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Joined 09-23-14, id: 996944, Profile Updated: 03-10-18
Author has written 12 stories for Humor, Manga, Fantasy, Life, Biography, Sci-Fi, and Essay.

Yo, Ckh here. Deleted my old profile cause reasons and the profile picture only exists cause Tower of Heaven is just really good. You should go google it up sometime, preferably along with pause ahead too.

Apart from thoughts of the worthless and a few chapters of copyrights, I'm not looking for reviews right now. That said, if I reviewed you, I'll like for you to pass on the favour. If you already reviewed that and want to return the favour, review TSB's Solar Sapphires. Really good stuff. If you are done with that, you can review a story in the just in section. Writers have to help out one another after all, especially on fictionpress kappa. I should probably have a reviews returned here on my page as well, I guess.

Feel free to PM me if my reviews are unclear. I'll...respond. I'm not the best reviewer out there - I might not even be a good reviewer - but I try to review any story I read. Most of the time anyways.

Check out Mizori kun's Obnoxiously Long Light Novel Title. Its one of the most entertaining stories I read in a while.

I promise to read and review a story in the "Just In" section for every review I get.

I strongly invite you to join my quest.

(The Reviewing Crusade)

I'm dead. RIP me.

If you want to see me suffer, type "I like shrek" in any one of your reviews. I'll get started on my gei fidget spinner story if you do.

Excerpt from the reviewing crusade: (By MysteriousFire)

So what exactly is this crusade I'm talking about?

Here is the thing: FictionPress is out of balance. The majority of people on here want to post their stories, find readers, get reviews. But, as I've experienced, it can be very discouraging to post a new story with great excitement and then wait a day or two for the first review to show up.

The problem however is in the getting. You want to GET reviews. Then why not GIVE them to others? For some people this might seem counterintuitive. But I noticed that when you review stories, the authors will want to send you a thank you pm or return the favour and thus end up on your profile and possibly read one of your stories.

If you are uninterested by now and thinking about leaving, let me just tell you this:

Give first. Then you will get.

Remember this in almost every aspect of your life, because it's nearly always true. Now you are free to leave.

If you are still here however, let me tell you how this crusade works.

Whenever you (a) post a new story or chapter, (b) receive a review or (c) if you want in both cases, you review a story in the "Just In" section. Short, long, no reviews, some reviews already, it doesn't matter. Just pass on the love you got or expect. That's it.

You can get started now! However, I would like to very nicely ask you to spread this message. Spread the love. Get people to join this crusade. The more people join, the happier this place will be.

If you want, copy this line to your profile: "I promise to read and review a story in the "Just In" section for every review I get.". Only if you want. Links to this forum are also much appreciated. :)

Second, there is no real mechanism to join forums. Thus, to boost this forum in the forum list, reply to the topic "I'm in", to claim that you're in.

Enough advertising. Go on, go reviewing some stories! :D

This is for Mizori, if you are here for some odd reason. (why did you scroll down?) I'm in your Discord server, not that you would bother reading this message. This message will disappear someday I have no idea what I am doing.

