PiNerd of the Hephaestus Cabin
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Joined 09-21-14, id: 996754, Profile Updated: 12-07-14
Author has written 5 stories for Fantasy, General, Spiritual, and Sci-Fi.

Hi! Call me Pi, PiNerd, PiNerd of the Hephaestus Cabin, or anything you want unless it's rude, dirty words. Welcome to my profile!

Please don't press that hide bio button and make me disappear! Please?

My fanfiction


Wielder's Academy Outfits

Link to Vesta's outfit in Chapter 1: http:///cgi/set?id=139755380

Link to Lauren's outfit in Chapter 3: http:///cgi/set?id=140135240

Link to Vesta's outfit in Chapter 14: http:///vestas_end-of-the-year_dance_outfit/set?id=141305455

Link to Lauren's outfit in Chapter 14: http:///laurens_end-of-the-year_dance_outfits/set?id=141309408

Link to Enya's outfit in Chapter 14: http:///enyas_end-of-the-year_dance_outfit/set?id=141351621

Link to Emily's outfit in Chapter 14: http:///cgi/set?id=141374870


Here's some stuff about me!

Favorite color: red

Favorite type of music: Classical (No, I'm serious. Really.)

Favorite radio station: KDFC ( FM 104.9) It's got almost no ads! (Except when they do fund drives).

Age: between 10 and 50!

Celebrities I dislike strongly (hate is too strong a word): Psy, One Direction, Miley Cyrus, and Justin Bieber

I'm a Protestant (for idiots out there who don't know what that means, it means Christian but not Catholic.)

I'm a nerd and proud of it!

I LOOOOOOOOOVE reading!

I'm paranoid.

Some of my favorite ummm, what do you call these besides fandoms? (Not in order):PJO/HOO, Riley Bloom, Harry Potter, Divergent, Spirit Animals, Alice in Wonderland/Through the Looking-Glass, Anne of Green Gables, Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, Attack On Titan, Savvy, and a LOT more that I'm too lazy to type.

Now for the first 50 digits of pi!

3.1415926535897932384626433832795028849716939937510


Here's some jokes:

Two guys were sitting in a park when a thunderstorms starts. One guy says," Thunderstorms coming! Run into the forest and hide under a tall tree for shelter!" The other guy says, "No, let's go hide on the roof next to the lightning rod!"(For those of you who didn't get that joke, shame on you, you should know your thunderstorm safety rules better!

There once lived three brothers. Their names were Shut Up, Shirt, and Poop. Blame their mom, she was a tad psycho. Now, Shut Up went to go visit their cousins on their mom's side. Their cousin's names were Trouble and Manners. As you can probably tell, slight mental disability ran in the family. But Shirt and Poop decided not to go because they wanted to go to an AOT/SNK convention. I don't blame them, AOT/SNK is awesome. Anyways, Shut Up drove, and he was speeding and shirtless. And since Shirt was sensible, he was buckled up in the backseat, so if there was an accident he wouldn't take the brunt of the force. Poop was also sort of mentally unstable, so he had his window open and his seatbelt off. So Poop leaned out the window because he saw a deer, and because Shut Up was speeding and Poop was leaning out pretty far, he fell out the window. A policeman started walking over, and Shut Up pulled over so Shirt could get out and look for their brother. The policeman came over and said,

"Young man, you were speeding. I'm going to have to give you a ticket. What is your name?"

Shut Up, of course, had to say,"Shut Up, sir."

The policeman replied,"Now, if you want this to end well, don't say that again. Now what is your name?"

"Shut Up, sir."

"Where's your shirt?"

"Shirt went to get poop."

After a ton of explaining and Shirt and Poop coming back, Shut UpID65 was fined and the policeman went away. So the three brothers drove on.

When they got to Trouble and Manners's house, Shut Up went in, and Trouble and Manners drove to their AOT/SNK convention. The next day, Trouble went missing. So Shut Up and Manners went to the police station to go get help. Shut Up went inside, and Manners stayed in the car. Shut Up went to a polican and said,

"Sir, I am looking for my cousin. I woke up this morning and he wasn't in the house and didn't come home after an hour."

The policeman said,"What is your name?"

Shut Up, of course, had to say,"Shut Up, sir."

The policeman replied,"Now, if you want this to end well, don't say that again. Now what is your name?"

"Shut Up, sir."

"Where are you manners?"

"In the car, sir."

"Who are you looking for?"

"Trouble."

After a lot of explaining and Manners coming in to help, the policeman went back to their house with them and conducted a search. They found Trouble in a kitchen cabinet that locked from the outside because Trouble was paranoid and had the locks installed a while ago. After Shut Up got home, he legally changed his name to Bob.


