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My name? Not important. My location? Also not important. My writing? The most important thing on this page. Go read it. But without further ado, some quotes that I hope can make your day...
Life's greatest happiness is to be convinced we are loved. ~Victor Hugo
There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in their home. --Ken Olson, World Future Society Convention, 1977
If at first you don't succeed, try, try, again. Then quit. There's no use in being a damn fool about it. --W.C. Fields
The masses, alas, are asses. --from an article on peterme(dot)com
The Lord's Prayer is 66 words, the Gettysburg Address is 286 words, and there are 1,322 words in the Declaration of Independence. Yet, government regulations on the sale of cabbage total 26,911 words. --David McIntosh
I sometimes think that the absurdities of the French, philosophical and otherwise, result from the beauty and seductive elegance of their language, with which they can talk themselves into anything. --Lance Morrow in an article about a French law that allows disabled children to sue if their mothers were not given a chance to abort
Ask not what your country can do for you! Ask why is your country, and specifically parts of Northern California, so lame and hick like? --Erik Ryan
Indeed I am an avowed atheist. Maybe more so now than ever. Never hear about meta-righteous militant monsters attacking anyone in the name of, you know, skepticism. --Mark Morford
Karaoke bars combine two of the nation's greatest evils: people who shouldn't drink with people who shouldn't sing. --Tom Dreesen
We have always found the Irish to be a bit odd. They refused to be English. --Winston Churchill
Although, so far there's no known treatment for death's crippling effects, still everyone can acquaint himself with the three early warning signs of death: one, rigor mortis; two, a rotting smell; three, occasional drowsiness. --Henry Gibson, Kentucky Fried Movie
"They were in a competition. She was a frog. They won!" - some random guy at the Catacombs congratulating me and my friend on winning 1st at an acting competition
Writing isn't something to be ashamed of, just do it in private and wash your hands afterwards.
"I have Skittles in my mouth...wanna taste the rainbow?"
"Do not dig your toes in the sands of my life. I AM NOT YOUR BEACH!" -My English teacher, Mr. Reese
"Acting is the art of speaking in a loud clear voice and the avoidance of
"It's called acting." ~Lawrence Olivier to Dustin Hoffman
The only valid excuse for missing one's cue is death.
To be early is to be on time, to be on time is to be late, to be late is to be replaced.
"I'm NEVER going to direct another play with actors in it."
Straight from the NaNoWriMo boards, about characters running away with the story: "Said roommate was supposed to be into the whole gothic scene, but is now listening to country music and collecting tape. Yes, tape. For no reason that I can figure. He also wants to speak in a Welsh accent, but he's from UTAH." - Leevee
“I intend to live forever – so far, so good.”
I'm a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I'm perfect.
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
There are 3 kinds of people in this world...those who want things to happen, those that make things happen, and those who just wonder what the hell happened!
When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.
Sometimes you're the bug, and sometimes you're the windshield.
I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
"Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music". - George Carlin
All I want is less to do, more time to do it, and higher pay for not getting it done.
Back Up My Hard Drive? How Do I Put It In Reverse?
Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives.
"I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve." -Bilbo Baggins (The Fellowship of the Ring: J.R.R. Tolkien)
"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."
"Most cars on our roads have only one occupant, usually the driver."
“The world is more like it is now then it ever has before."
"If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight."
At the entrance of the large machinery plant: Warning to young ladies: If you wear loose clothes, beware of the machinery. If you wear tight clothes, beware of the machinist.
On a church door: This is the gate of Heaven. Enter ye all by this door. (This door is kept locked because of the draft. Please use side entrance)
When you are allergic to something, it is best not to put it in your mouth, particularly if that thing is cats. - The Wide Window by Lemony Snicket
I try to take it one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once.
If you can't annoy somebody, there's little point in writing. --Kingsley Amis
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