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Mother of Learning by nobody103 reviews
Zorian, a mage in training, only wanted to finish his education in peace. Now he struggles to find answers as he finds himself repeatedly reliving the same month. 'Groundhog Day' style setup in a fantasy world.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 82 - Words: 621,585 - Reviews: 4094 - Favs: 3,352 - Follows: 4,299 - Updated: 3/11 - Published: 10/17/2011
Obnoxiously Long Light Novel Title by screw reviews
After dying for an obscure reason, Joe possesses a Japanese adolescent by the name of Shou. At first, he has no control over Shou beyond being able to experience everything through his five senses. However, things change once Shou falls asleep...
Fiction: Manga - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,207 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 11/8/2017
How to Be The Best (Internet) Writer In the World by Marina x Machina reviews
Be sure to vote in the poll for what topic you want to hear. Horrible, horrible tips from an unqualified expert on how to dominate the online writing world. Can you write slash and be homophobic? Always wanted to be the one to write that cheap story with a million hits? Well ha, the all-knowing author shall teach you the true path to getting reviews by the bucketful!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 48,160 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/20 - Published: 1/11/2016
Insanity of a writer by Faodail reviews
Insanity is subjective
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 201 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/4 - Complete
Blue by Christopher Thomas reviews
Sequel to "Red" and "Green," this tells the tale of a brother color.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/29/2017 - Complete
Forget Me by InsomniacOwl reviews
Forget me for I have left so many words unspoken, sounds trapped within a dream.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 126 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/10/2017 - Complete
Catch me by TheOneAndOnlyWriter reviews
I have wings, but I'll never fly. I have friends, but I'll watch them die. I have wishes and hopes and dreams of the stars I've never seen.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Tragedy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 40,452 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/6/2017 - Published: 6/16/2016
スタゲイザーの召喚者 Stargazer Summoner by Tomoyuki Tanaka reviews
A boring, longwinded story that stars a guy who uses Constellaton magic. That is, he summons Constellation spirits and stuff. And for some reason uses ice magic too. Because it' know, cool. Like, literally.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 100 - Words: 605,306 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/18/2017 - Published: 3/24/2017 - Complete
Solar Sapphires by Time And Space In The Balance reviews
At this time of year, the clouds swell.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/9/2016
The Grave by Orizielle reviews
A poem about Death: To lie low in the grave, soft and safe...
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/23/2016 - Complete
Words by Phoenix O'Hara reviews
No one sane likes words. Because when you try to sound happy you sound sarcastic, and when you try to sound sympathetic you sound happy, and when someone looks up at you with confusion or hurt in their face you can't even find the words to apologize. And it shouldn't bother you except in this world if you have no voice, you have nothing. Book 8 of the Peculiar Happenings Series.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,015 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/7/2016 - Complete
The Man Who Spoke To God by Infected Beliefs reviews
A man will stop at nothing to find the God his mother told him of. Entry in RG's February 2016 Writing Challenge Contest.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,997 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/10/2016 - Complete
Sunflower Girl by Whirlymerle reviews
Her mother had advised her to catch a cab and not to worry about the cost, because Lanie's a Wall Street Professional now and should look and act the part. Then her mother told her to stay safe and avoid getting into cars whose drivers look like they could be kidnappers, murderers, rapists, or racists, who presumably also look and act the part. She takes the bus. Reviews returned.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Family/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/31/2016 - Published: 12/26/2015 - Complete
Into The Endless Night by LincolnCrowe reviews
How far would you go to find love? In a world where myth and reality are one, Nick sets off on a journey to find the girl from his dreams. Accompanied by his best friend (a living nightmare), two travelers from the east, and a mysteries boy seeking his own adventure, Nick will cross a fantastical land draped in a veil of eternal darkness in this fantastical comedy.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,380 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/3/2015 - Published: 11/4/2015
The 'FUN' in Funeral by zanybellecloudo reviews
When Lara meets Grim she decides her FUNeral is going to be unconventional... bringing a sense of joy to the proceedings. The afterlife will never be the same again! A humble tale told with heart, humour and hope. Yet somehow infinite in spirit. For all. [A Complete Short Story].
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,818 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/22/2015 - Published: 9/18/2015 - Complete
Break Those Bones Whose Sinews Gave it Motion by Timbo Slice reviews
Revenge is like a rolling stone, which, when a man has forced up a hill, will return upon him with a greater violence, and break those bones whose sinews gave it motion. This is the story of one man's vengeance as he blazes his trail of rage through the Hong Kong night.
Fiction: Action - Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,821 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/21/2015 - Complete
The Hawk by J.A. Cadelina reviews
The Hawk. 'Nuff said.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 219 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/28/2015 - Published: 12/20/2014 - Complete
Over The Frozen Hills by Time And Space In The Balance reviews
That burning wasteland is always happening now for me – because it's inside my own head. My own mind, laid bare for me to see, events replaying themselves constantly. The present before the past, the past before the present, everything happening at the same time. I remember the moment in the claw in the heart of the wasteland, where the air slices to the touch. Where I see it all.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,646 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/15/2015 - Published: 1/12/2015