Here's some stuff I found on other people's profiles, don't judge if they're weird because I'm a weird person... :-)

Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity:

1. At lunch time, sit in a parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down...

yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3.Every time someone asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that.

4.Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso...

5. In the Memo field of all your checks, write "for smuggling jewels".

6.Finish all of your sentences with "In accordance with The Prophecy."

7.Order a Diet Water whenever you go out with a serious face.

8.Specify that your drive-through order is to-go.

9.When money come out of the automatic teller machine (the ATM for those idiots don't know anything about banks out there) scream, "I won! I won!"

10.When leaving the zoo, scream, "Run for your lives, they're loose!"

11.Tell your children over dinner,"Due to the economy, we're going to have to let one of you go."

a trick knife on your next trip somewhere. See if the security guys pick it up... ( I actually did this when my family went to Las Vegas. The officers sarched our bag, by the way.)

13.And a final way to keep a healthy level of insanity... put this in your Profile!


For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I CUT MY WRISTS, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a snob.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A's, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be making love to them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with homosexuals, so I must be homosexual too.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG ASS.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I’m a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly... or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED, so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM,so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON, so I MUST have seven wives.
I'm WHITE and have black friends, so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH, so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Fitch.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support homosexual rights, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I HANG OUT with teenage DRINKERS AND SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be a controlling harridan.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over-controlling and a mean person.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read manga, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE... so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER! I'm BRITISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I'm CHINESE, so I MUST eat dog.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I
have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber- sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against abortion.

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENAISSANCES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a GIRLFRIEND so I MUST be gay.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes, so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life much, so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE so I MUST be an arsonist.
I'm a CUTTER so I MUST want to commit SUICIDE.
I have been to THERAPY so I MUST be crazy.
I have been ABUSED, so I MUST be an abuser.
I watch SOUTH PARK, so I MUST cuss and not care about it.
I watch FAMILY GUY, so I MUST make senseless jokes all of the time.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.


In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping." (Yeah, I'm totally capable of turning on a hair dryer while unconscious.)

On a bag of Fritos: "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside." (the shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (And I would do this because... it saves time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and... I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what? Outer space?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash. Are there peas inside too?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

On a hair straightener: "Do not use in water." (Yes, because I always straighten my hair when I'm taking a bath.)

On a knife sharpener: Caution: knives are sharp.

On a box of aspirin: Do not take if allergic to aspirin.

On a bottle of laundry detergent: Remove clothing before distributing in washing machine.

On a muffin packet: Remove wrapper, open mouth, insert muffin, eat.

On a mattress: Do not attempt to swallow.

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity. Copy and paste this into your profile! XD


Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.

Boys are like Slinky's . . . useless, but fun to watch fall down stairs.

You don't like me, well it's mind over matter. I don't mind and you don't matter.

I'm not afraid of death. What's it going to do, kill me?

When in doubt, make up words!

There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is full.

If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con', then what's the opposite of 'progress'? Congress? Thought so.

To steal ideas from one person is plagerisim. To steal from many is research.

I didn't say it was your fault, I said i was blaming you.

Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise. WISDOM!

What happens if you get scared half to death... twice?

I had amnesia once--or twice. You know what? I don't really even remember.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there!

I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.

I used up all my sick days...so I called in dead.

There's a light at the end of every tunnel...lets just hope it's not a train.

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

Flying is not inherently dangerous- crashing is.

Forecast for tonight: darkness.

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drank my water!

"Be yourself, because everyone else is taken"

Slinky plus escalator = endless fun

I don't have a short attention span, I just - ooh, a kitty!


A black man walked into a room. A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed in this room," The black man said,"Now listen here sir, when I was born I was BLACK, when I grew up, I was BLACK, when I am sick, I am BLACK, when I go in the sun I'm BLACK, when I'm cold, I'm BLACK, and when I die I'll be BLACK. But you, sir, when you were born you were PINK,when you are sick you are GREEN, when you go in the sun you are RED, when you are cold you are BLUE, and when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored!"

If you hate racism, put this on your profile!


95% of girls would cry if Justin Bieber were kidnapped, put this on your profile if you're part of the 5% that is torturing your new prisoner!!

Put this on your profle if you're surprised that Aphrodite has not cursed the people who write the stories that do something horriblle to Percabeth!

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, put this on your profile.

95% of teens would cry if they saw Miley Cyrus at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this EVERYWHERE if you are in the 5 percent that would shout, "Jump already!"

