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Joined 11-05-07, id: 587972, Profile Updated: 06-28-13
Author has written 7 stories for School, Life, Horror, Romance, and Fantasy.

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Wonder If /\ \/ Rap \ \ English \ \ I was annoyed at someone
Here We Are Again /\ \/ Rap for school \ \ English \ \ An extra-credit project where I had to use as many allusions as humanly possible
The Losing Side of a Duel /\ \/ Dramatic monologue for school \ \ English \ \ In response to "My Last Duchess" by Robert Browning
Mrs. Adkins knew how to deal with them /\ \/ Ballad for school \ \ English \ \ My teacher kills everyone in my class =)
Monsoon Season /\ \/ Oneshot-Complete \ \ English \ \ Very sad...
My Song /\ \/ Oneshot-Complete \ \ English \ \ Valentine's Day epically fails

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World Chicken: How Snobs Happen by The Breakdancing Ninja reviews
How a nice girl becomes the hellfire cheerleader of every fat, unpopular girl's waking NIGHTMARE. Sept 23, 2008: Ch.8&9 up! Romance, drag racing, sibling... love and danger! //INCOMPLETE//
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,116 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/8/2010 - Published: 4/7/2008
Urban Warfare by Timballisto reviews
A face, contorted by hate and fury, shows itself in an open doorway and reflex flicks the muzzle of a gun up, safety off. A quick spasm of a finger and he falls back like a target cutout, face frozen in death. Original Story; Afghanistan, 2010
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Complete
The Beholder by InkandIntrospection reviews
An amusement park caricature artist believes he is a crusader of high, yet painful truths until he meets someone he cannot caricature without lying.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Complete
This Old Coffee Shop by fredino reviews
A sweet story my dear friend Ashley wrote for me, the "most anti-affectionate friend I have." I love it...but only anonymously.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,063 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Complete
Once Upon a Time by Tetelestai reviews
They met at the age of four. He looked at her with a frown, dark eyes narrowing. “Your hair is stupid like that,” he loftily informed her, flicking one of her pigtails disdainfully. “Yeah, well you're shorter than me... shorter than a girl," she retorted.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,469 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 30 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Complete
Five Afflictions of Online Fiction Writers by Mockingbyrd's Tune reviews
There are multiple epidemics among us. Make sure you are not infected!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,998 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/19/2008 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Complete
Hermit by Mellow Fruitfulness reviews
I thought we'd always have each other. As it turns out, all we really had between us was a thick expanse of crooked trees. Vignette.
Fiction: Biography - Rated: K - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 588 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Complete
The Lame Escape by Nat Nair reviews
Wrote this for a flash-fic contest. The theme was "The Great Escape". Never sent it in though, because -owing to my perverseness- the story evolved ironically into an antithesis of that very theme. It's also an obscure satire that you probably won't get.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Complete
Aine Noire, Oiseau Noir by faery tragedy reviews
Abandoned by her family, raped, desolate in Marseilles, a young French girl ponders the nature of God's justice. A short story about the Black Death.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,574 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Complete
Change of Heart by simpleplan13 reviews
Title kinda says it all... relatively good... I think. Please critique away!
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 32 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 12 - Published: 4/9/2008
The Happiest Place on Earth by The Cat Died Nobly reviews
It can't get worse if your job is Mickey Mouse, right? Wrong. After my boyfriend cheats on me, I'm left stranded in a falsely advertised Hell with an odd group of coworkers and a pesky [he's NOT cute!] tagalong quasi bum. Happiest Place on Earth, my foot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,851 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/26/2008 - Published: 11/20/2007
I Framed Roger Rabbit by The Cat Died Nobly reviews
I am in a bunny suit. This is practically child abuse. As if it couldn't get worse, Logan Smalls—AKA, the Devil—has just taken a picture of me, in all my bunnified glory, for our school newspaper. I swear, I'm going to kill him. Easter oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,217 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Complete
Untitled by Sentiments of Saturn reviews
About finding someone you thought you believed in, someone who could finally pull you out of your hell, and then when you finally thought you were saved...you lose them too.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 133 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Complete
That's My Prince by angels and airwaves reviews
I want a prince charming...' Her voice was light, airy, and hopeful. In his groggy, sleep induced state, it took him longer than usual to process the information. So, he just said the first thing that came to his mind. 'I’ll be your prince charming then.'
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Complete
Sweet Fate by Tasha Lee reviews
[Oneshot][He&She]The way she savored her bites of chocolate cake just forced him to think of...oh, god.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,101 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Complete
The View from the Fishbowl by Interrobang reviews
“I love your movies.” The waitress gushes. I take a picture of Jean again, just for something to do. Of course she loves Jean’s movies. Everyone does, because she plays the abuse victims so well.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Complete
You Never Learn by Da Vinci at Work reviews
You can run, but you can't hide, that is, until you can't run anymore. Babe, there's nowhere to run for crying out loud. Give it up, and just tell him. I love you. He'll never know otherwise. [Oneshot]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 836 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/9/2007 - Complete
Cliché, My Foot by Lily Llynn reviews
[ONESHOT] According to all hopeless romantics and lovers of cliches, aka, the rest of their school, Maya the cheerleader and Evan the “emo goth guy” should be totally falling for each other. Too bad they’re cousins.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,397 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Complete
Shallow Depths by Ace Work reviews
She was, as everyone considered, the most outrageous thing to happen to the city...So, what happens when this simple country folk comes face to face with the most two faced guy to ever walk the surface of planet Earth?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,178 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 4/21/2007 - Published: 11/26/2006
Un Monde En Guerre by Himmel-fox reviews
Deux amis d'enfance, un Français et un Allemand. Un résistant, plein de haine. Un juif malchanceux. La vie continue, insensée, dans un monde en guerre... Oneshot.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: K - French - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,889 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Complete
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Minna Falling
Every night, Minna had her father tell her the same fairytale, the story of a girl who threw herself down a well at her stepmother's bidding. And every night, she dreamt of the curious world on the other side of the well - until she woke up there.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,136 - Published: 6/28/2013
Wonder If reviews
A rap wondering why anyone should accept another person's excuses.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Complete
Here We Are Again
A rap that I wrote for school in which I had to include as many allusions that we studied as humanly possible.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Complete
My Song reviews
Oneshot: My Valentine's Day this year should be renamed to “The Ultimate-Bag-Over-the-Head-Sue-Is-A-Dumbass-And-Should-Jump-Off-A-Cliff Valentine’s Day.” Oh, wait, maybe it's not that bad... Somebody's on my driveway, singing. Please read and review!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,610 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Complete
Monsoon Season reviews
Oneshot: Katherine, better known as Kitty, never did anything to anger her parents. She was just born hated. Her parents were rich and happy being rich. Her mother just forgot to take her birth control pill that night. Please read and review.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Complete
The Losing Side of a Duel reviews
This is my version of the Duchess's response to My Last Duchess. Perhaps, the Duke has finally lost his duel. Please read and review!
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Complete
Mrs Adkins knew how to deal with them reviews
My literature teacher wanted a ballad about homework, but she loves ballads about murder. Why not combine the two of them and kill everyone in my class? Read and review, please!
Poetry: School - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 854 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Complete