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Joined 06-08-08, id: 615717, Profile Updated: 08-04-08
Author has written 8 stories for Humor, Haiku, Family, General, Humor, Horror, and Spiritual.

Hi there!

I am KhaosKitty (once known as DeskKitty).

About Me:

Age: 13, and an avid reader of lemons. Not exactly life changing. =P
Sex: Bakura with a whip, Ryou crying for mercy... oh, right, I mean female.
Height: 5ft 3
Weight: A little bit chubby
Eye Colour: Hazel
Hair Colour: Dark reddish brown
Grade: 8
Live: Devon, England. I used to live in London.


Anime: Yuugiou! Sadly I'm a dubbie due to laziness and lack of downloads.
Ships: Ryou/Bakura, Ryou/Malik, Harry/Draco, Ron/Hermione (there's others but I'm braindead)
Food: Lemon drizzle cake, sushi, Ben and Jerrys, crispy duck, turkish delight.
Drink: Iced tea, green tea, chai latte, white hot chocolate, frappe.
Movie: Click, Sweeney Todd, Perfume, Pick Of Destiny, She's The Man, The Scary Movie Franchise.
Book: A stupid amount of mangas, Harry Potter, Cathy Cassidy, The Rachel Riley Series and loads more.
Colour: Black, light grey, sugar pink, burgundy, blood red, dark red, pale blue, emerald green, cream white.
Animal: Kittens, koalas, tigers, tortoises, dogs, dwarf hamsters.
Band: Wheatus, Three Days Grace, Tenacious D, Stutterfly, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Phil Collins, Papa Roach, Panic! At The Disco, Natasha Bedingfield, My Chemical Romance, Murderdolls, Mindless Self Indulgence, Mika, Marilyn Manson, Linkin Park, Limp Bizkit, Josie and the Pussycats, James Blunt, Jack Off Jill, Hoobastank, The Hoosiers, HIM, Gwen Stefani, Green Day, Good Charlotte, The Feeling, Fall Out Boy, Evanescence, Eminem, Dave Matthews Band, Cheryl Crow, Bullet For My Valentine, Bloodhound Gang, Blink 182, Black Eyed Peas, Avenue Q, Amy Winehouse. This isn't a very good list (my music taste has gotten heavier recently), I'll update it soon.


