Author has written 12 stories for General, Nature, Horror, General, Essay, and Friendship.
Well... As is probably obvious, I am Obscure Omen...
There really isn't that much to say about me.
I'm a high-school graduate and soon-to-be freshman at Mount Holyoke, and I guess I would be described as a "Grammar Nazi," thanks to my obsession with editing, as pathetic as it may seem. I think I'm a pretty good student... But, then again, you never know--I know for sure that it definitely doesn't say that I have any common sense of which to speak. Most of my time is spent reading, but I try to write at least occasionally.
But, even though I do enjoy writing, editing, and the like, I am not particularly good with thinking of plots (I'm more of a "description" writer) ... which is definitely not a good thing, especially for writing plots. ._.
On that note: If anyone needs a beta, I'd be happy to help. Just send me a PM, and I'll see what I can do. (Although, I must give a warning: I'm going to be going to college soon, so I'm currently being bombarded with information relating to dorms, classes, and required readings for said classes, plus a supposed-to-be-part-time-but-seems-more-like-full-time job. Depending on how much work I have, I may not be able to finish every chapter within a few days.)
Also, I am completely anti-Twilight and anti-Dane Cook. I have no idea how anyone can consider the former a work of genius (as some have called it; I think it's a badly written self-insertion filled with sexism, the corruption of vampires, painfully flat characters, and a disturbingly superficial "love") or the latter to be funny.
Name: Obscure Omen
Random Quotes/Instant Messenger Conversations
"If you used someone's intestines to make a noose and strangle them, wouldn't it be like a handle? I mean, they'd have it connected to their stomach and their neck! You could carry 'em around with you like a briefcase!"
"Hey, what's that word that means 'to cut off someone's head'? 'Castrating'?" ~My friend Nick"
"What is Life but just another Dream that will probably End in just another Nightmare?"
"My birthday will be the life of me!"
"I don't think that Hitler was evil. He was just being possessed by his mustache. There's no way a mustache can be that small and not be demonic!"
"... Hey... If normal people have personal-space bubbles, would that mean that mimes have personal-space cubes?"
"Exercise can be as mood altering as some illegal drugs." ~X-Play
"'Mow it, Richie.'
"... I smell virgin..." (I meant to say "vinegar," I swear!)
"I'm not an idiot! ... I'm just selectively intelligent!"
"I'm like a prostitute, just with grammar!"
"Don't make me kick your Angle-Side-Side!"
"Friction: it's hot wood-on-wood action!"
"If Disney can give a lion a goatee, then I can give a squirrel a mini-mustache."
"Oral sex: your daily dose of nucleic acid!"
"Congratulations, your mind has just officially been molested."
"Never trust a moose!" ~A standard eighth grade test for English
"This guy is going really slow for a motorcyclist... I think he's gay. Either that or just cautious."
"OH MY GOSH! IT'S GAY CATHOLIC SEX!" ~What my friend Jessie shouted at the top of her voice during lunch when reading the fourth volume of Descendants of Darkness/Yami no Matsuei
"This friend of mine, well, he gave me this virus scanner--"
"Don't make me snap algebra at you!"
"Is a comma just a sexually aroused period?"
"Y'know how people always have five-year-olds sit in circles? I think it's because they're geometrically challenged."
"Quincys: making 'geek' a hereditary gene for centuries."
"Cogito Eggo sum: I think, therefore I am a waffle." ~The first phrase my Latin teacher taught us in Latin 1 (It's a knock-off of the quote "Cogito ergo sum," which means "I think, therefore I am.")
"So, does that mean that 'Leggo my Eggo' means 'Read my waffle'? -snaps fingers- Read my waffle, BI-YATCHES!" ~The first thing that popped into my mind when I learned that "lego" in Latin is "I read" (Well, technically this would end up roughly translating to "I read my waffle," with "my" being English, but meh.)
"When one person suffers from a delusion, it is called insanity. When many people suffer from a delusion, it is called Religion." ~Robert M. Pirsig
"-pokes person- DIFFUSION OF PERVERSION!"
"... Wow, the Atari symbol is an image of y-axis symmetry..."
"Y'know what? Half-truths round up." ~My friend Liz
"You know you're a band geek when you realise that it would be possible to replace the traditional 'seduction' objects (lollipops, popsicles, things that you have to lick in suggestive ways) with a clarinet and actually seduce someone with it."
"You can't destroy the governmental infrastructure of the United States with a mere JUTSU."