92% of the teenage population would be dead if One Direction decided breathing wasn't cool. Put this on your profile if you would be one of the 8% laughing hysterically in the background!!!

If you have ever been called a bookworm and are proud of it, put this on your profile.

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, put this on your profile!

93 percent of Americans would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", put this on your profile.

95% of girls would sit and cry if Justin Beiber jumped off of the Empire State Building. Copy and Paste this if you are part of the 5% that would sit there with popcorn and a soda and yell, "Do a flip!

97% of teens would cry if they saw Robert Patterson (Edward Cullen from Twilight) standing on top of a skyscraper, about to jump. Put this on your profile if you're one of the 3% who would sit there eating popcorn screaming, "DO A FLIP YOU SPARKLY RETARD!!

98 percent of teenagers has or does smoke pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, and never will, copy and paste this on your profile.

96% of young girls would cry if they saw Edward Cullen in flames, 2% would be holding marshmallows on a stick. Copy this if you be the 2% wondering how the heck he got out of the book.


You See a Book

You see a book, I see a treasure

You see boredom, I see pleasure

You think useless, I think priceless

You say,"A waste of time," though I say,"timeless"

Where you see paper, I see a world

Where magic and miracles and mysteries unfurl

You see a cover with a meaningless name

While I see a fantasy waiting to be tamed

You see a book, I see a jewel

You just scoff and say I'm a fool

You see stupid, I see amazing

You push me around but it doesn't faze me

You see the movie, I read the book

You say that's lame, but you've misunderstood

You see a book. I see more.

You just sneer and call it a chore.

I hold my book out in front of me

And demand you tell me what you see

And if you still see a simple book,

I bid you take a closer look.

If you see what I see, copy and paste this into your profile


Ways to Annoy people at the cinema:

Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"

Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.

Clap when the good guy gets killed.

During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"

Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"

Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.

Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding.

Yell out what is going to happen.

Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.

When people attempt to sit next to you, say that they cannot sit next to you because you invisible friend already is.

Dress for every movie as if it were the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

Use empty chairs next to you as catapults with candy. Aim at specific people behind you and see if you can hit anyone in the back row.

Wear 3D glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effects are.

Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film do shadow puppets on the ceiling.

Bring a remote control. Complain that you can't change the channel.

Sit front row, the minute the movie starts run out screaming.

Every time a character's name is mentioned do the Richmeister. (for a guy named Nick say, the Nickmeister, the Nickenator, the Nickarino...)

Bring a beach ball. Toss it around.

Try to start a wave.

Become a bookie. Take bets on who will die first.

Sit in the back and throw eggs at the projection window.

Every time someone curses cover your ears and scream, "No profanity!"

Sing with the theme music.

Bring and use your own air freshener.

At the ticket booth, request tickets for really old movies, such as, "I'll have two tickets for the Goonies."

Throw spit wads on the screen. Try throwing them on the upper part of the screen so they can't get scraped off.

Pass around a collection plate and see if anyone contributes.

Point a laser pointer at the screen. Give the audience a laser light show.

Bring a book and a bright light. Start reading the book with the light on. When someone asks you to turn out the light, yell, "Shh, I'm trying to read!"

Use binoculars. Stare at the audience rather than the movie.

Bring a Nintendo laser gun. Shoot at the screen.

Clap loudly every time a person walks into the theater late.

When someone kicks the back of your chair, scream, "Ahhh, whiplash!"

Ask what the theater's return policy on popcorn is.

Ask the person at the ticket window, "Do you work here?"

Start a standing ovation at the end of the movie.

Quote all dialogue 4 seconds after it is said on the screen.

Get up frequently and leave the room while singing "Let's all go to the lobby to get ourselves a treat"

Every time there is a gun shot scream, "Hit the floor!", jump on the floor, and cover your head.

Wear one of those "cat in the hat" top hats.

Play musical chairs, getting up frequently and moving right next to someone sitting by themself.

Bring your own beanbag chair and sit in the aisle.

Before the movie begins, tape fart cusions to various chairs in the theater room.

Bring a portable air popper, pop your own popcorn.

Bring a watergun and shoot it at anyone who begins talking then say very loudly, "SHH!"

Before the commercials start and people are just coming in shout so that people outside can hear, "I'M SO VERY SORRY! YOU'RE TOO LATE!"

Tie a cardboard box around your waist and walk up and down the aisles shouting "Get your popcorn, peanuts!"

Cough really loudly right at the most important part of the movie, so nobody can hear it, like when the killer's name is going to be said.

