Author has written 24 stories for Action, Supernatural, Song, Life, Fantasy, Love, Biography, Nature, Horror, Mythology, Humor, Spiritual, Sci-Fi, and Romance.
I finally plucked up the courage and joined deviantART! http://miss-bob.deviantart.com/
I spend most of my time in the mansion of madness they call... The Review Game!
Things you learn in the OT:
You cannot refresh a word document, or real life. Trust me.
While on MSN, it is impossible to quote what someone just said...
New posts will NOT appear on a page with 50 already on it, even if you do hit refresh twenty times.
Don't eat or drink while reading from the OT. Your computer screen will not be grateful.
Be cautious of those reading over your shoulder. They will never understand.
Summaries of my time in the OT:
Newb: hey.. im kinda nervous about this piece I'm writing...
All: go ahead, we're happy to shoo- HELP you with it!
Newb: well, I dont know whether to use this adverb or that one..
All: Oh crap.
All: oh crap, oh crap, oh crap, run for your lives, children and modesses first!
Sesshy: what did I just hear?
All: why newbie, why?!
Sesshy: adverbs? adverbs?!
All: heeeeere we go again...
Sesshy: -ranting; pure 'n simple-
(interlude of about half an hour)
All: You done yet Sesshy?
Sesshy:=D Yep. S 'all good!
Frac: Umm... where'e the newbie gone?
All: -slowly look down at feet-
esshy: what can I say? I give good adverb advice...
Radio: +1! wizards FTW!
Beatles: -zion luff-
Zion: -beatles luff-
Karas: I'm ill. Blargh. Net!!
Dolly: so Doctor who?
River(s): oooh yeah, Doctor Who!
Frac: you guys, go look at this thread !
Sesshy: adverbs! grr!
Karas/Zion/Beatles: past midnight again... sigh
Newb: wow, this is so busy, I can't keep up with the alerts!
All: Turn them off. Now.
Frac: I told you to turn them off! I said it in the RULES! does no one read the rules then, huh?! I tell them! I warn them! but nooooo, it's all 'me no wanna read dat' THE RULES!! Did you
All: well, no... not all of them
Frac: shush. I am making a point here. So newbie, just presh refresh instead, okay?
Newb: o--kay... yeah, alright -presses ctrl+r- aah! half the room just disappeared!
Frac: surprisingly, silence
Newb: ctrl+r being pressed furiously
Frac: ~and then the marmoset put the hamster in the liquidizer and~
Newb: what... the... f~
Sesshy: -censors your ass-
Newb: but but but
Brits: so, 3AM huh?
Newb: but but marmosets?
Frac: YES! :D
My stories(or the ones I feel like talking about):
The Perfect Rain: Based on my experience on a wet afternoon in the beautiful coastal town of Tenby, South Wales. Picture!
River: holy frik! I wrote the first chapter to this at about 2am, after a friend on msn accused me of poisoning her with metaphorical polos... yeah, she's an odd friend. But then again, I did give her the polos...
Likened to a Liquid Lash: Fun gothic randomness, yay!
Siren Song: Inspired by the chorus of A Fine Frenzy's song Liar liar. I think I may write more mythical creature stories soon. Sketch of my Siren.
It Feels Real: Came up with the idea for this while washing up, wrote it all down on paper and then promptly cried. I typed it up in neat while listening to Clair De Lune.
Newbie Vists The Review Game: Bahahahahaahahahaaaaaaaa~! RG Mansion sketch, Karas and Sesshy, Reggy the God of Review Love (Hail!), Ygger the spreader of flames (she doesn't deserve capital letters), Kylieand Lime-Cat This story is based on the happenings of the Revew Game forum, it is utterly random and clustered with inside jokes.
Losing your mind: I am evil, I am evil, I am evil. Murharhar!
Transformation: a random scrap of my twisted mind.
Waiting for Beta list:
Moonlight - Woman dying in the night. Old friend offering sweet respite. Bites are taken, pacts are made. Death and life eternal. (Look how poetic I can be! Heehee!)
For the story It Feels Real: for some reason the links I try to youtube.com keep failing. Please search Clair De Lune by Debussy and listen as you read, thanks :)
OH MY GOD PEOPLE! I FINALLY FINISHED A MULTI-CHAP! NEWBIE VISTS THE REVIEW GAME IS OVER! DONE! FINITO! LE GASP!
I do have a sequel already planned, mind...