The Bullet Charming Gentleman
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Joined 09-29-14, id: 997631, Profile Updated: 07-29-17
Author has written 1 story for Supernatural.

Hello and a very good morrow or eve to you sir or madam! My name is the Bullet Charming Gentleman or Jack or Jack The Bullet Charming Gentleman or The Bullet Charming Gentlemanly Awesomeness that is Jack! In any case hello to you dear reader, as you may have noticed by the fact that you are viewing a FictionPress profile I am a writer. In addition to being a maker of words I am also a seeker/finder and in some cases provider of small tidbits of fucked up yet insightful knowledge as well as good literature in general, if you find that you also seek/produce these forms of thought I ask that you make yourself known to me presently so that we may partake in the doing of obscenely illegal acts and substances together.

Quotage that I happen to enjoy:

"Power tends to corrupt, and absolute power corrupts absolutely."

"Great men are almost always bad men."
―John Dalberg-Acton

"Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them."
―William Shakespeare

“How terrible is wisdom, when it brings no profit to the man that is wise.”

"I find reading/writing to be fun in much the same way one would find watching paint dry to be fun after huffing gasoline for three hours, this is to say that I find it to be extremely entertaining."

"She was smart, beautiful and about as reliable as a motel surgeon in Tijuana."

―There I go again

"Two can keep a secret if one is slowly decomposing in the crawl space under the house."
―and another one for the record books.

"Remember, the less you know, the less they can torture out of you by hooking a car battery up to your nuts."
―don't stop me now.

"We live in a world that gave Sharknado two sequels, there is no hope."

―Once more with feeling

"Yeah, I feature my own quotes on my profile, no I'm not ashamed."
―Just one last time

