifly reviews
A three chapter tale of murder, arson, theft, blackmail, love, and useless items. Pure and utter craziness. In the end, we all go a little insane, some more than others. A companion piece to Pasta, but reading Pasta first is not necessary.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,290 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/26/2015 - Published: 3/5/2015 - Complete
Gumballs by Shutterfly Simmons reviews
"It has been presumed missing for three years." "You'll never find it." "Idiot, you're just wasting your time." Nobody thought I could do it. A plotless adventure.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/2/2015 - Complete
Pi Day! by FictionFox'95 reviews
Happy Pi day, Fictionpress! Enjoy my words of wisdumb.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/15/2015 - Complete
The Women in Woman by Murposifly reviews
Jagusia and her mother disagree over many things. The classic tale of tradition vs. modern views with a twist! (A completely stupid ending.) As usual, we bring you pure craziness.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 379 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/5/2015 - Complete
Sacks of Giraffes by Shutterfly Simmons reviews
Reporter Justy Shafir doesn't feel like doing her reports. She's convinced that her bubbly neighbor, Asa, is up to something. What happens when Justy thinks that that something is illegal?
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/1/2015 - Complete
Hormon's Quest by Shutterfly Simmons reviews
Hormon must team up with his local lemon Smith after an epidemic forces world leaders to do the unthinkable. Lemons become illegal. Hormon must try to prove that his beloved fruit is not causing allergic reactions on a global scale. Warning : crack! Story
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/27/2015 - Complete
The Fire of Obsession by Shutterfly Simmons
When Ashoton was a little kid, he saw his first candle. Years later, he's still struggling with his candle addiction. Can his neighbor help him? Warning: Crack! story
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 265 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/27/2015 - Complete
Takeover by Shutterfly Simmons reviews
One foolish hot-headed assassin's attempt at world domination.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 292 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/26/2015 - Complete
The Cracked Tales by Murposifly reviews
The Crack!ed Tales are a collection of short stories that seem to be missing most main elements in a story, such as: a plot, continuity, main characters, setting, etc. The following includes: an inaccurate attempt at history, stories of revenge, pointlessly impossible deaths, lazy titles, lazy writing, in general. Non-existent critics call it "Pointless," "Confusing," and "Stupid."
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,075 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/19/2015 - Complete
The Third Sign by Lumosify reviews
The edge of the carpet was pulled back. He bent down to look. Of course. He should have known.
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,012 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/18/2015 - Published: 11/25/2014
Stuff by Shutterfly Simmons reviews
What is stuff? What does it mean? Honestly, I don't know either, but if you think I do, then read this poem.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/15/2014 - Complete
The Truth About the Truth by Shutterfly Simmons reviews
I was really bored.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 35 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/5/2014 - Complete
Printers by Shutterfly Simmons reviews
This poem is a tribute to the annoyingness of printers.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 74 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/5/2014 - Complete
Broccoli for Honor by Shutterfly Simmons reviews
She placed it in her pocket, turned and ran. Panting, Niviarsiag Meier brought her hand to her pocket to make sure the piece of broccoli was still there. Niviarsiag, nicknamed Nivvy, had stolen the broccoli to protect her honor.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 336 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/24/2014 - Complete
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Livingstone Estate reviews
On the Livingstone estate, flies were sometimes the first indication that someone had died
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/27/2016 - Complete
Don't trust strangers that offer you candy reviews
If there was something that Brandie knew, it was to never trust strangers who offer you candy. She had realized this important rule of life when a mysterious man offered her chocolate, saying it was in the back of his van. She should have known he was lying.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/22/2015 - Complete
The Drawing Contest reviews
When Landie saw the flyer for the drawing contest, she squealed. It was a dream come true. It was one of the few things she was really good at.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 234 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/2/2015 - Complete
Plotless Mystery reviews
She was found dead in the meadow of the field. Nobody knew what truly happened to her. It was a real mystery.