Love isn't blind, it's retarded. - Two and a Half Men
Mosquito bite, mosquito bite, where art thou? - Eden
Omigod it's mooovin' oh wait I'm movin' it. - Ellen
I only have 5 minutes of conciousness every day and I'm not wasting it on you. - Jay
When I'm cold my piss is warm and when I'm warm my piss is - WOW! - Theo
Whisky generation, mental masturbation. - You Don't Care About Us - Placebo
Hello there, the angel from my nightmare, the shadow in the background of the moor. The unsuspecting victim of darkness in the valley, we can live like Jack and Sally if we want, where you can always find me. And we'll have Halloween on christmas, and in the night we'll wish this never ends, we'll wish this never ends. - I Miss You - Blink 182
He was high on intellectualism, I've never been there but the brochure looks nice. - Every Day Is A Winding Road - Cheryl Crow
And the tears come streaming down your face, when you lose something you can't replace, when you love someone but it goes to waste, could it be worse? - Fix You - Coldplay
Come on, come on, turn a little faster, come on, come on, the world will follow after. - Accidentaly in Love - Counting Crows
Gerard Way -
"Be yourself, don't take anyone's shit, and never let them take you alive."
"It's like the drag fairy coming and saying 'what would you like to do?' Um, yeah karate."
Hermione Granger -
"It's fun isn't it? Breaking the rules."
"Stop, stop, stop. You're going to take someone's eye out. Besides you're saying it all wrong - it's 'Wingardium Leviosa' not 'Wingardium Leviosaaa.'
Draco Malfoy -
"No one asked your opinion, you filthy little mudblood."
"Well, I can certainly see why we're trying to keep them alive. Who wouldn't want pets that can burn, sting and bite all at once?"
"Never fly without a pair of bulletproof wings." - Jessicka Fodera
"A guy and a girl can be just friends, but at one point or another, they will fall for each other...Maybe temporarily, maybe at the wrong time, maybe too late, or maybe forever." - Dave Matthews
"Why can't you share your bed? That's the most loving thing to do, to share your bed with someone. You say, 'You can have my bed if you want it. Sleep in it. I'll sleep on the floor. It's yours.' I always give the beds to the company." - Michael Jackson
"Let me start off by saying that in 2000 I said, 'Vote for me. I'm an agent of change.' In 2004, I said, 'I'm not interested in change --I want to continue as president.' Every candidate has got to say 'change.' That's what the American people expect." - George Bush
"I have a big heart and a small brain." - Ville Valo
"Be the change you want to see in the world."
"An eye for eye only ends up making the whole world blind."
Dalai Lama
"Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a wonderful stroke of luck."
"This is my simple religion. There is no need for temples; no need for complicated philosophy. Our own brain, our own heart is our temple; the philosophy is kindness."
Billie Joe Armstrong
"A guy walks up to me and asks 'What's Punk?'. So I kick over a garbage can and say 'That's punk!'. So he kicks over a garbage can and says 'That's Punk?', and I say 'No that's trendy!"
"School is practice for future life, practice makes perfect and nobodys perfect, so why practice?"
"I never thought being obnoxious would get me where I am today."
Lee Evans
"You ever get lost with your wife in the car, you're completely lost, and they always say the same thing! "Oh let's just go home." "We're fucking lost! What, did you throw fuckin' bread out the window?!"
"They say stuff like 'Feels like a tuesday, does it feel like a tuesday? Yeah, feels like a tuesday.' I don't know! How the fuck does tuesday feel?!"
"I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, fucking YES! That's what I bought the buggers for! You'd be pissed off if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"
"You'll say to your goldfish, 'Sleep!' and it'll go 'I CAN'T! I've got no fucking EYELIDS!"
"If you get lost with your wife you know it's gonna be a nightmare. Because you know when you hand your wife the map and you except her to turn into the Lombard rally with the helmet and goggles going, 'Go! Go! Go! Left, right, straight ahead!'. But they don't, you hand your wife the map and she'll go, 'Where are we now?' 'That's why I gave you the fucking map!' 'All right, all right! You got us lost! Christopher fucking Columbus!' They then go, 'Oh look, they have a Woolworths!' You fucking..."
"This bloke... I swear he's in any supermarket car park, he's great. He walks across the car park and he's got one of those fobs and he opens his car before he gets there. 'Ha ha ha! I don't know if you saw what I just did there, but I actually opened my car door before I actually physically got there!' TWAT!"

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Ciao! :D

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hope? by Anarchist Poet reviews
some thoughts on barack obama
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/8/2008
4 am rambling by Anarchist Poet reviews
haha what was i thinking?
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 567 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/26/2008
How Beautiful a Thing by Amethyst Oceana reviews
It's only one of the most beautiful sensations ever to be felt...
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 219 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Complete
Doing the Mundane by Laura Elizabeth reviews
There's just never enough time to watch the sun.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Complete
Reassured by Esette's Lovely Eyes reviews
A girl has an encounter with a man and things get out of hand...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 363 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Complete
too much truth by Anarchist Poet reviews
i want to eat a cheeseburger and not care
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 83 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Complete
My Life's Tale by Lancealot reviews
Being able to deliver flowers isn't the only part of life it creates a toll on the soul each time that a delivery is made. But at what cost?
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 72 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Complete
Like Clock Work by PinkEyedBoy reviews
Anna seemed to be crying forever. There was no putting a stop to the tears running down her face. And then her eyes met his. ONE-SHOT.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Complete
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In this world, no mistakes are made.
Fiction: Spiritual - Rated: T - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Complete
The Seventeen Hotel
A recount of a witness. Nothing more.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Complete
Devon Sucks reviews
A poem about Devon.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 145 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Complete
Deep Water reviews
This is when I'm in too deep.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 275 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Complete
Crash reviews
I collide with the window.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Complete
For my brave Dad.
Poetry: Family - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Complete
ACF Army Cadet Force is compulsory for Yr8s at my school. My hatred for it has spawned poetry.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 247 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Complete
Ooh NigelLand reviews
Insanity, in the form of a series of short stories. Think you've seen crazy? You haven't. Swearwords, scenes of a sexual nature, violence, gore, and above all - fun!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,092 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/15/2008