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Joined 04-26-01, id: 63323, Profile Updated: 07-31-14

Hey folks! Sorry that I vanished for six plus years and never made good on my promises to re-post. That was, at best, a real dick move. I've gone ahead and deleted everything, but I might come back to read from time to time, so if you want to contact me for any reason, go right ahead. I'll keep alerts on. Also, I'm back on fanfiction.net for the 2014 summer hiatus.

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The Contract by Bleeding Air reviews
REMOVED Katlyn, teased and made fun of all her life, meets a strange boy in a cafe. He offers her five wishes in return for herself, but as her wishes progress, they aren't what she expected. Now the boy owns her and worse yet; how will she get out of it?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 29 - Words: 9,225 - Reviews: 1792 - Favs: 1,265 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 11/18/2010 - Published: 5/15/2004 - Complete
Chasing Princes by Kayla Christine reviews
Meet Talia, a clumsy, witty girl who hates most guys, including the one she can't get rid of.He laughs at her and teases her, and now she's stuck on quest with him, searching for a prince who clearly doesn't want to be found. Ah the life of a commoner...
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 73,023 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 3/26/2008 - Published: 4/16/2006
Royal Trepidations by AngelofArtemis reviews
It was a time of mages and danger, of princes and demons, of love and betrayal. A time when an ancient evil resurrected itself and two childhood enemies must come together to save Gaeron from a force that once almost destroyed it. Is there love in hate?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 69,156 - Reviews: 1433 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 3/15/2008 - Published: 11/6/2003
OMG! Becoming Totally Popular on Fictionpress by fading innocence reviews
You're sick of writing for five minutes and not getting any good, aren't you? And not getting good reviews either, right? Well, that can all be solved using my guide to Fictionpress GOD status! Now revised.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/27/2007 - Published: 10/25/2006 - Complete
Island Olivier by elisefey reviews
What: Stranded. When: One screwed up summer vacation. Where: A deserted Island. How: Long story. Who: Me. And that guy who doesn’t really count because at this rate I’m gonna kill the jerk before we ever get rescued...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,956 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 4/6/2007 - Published: 8/21/2006 - Complete
Six Word Stories by EldestMushroom reviews
Based on a challenge given to Ernest Hemingway: tell a story in just six words. Ten or so of my own attempts
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 127 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/4/2007 - Complete
PostModernism and You! by T.J. Emmet reviews
Or: Just Because No One Understands You Doesn't Make You an Artist. A rant against all those stylised movement pieces and metaphorical women who are birds who are trapped in metaphorical cages which poses the question: If you don't get it, and your audien
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/11/2006 - Complete
The Contract II by Bleeding Air reviews
STORY REMOVED. Katlyn's finally free. . . but freedom comes with a price, and along with that, how long will it last? sequel to The Contract
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 25 - Words: 6,967 - Reviews: 2328 - Favs: 802 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 6/2/2006 - Published: 8/24/2005 - Complete
Mortifera by A. December reviews
A girl recalls her time with the cannibal family, surnamed, Mortifera.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,301 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/2/2005
To Become a Suitable Heroine by pixy-dizzy reviews
Win the Heroine Contest and you can win the Prince's hand in marriage. Unfortunately for all those wannabe-heroines, the prince has other plans. So does our particular heroine. NOW COMPLETE
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 96,469 - Reviews: 1438 - Favs: 1,041 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 8/11/2005 - Published: 12/6/2003 - Complete
Cry, Cry Sweet Lullabies by The Sleepy Poet reviews
A poem as the Pope lays upon his deathbed. Yes, I'm Catholic.
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 120 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/1/2005
Exquisite Lies by it's only castles burning reviews
"You watch him with other girls, listen to him rave about each new one in turn, and feed his mom lies about why he isn't home nights, all the while wishing he were yours." (One-shot)
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 774 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/11/2005
Confessions of a Harry Potter Addict by Alyx Bradford reviews
Section 8 - Tantric Allure My own personal experiences with the series. Thoughts, ramblings, theories, and other tidbits I found amusing or interesting.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,976 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/2/2004 - Published: 6/26/2003
Seduction of the Soul by broken shard of twilight reviews
She was a young girl, innocent and trusting. He was a man, cunning and devious. Her soul was just what he needed to thrive and his love was just what she needed to die.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/8/2003
They Tell Me You Have No Soul by Alyx Bradford reviews
Reading the views of others around the site provoked this poem in my mind. Many Christians hold that animals have no souls... and I can not even comprehend the thought.
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/28/2003
Dont forget who i am by Bubbaliciousgurl reviews
Just because i have a relgion, people like to make fun of me. Well, here is a little something i wrote up....
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/15/2002