Ghost Gunslinger by Katsurou Shimizu reviews
Kenichi couldn't seem to catch a break. The soup lady refused him a free-pass to nirvana, his best and only friend was a poltergeist who loved rubber ducks, and worst of all, he possessed no memories of his living past. So, what's the deal about him becoming the ghost gunslinger, with an amateur girl exorcist as company? (Final Arc: Judge)
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 76,904 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 3/29/2015 - Published: 1/11/2013
Above the Wired Surface by I don't write anymore reviews
Juko's life is a routine. He wakes up every day, hears the voice of God and goes back to sleep again. Nothing changes. Though during the daily roundup, he's dragged away by a Stetson-wearing man only to be given a priceless offer: seeing what life's like above the wired surface. Juko himself knows nothing. But is God really the man everyone thinks he is?
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - Bulgarian - Mystery/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,688 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/12/2014 - Published: 7/4/2014
The Adventures of Wyntep, Pardon, and the Fourth Wall by alltheeagles reviews
This series in three words: surreal, funny, wacky. This is a chain story written by me and Luckycool9. Well it was supposed to be a chain story, but nobody else joined in but us. We thought the story was too good not to share with more people, so here it is. For the full effect, and to get the inside jokes, you should visit the 'Chain Story' thread of the Review Game forum.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,422 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/12/2014 - Published: 11/14/2013 - Complete
Collapse by IronicPuppies reviews
Out of our infinitely numerous possible futures only one will become part of our history.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/7/2013 - Complete
Unfinished AKA (And Kick-Ass) RPG by Katsurou Shimizu reviews
What happens when you cross a gambling genie and a procrastinating programmer? A journey through the latter's uncompleted game itself! Featuring a bumbling hero, his magical girl sidekick, a dark lord intent on juggling his soldiers, and his violently abusive maid. Gender Bender Alert.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,198 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/17/2013 - Published: 10/5/2012 - Complete
Dylan R and the terror of living by Mikey Porter reviews
I just wanted to make you a perfect world so you would be happy.
Fiction: Biography - Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,871 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Complete
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Day reviews
The summary box is an illusion. The title is a lie. Wake up. You're in an everlasting dream. Don't let the bait fool you. Some chapters are rearranged.
Fiction: Biography - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 4,437 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/5 - Published: 8/6/2017
Don't shitpost, they say.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Published: 12/12/2017 - Complete
Review Log something something reviews
I review things. First stop, a look at the Evil Kami God.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,481 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/14/2017
Copyrights cost 45 reviews
A compilation of stories written by friends of mine. Stories include: A sci fi adventure about a talented girl and guy duo, a story about a guy and his lack of, and a short animu story about a guy climbing a tower. Reviews returned? If you are scrolling through my profile, then you should probably review this. Review in any order.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,447 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/30/2017 - Complete
Thoughts of the worthless reviews
Sometimes, I wonder why I even try. R&R.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/16/2017 - Complete
Technicalties reviews
In a reasonably late fashion, we state the advantage of blood. Or me trying to shoehorn a poem 101. I doubt there is any meaning here but you are welcome to interpret it as you wish.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 407 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/22/2016
With the credentials we have reviews
The credentials we have are mighty and strong...but don't they all fall, and land on the ground?
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 123 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7/1/2016
This is a Typical Story reviews
Like many of the works on FP, this is probably going to be rewritten again. In FP language, "rewritten again" translates to indefinite hiatus. Just so you know.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,538 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/10/2016 - Published: 10/23/2015
Day XXX reviews
"The fallen rise like skeletons, and I know for a fact that they are undead"
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/17/2016
Darren: The Unoffical Fanfic reviews
Darren, your typical below average excuse for a human being, finds himself in a light-novel setting, and whats this? Catgirls, Evil bosses and cruel authors? Oh boy... [This story is intended for a whatsapp audience, so it contains lots of inside jokes, chinese homework, and self insults. And multiple authors as well. Read for your sick amusement.)
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,000 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4/17/2016
The calm during the storm reviews
"As long the reason is survival, anything is justifiable." Nihil, a desolate landscape, home to creatures of legend. Tasked to hunt down a creature of darkness, the mysterious hunter Lucas ventures into this unforgiving terrain, not knowing the full extent of what is about to come... Oneshot for creative writing assignment. [Full unedited glory]
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,844 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 1/31/2016 - Published: 10/27/2015
Joseph's weird adventure (This is a typical story old version) reviews
The original and youtube parody version of This is a Typical Story. Writing and such is akin to said online videos. I can only hope for your sanity if you dare choose...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,036 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/23/2015 - Published: 9/24/2014