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 277 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/30/2015 - Complete
The Fandom is like a Black Hole reviews
Four days. It took me four days to finish the series.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 176 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/21/2015 - Complete
What is this? reviews
No really, what is this? A small set of short stories I wrote. Enjoy!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/9/2015 - Complete
Astequiara reviews
The death of the Astequiara will forever haunt me. I had been sitting alone, by myself, when it had happened. I blame the author of the book. The book was reaching its climax, the fighters in the story were ready for combat and then it happened.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 287 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/5/2015 - Complete
Faster reviews
I was bored so I wrote three different stories within ten minutes. They're all short and weird. Enjoy!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 376 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/1/2015 - Complete
My Dog reviews
The dog was brown and spotted. When I saw it I squealed in happiness.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 153 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/26/2015 - Complete
An Easy Way Out reviews
Kiesha had a big project due the next day and now she needed to find an easy way to get a hundred. [Ten Minute Story]
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/22/2015 - Complete
What Sleep? reviews
"You look tired. How much sleep did you get?" My mom asked when I went downstairs for breakfast. "Sleep?" I scoffed. "What sleep?"
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/20/2015 - Complete
Terms and Conditions reviews
When she showed up on my doorstep, I assumed she was just another one of those terrible, time-consuming, advertisers.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/19/2015 - Complete
Race Against the Clock reviews
She races against the train, running as fast as she can to reach the door. The minute the handle is in reach, she grabs it and jumps onto the train. It's exhausting exercise but she made it. She hears a quiet cry of what she assumes is for help. She turns, ready to fight the bad guy but it's just a small kid.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 411 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2/12/2015 - Complete
The Missing Person reviews
The farmer's newly wed wife is missing and he has hired a detective to go and find her. Warning: Weird.
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 386 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/4/2015 - Complete
Ten More Minutes reviews
I can stay in bed for a few more minutes. It'll be fine.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/27/2015 - Complete
War, Debris and The Very Last Bee reviews
When the first attack came, nobody noticed. When the second attack came, one person screamed. And when the third attack came, two people screamed. It was an all-time high of fear from the attackers so they deemed it as an achievement. Warning: Crack fic
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 432 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/26/2015 - Complete
The Leaky Nail Polish Can reviews
Back to the police station frenzy. This time, a nail polish can is spilled in a lost and found bin. Instead of catching someone, the police station found what weird stuff a lost and found bin holds.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 277 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/26/2015 - Complete
Why you should never trust a dancing hat reviews
The hat appeared out of nowhere and brings an entire police station into a frenzy. Warning: Crack story, Major Character Death
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/26/2015 - Complete
My New Year's Resolution reviews
I can make new year's resolutions but this is what happens every time.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12/29/2014 - Complete
Santa is here reviews
Just a quick poem about the Christmas season.
Poetry: Family - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 65 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/21/2014 - Complete
First World Problems reviews
A short story about the hardships of life. It's humor, please don't take me seriously.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 365 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/15/2014 - Complete
The Stolen Jacket reviews
I had 10 minutes to write a story with the first sentence of: He opened the door to find her standing there, crying. This is what I managed. I hope you enjoy it. Summary: Alfred stole Zora's jacket 14 years ago and Zora wants it back now. I will continue it in a few minutes. Enjoy!
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/26/2014
She was running reviews
I went online and chose a prompt. I then proceeded to give myself 10 minutes to write a story with it. This is what the outcome is. Summary: Marylou wants a new phone.
Fiction: Action - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/24/2014 - Complete
Origami- A Haiku reviews
I decided to write a haiku about my experiences with origami.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 48 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/23/2014 - Complete
The Results of Procrastination reviews
I wrote a story in 6 minutes. This is the result's summary: Midas Tosi had procrastinated off all her homework. What will happen now?
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11/23/2014 - Complete
Fudge And Huri inc reviews
I gave myself 6 minutes to write a story. This is what happened. Enjoy! WARNING: MAJOR CHARACTER DEATH
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 188 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/22/2014 - Complete