French Pophide bio
 Author has written 3 stories for General. Yo, my name is Ezersnack and my bestest most awesome friend Jules likes French pop, especially Emilie Simon, so that's how I got my penname. Jules is actually the one writing this out for me right now, so she'd like to take a little detour and say that Kristi is the QUEEN of short-shorts and the BOMB at poetry. :D READ IT, HO! So I ended up deleting most of my poetry, not some, like I said I would. Sorry, Jules. Funny how us writers are so fickle about our work. I just didn't like the vast majority of the stuff that I had written. I'll put more up later, I promise. And then after a while, I'll probably end up deleting that stuff too. |
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Heart Lotion SPF 20 by Vena Cava reviews
The moment Honey Smith sets foot in South Merritt Academy, she unknowingly becomes the target of an unspoken challenge, setting into motion a self-fulfilling prophecy that will forever change the lives of South Merritt’s Elite Five.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 127,124 - Reviews: 2211 - Favs: 1,739 - Follows: 1,940 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 6/6/2008
Once Upon a Bet by Nereids reviews
She was the new girl in college with a bad temper. He was the conceited prick everyone loved. She stated she could break his heart, and he said he could get any girl he wanted - including her. Can one of them win the bet without falling for the other?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 160,881 - Reviews: 558 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 5/10/2012 - Published: 3/16/2010
Why She Swallows Dirty Hearts by effervescent-sentiments reviews
I look at Darla’s body. Her chubby feet, unshaven shins, meaty thighs, the dark hairs peeking from the mesh holes of her panties, the little cave in her skin below her belly, and then the beginnings of a swell. A novel.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,937 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 6/16/2010
The Champagne Gang by punkturnedwriter reviews
..."Does that kiss have anything to do with why we're on a train to New York in the middle of the night?"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 197,541 - Reviews: 4090 - Favs: 3,467 - Follows: 1,481 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Complete
Project: TurnAbout by OldKatherineJames reviews
I'm on the run from a delinquency reformation program with a prostitute, a stoner, an arsonist and probably the hottest Irish gangster I've ever seen, but one begins to wonder if people really are who they say -- especially when sex is involved. Humor me.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,257 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 2/4/2009
Letters from a toothpick fiend by Plinky reviews
Sophia, 17, mad as a demented bucket, writes a bunch of thoughts and sends them to a random address, because ... well, just because. What happens, though, when someone writes back? And who's the hot new guy at school?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 86,688 - Reviews: 1532 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 8/25/2006 - Published: 11/7/2005
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It's Not Going To Stay
A moment.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Complete
He Grabs My Wrists reviews
I wrote this in the bathroom at one o'clock in the morning. It refers to my scrap booking method. Sort of.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 97 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Complete