“We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us.”
― Charles Bukowski

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The Gift Bringer by Jave Harron reviews
Santa Claus was not always Saint Nick.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/29/2014 - Complete
Writing Speculative Fiction: A Nerd's Guide by Jave Harron reviews
Tired of looking for scifi and seeing nothing new? He's my attempt to help speculative fiction writers, as well as even give the pros a few new ideas. Going strong for years! Now, we cover sword and sorcery, and how to drive your enemies before you while you hear the lamentations of their women.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 103,506 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/17/2013 - Published: 3/10/2004
Kids These Days by Jave Harron reviews
Three online friends in different parts of the world run a scam that inadvertently becomes the world's largest cybercrime cartel. Dealing with their success pits them against each other. What happens when computer games, connectomes, and crime collide?
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Crime - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,150 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 10/16/2012 - Published: 10/9/2012
Twelve Stars by SJR reviews
- COMPLETE - When you kill a man, make sure you give him the respect of your gaze. Hold his eyes until he dies. And then, when the battle is done, remember only that every victory has its price.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 86 - Words: 143,373 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Complete
Dear Sirs by Stewart MacDonald reviews
A letter to the CIA from a man who they attempted to mentally destroy like Mark David Chapman, but they fail miserably, and instead of being mad at the violation, as a concerned citizen he's upset that they're so inefficient. Short but sweet.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Complete
The Life and Death of James Moore by Sam Gale reviews
A ex-robber sets out to take revenge on the corrupt rancher who had him shot and ruined his life.
Fiction: Western - Rated: T - English - Western/Supernatural - Chapters: 22 - Words: 46,244 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 1/17/2011
The Magic Mirror by Telephonic reviews
The glass lit up. His reflection melted away. There was a rush of magic that shimmered across his skin. "Show me my salvation," He requested upon it, but on seeing the answer he could only say, "I'm doomed."
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 77,505 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Complete
Gearheart by Susan Ex Libris reviews
Octavia Gearheart is the Innkeeper's daughter. In a world where monsters roam the plains attacking the unwary, she dreams of adventure and wytchers, people with supernatural abilities. A strange guest arrives and suddenly everything is turned upside down.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,536 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/6/2011
The Unveiling of the World by Malvare reviews
A small goblin tribe is menaced by an army of hobgoblins. Desperate, the son of the chieftain goes to the local human city to ask for aid, accidentally setting in motion a series of events that will change the world forever.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,301 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 2/13/2011 - Published: 1/10/2011
Zeitgeist by Jave Harron reviews
Three dysfunctional brothers and their friends are forced together to wage a covert war against the human and supernatural evils that infest their hometown. As their battle becomes personal, they realize they only truly have each other.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 28 - Words: 108,098 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 2/7/2010
Agent Foxtrot by Jave Harron reviews
A profanity spewing government agent shafted with all the worst jobs searches for supernatural threats in the gutters of America and beyond.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,372 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 5/13/2010 - Published: 5/3/2010
Quentin Quark And The Cult of the Singularity by Doctor Vile reviews
The transhuman technoanarchist pulp hero Quentin Quark trips through the subatomic and back again. If you like comics, drugs, sex, science, sticking it to the man, mysticism, or Moorcock, you'll love this.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,448 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/9/2010 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Complete
Three Witches Grimm by zombie chickens reviews
Did the tale of sleeping beauty ever inspire you to write a dark-ly humorous horror complete with three evil witches, hordes of bloodthirsty sleepwalkers and a monster that wakes from true love's first kiss to unleash unspeakable evil upon the world? con
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 18 - Words: 43,015 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/30/2010 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Complete
Doctor Neutrino's Bare Knuckle Science Adventures by Jave Harron reviews
Former soldier and super scientist Nate Neutrino is on the run from the horrors of the 1950s: McCarthyists, communists, aliens, radioactive mutants, mad scientists, and worse. Now, Dr. Neutrino must defend a hidden South Pole research base.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,718 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 6/17/2009
Clark Reeper Tales by Michael Panush reviews
Clark Reeper is a bounty hunter specializing in the occult, the odd, and the just plain weird. A series of standalone stories, one per chapter, in roughly chronological order, with the fourth one being the shortest. Now a published book, get it online!
Fiction: Western - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 60 - Words: 597,211 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/17/2009 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Complete
Joy is My Name by Kaiyuga reviews
Eddy Baxter is a Paranormal Detective in charge of maintaining planes, from covering up crop circles to renewing Haunting Permits for ghosts. It's mundane work until a murder case pulls him into something deeper, risking his very existence for the truth.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Crime - Chapters: 20 - Words: 30,072 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/7/2009 - Published: 10/10/2008
The Most Cracked Out Story in the History of Ever by WhenceComethThisBoredom reviews
The title pretty much summarizes it. Rated T for all kinds of bad language. More than a little wordy, since it was written for NaNoWriMo. Basically all just stupid humor. IDK, I personally can't read it and not laugh, so... try if you dare?
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Crime - Chapters: 42 - Words: 43,372 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/8/2008 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Complete
Thoughts of a Demon Writer by KaizenYokoshima reviews
Dude, you don't know what messed up means until you've read some of this stuff.
Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 8,023 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/3/2008 - Published: 1/21/2007
How To Write A Fight Scene by WyrdWolf reviews
A guide I made on writing the perfect (or, at least, better) fight scene. Find out the little things that make big differences!
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,966 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/2/2006 - Published: 4/11/2006
Obsessive Deception by Midwinter Twilight
Puerto Rico, after the Spanish-American War. Enrique Morales' past regrets are catching up to him as trouble grabs him away from reality. SHORT STORY. HORROR ONE SHOT.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,822 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/8/2006
Quasi Essays of the Mad and Unhealthy by Dirty Wallpaper reviews
Me being stupid.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,159 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/2/2004 - Published: 4/10/2004
How to Successfully Complete a Successful Story! by glitterjewele reviews
Can’t manage to finish the stories you start? Contracted writer’s block? Need a little help with summaries? Stop dodging flying vegetables. This is for you.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,843 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 1,027 - Follows: 66 - Published: 9/29/2004
God, You So Crazy! by SeeYaPancho reviews
*Chapters 7'n 8 up! -- Story Complete!* If you find these stories funny, then you're probably going to hell... Enjoy! (R/R please)
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,093 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 11 - Updated: 2/8/2003 - Published: 1/13/2003
Broken Darkness
A monster slayer, a werewolf and a vampire walk into a bar...
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Published: 10/17/2014