Laugh hysterically during the sad parts in the movie, cry during the funny ones.

Bring a pager or cellphone and set them off every 5 minutes, you can also set off a watch alarm if you have a loud one.

Say "Shhhhh" every 5 minutes.

Pass by a room that's showing a movie you've already seen, put your head into the room, and scream the end.


33 Things to do in an Elevator:
1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, and then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5. Meow occasionally.

6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - And back away slowly.

7. Say "DING!" at each floor.

8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.

9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I have new socks on.

12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15. As you are coming to the end of the ride, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.

16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, and then scream: "That's mine!"

19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

21. Swat at flies that don't exist.

22. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.

23. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"

24. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

25. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.

26. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.

27. Ask people which floor they want, then say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style, "Is that your final answer?"

28. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say, "You should be ashamed of yourself!" and leave the lift totting.

29. Ask, "Did you feel that?"

30. Tell people that you can see their aura.

31. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

32. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

33. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare at someone and in a deep voice, announce, "It is time..."


Random quotes from people I know:

PJO fans' logic: Oh? You wanna argue about BFs/GFs? Nah, I would much rather argue about how to kill a hydra!

-ID65

"Most people think that I'm a weird, crazy, annoying nerd. My friends think that I'm an awesomely weird, crazy, annoying nerd."

-PiNerd of the Hephaestus Cabin

"Violence is always an option. It's just not always the best option."

-PiNerd of the Hephaestus Cabin (Me again! Man, this is kind of pitiful, isn't it?)


98 percent of teenagers has or does smoke pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, and never will, copy and paste this on your profile.

95% of girls would sit and cry if Justin Beiber jumped off of the Empire State Building. Copy and paste this if you are part of the 5% that would sit there with popcorn and a soda and yell,"Do a flip!"

97% of teens would cry if they saw Robert Patterson (Edward Cullen from Twilight) standing on top of a skyscraper, about to jump. Put this on your profile if you're one of the 3% who would sit there eating popcorn screaming, "DO A FLIP YOU SPARKLY RETARD!!


I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that, paste this to your profile


98% of teenagers drink or have been around alcohol, put this on your profile if you like MUFFINS!

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, copy this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.


For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.


Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

If your profile is long, copy this onto it to make it even longer.

If you have ever copied and pasted something copy and paste this onto your profile.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...

It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the heck would I keep looking after I found it?

95% of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the 5% who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

If you are ready to stand up for what you believe in and not what other people tell you to believe, copy and paste this into your profile


Sarcasm is a body's natural defense against stupid people.

They say "guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you just stood there and yelled "Bang!", I don't think you'd kill too many people.

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh harder.

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made the horn louder.


ONE DAY A DAD COMES HOME DRUNK AND MAD. HE PULLS OUT A GUN AND SHOOTS HIS WIFE AND THEN TURNS THE GUN ON HIMSELF. HIS LITTLE GIRL SITS BEHIND THE COUCH CRYING. THE POLICE CAME AND TOOK THE LITTLE GIRL TO A NEW FAMILY. HER FIRST DAY TO SUNDAY SCHOOL SHE WALKS INTO THE BUILDING AND SEES A PICTURE OF JESUS ON THE CROSS.

THE LITTLE GIRL ASKS THE TEACHER: How did that man get off the cross?

THE TEACHER REPLIED: He never did.

THE LITTLE GIRL ARGUED: Yes he did. When mommy and daddy fought, he sat next to me behind the couch and told me everything was gonna be all right...

66% of you won't repost this. BUT REMEMBER THE BIBLE SAID, ''DENY ME IN FRONT OF YOUR FRIENDS AND I WILL DENY YOU IN FRONT OF MY FATHER" Actually it didn't say that exactly, but something like that!


Don't try to fit in. It just makes the really cliché and unoriginal people more likely to beat you up. Instead, act weird, eccentric, and crazy. Thsn, when you prosper later in life, you can look back and be glad you weren't one of those idiots who decided to be like everyone else and went on that one trip with the bomb under the floor of the rooms the unoriginals were staying at.


OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.


Dear millionaires and billionaires, If you don't have a bookshelf that spins into another room, give me your money because you're spending it wrong.

Friends ask why you're crying. Best friends already have the shovel ready to bury whoever made you cry.

Falls over and everybody stares* "I didn't fall, I just was testing gravity... It still works."

Never annoy a writer. He/She may put you in a book and kill you. BE WARNED!

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.


Girls who are NOT in love with Edward Cullen/ Robert Pattison are fast becoming an endangered species. If you are part of this endangered species, copy and paste this in your profile.

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