HyperCaz
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Joined 09-22-02, id: 271295, Profile Updated: 09-16-15
Author has written 30 stories for General, Supernatural, General, Mystery, Love, Spiritual, Religion, Haiku, Humor, Humor, and Nature.

Hello, this is your friendly neighbourhood nutjob.

Um, just warning you that anything before 2007 is dicey, so don't read it. I've thought about removing the bad stuff, but... it's a part of my history. I'm attached to my past. :)

All works here are licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-No Derivative Works 3.0 License.

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The Teddy Bear War by goddessofsnark reviews
What stuffed animals go through at the hands of a sadistic child
Poetry: War - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 205 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/30/2003
Bruises by damned for eternity reviews
I hate my boyfriend. True story. Not rhyming. PG for violence and 2 uses of the "s" word. R&R please.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 199 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/7/2003
Invading Iraq The Prequel by nuckpang reviews
We now bring you the inside story of the invasion of Iraq (the upcoming one), and how Mr. Bush plans to conquer the evil that is Saddam Hussain...but first he has to stop sucking his thumb!
Fiction: Historical - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,162 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/12/2003
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Stage Fright reviews
Seems like such a big deal...
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Complete
Detective reviews
Down on his luck, repressed by the story to which he owes his existence.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Complete
Femme Fatale reviews
She may appear to be heaven-sent. She is everything but.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Complete
Driving Home After Work Late At Night reviews
Dark imagery of a drive home...
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 183 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Complete
Rejection reviews
There are dangers to asking some one out.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Complete
The Bathroom reviews
One poor soul's perilous journey to the bathroom at school.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Complete
The Ethereal Wind reviews
Earth's serenity breaks with the arrival of the ethereal wind.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Complete
International Dating Code reviews
The foibles of dating.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 81 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Complete
Singing Lessons reviews
I didn't ask for your opinion on my singing...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 76 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Complete
Cough reviews
An unfortunate symptom of being sick.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Complete
MAD reviews
Of despising certain school subjects...
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 84 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Complete
Funeral reviews
Pretending to pay respects.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Complete
Graveyard reviews
We avoid death by hiding them away.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Complete
Falling Off A Cliff reviews
This can't end well.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Complete
Sleep Paralysis reviews
A frightening thing to wake up to...
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Complete
Birds reviews
Descending into flight...
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/20/2007 - Complete
The Nun reviews
A nun's view on how people see her and what she has.
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 47 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/16/2003
Dissection or Poem to the Poems reviews
Often in English we're told to analyse a poem. But are we missing the real purpose of poems?
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 68 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/31/2003
Morning Alarm reviews
Often my reaction to the alarm going off.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 52 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/29/2003
City Crawl reviews
The city gives me rest while the country does not...
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 60 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/29/2003
Escape Through The Music reviews
Trying to forget the cares by turning up the music...
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/29/2003
See Inside reviews
A poem about bullies, what's really inside?
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 75 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6/29/2003
Snail's Crawl to the Christian Faith reviews
My quest to become a Christian. Long, but worth it.
Fiction: Spiritual - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,017 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6/8/2003
Darkness, My Friend and My Enemy reviews
Being afraid of the Dark...though it is my best friend.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 145 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6/8/2003
Love reviews
Will I ever have it?
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 85 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/7/2003
Impatient reviews
A poem about impatience
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 90 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/7/2003
Below the Waves, Behind in History reviews
In the sixteenth century, a ship named the "Mary Rose" sunk while engaging in war. It was lost forever under the waves...or was it? The crack team of Arthur Macmillan and Gregory Newton set out to recover it.
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,875 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6/5/2003
The Flooded Road reviews
A devastating event on a farm leaves a young girl in grief.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/18/2002
A Flower for a Flower, A Life for a Life reviews
A journey of the mind and physical. An old man gives his life for his nephew's daughter.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,984 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10/13/2002
Unwelcome Return reviews
War veterans return to a ruined country.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 41 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/13/2002