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Author has written 7 stories for Fantasy, Romance, General, and Essay.

My name? Not important. My location? Also not important. My writing? The most important thing on this page. Go read it. But without further ado, some quotes that I hope can make your day...


Life's greatest happiness is to be convinced we are loved. ~Victor Hugo

There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in their home. --Ken Olson, World Future Society Convention, 1977

If at first you don't succeed, try, try, again. Then quit. There's no use in being a damn fool about it. --W.C. Fields

The masses, alas, are asses. --from an article on peterme(dot)com

The Lord's Prayer is 66 words, the Gettysburg Address is 286 words, and there are 1,322 words in the Declaration of Independence. Yet, government regulations on the sale of cabbage total 26,911 words. --David McIntosh

I sometimes think that the absurdities of the French, philosophical and otherwise, result from the beauty and seductive elegance of their language, with which they can talk themselves into anything. --Lance Morrow in an article about a French law that allows disabled children to sue if their mothers were not given a chance to abort

Ask not what your country can do for you! Ask why is your country, and specifically parts of Northern California, so lame and hick like? --Erik Ryan

Indeed I am an avowed atheist. Maybe more so now than ever. Never hear about meta-righteous militant monsters attacking anyone in the name of, you know, skepticism. --Mark Morford

Karaoke bars combine two of the nation's greatest evils: people who shouldn't drink with people who shouldn't sing. --Tom Dreesen

We have always found the Irish to be a bit odd. They refused to be English. --Winston Churchill

Although, so far there's no known treatment for death's crippling effects, still everyone can acquaint himself with the three early warning signs of death: one, rigor mortis; two, a rotting smell; three, occasional drowsiness. --Henry Gibson, Kentucky Fried Movie

"They were in a competition. She was a frog. They won!" - some random guy at the Catacombs congratulating me and my friend on winning 1st at an acting competition

Writing isn't something to be ashamed of, just do it in private and wash your hands afterwards.

"I have Skittles in my mouth...wanna taste the rainbow?"

"Do not dig your toes in the sands of my life. I AM NOT YOUR BEACH!" -My English teacher, Mr. Reese

"Acting is the art of speaking in a loud clear voice and the avoidance of
bumping into the furniture." ~Alfred Lunt

"It's called acting." ~Lawrence Olivier to Dustin Hoffman

The only valid excuse for missing one's cue is death.

To be early is to be on time, to be on time is to be late, to be late is to be replaced.

"I'm NEVER going to direct another play with actors in it."

Straight from the NaNoWriMo boards, about characters running away with the story: "Said roommate was supposed to be into the whole gothic scene, but is now listening to country music and collecting tape. Yes, tape. For no reason that I can figure. He also wants to speak in a Welsh accent, but he's from UTAH." - Leevee

“I intend to live forever – so far, so good.”

I'm a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I'm perfect.

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

There are 3 kinds of people in this world...those who want things to happen, those that make things happen, and those who just wonder what the hell happened!

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.
* Elayne Boosler

Sometimes you're the bug, and sometimes you're the windshield.

I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.

"Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music". - George Carlin

All I want is less to do, more time to do it, and higher pay for not getting it done.

Back Up My Hard Drive? How Do I Put It In Reverse?

Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives.

"I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve." -Bilbo Baggins (The Fellowship of the Ring: J.R.R. Tolkien)

"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."
- Britney Spears, Pop Singer

"Most cars on our roads have only one occupant, usually the driver."
- Carol Malia, BBC Anchorwoman

“The world is more like it is now then it ever has before."
- Dwight Eisenhower

"If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight."
- George Gobel

At the entrance of the large machinery plant: Warning to young ladies: If you wear loose clothes, beware of the machinery. If you wear tight clothes, beware of the machinist.

On a church door: This is the gate of Heaven. Enter ye all by this door. (This door is kept locked because of the draft. Please use side entrance)

When you are allergic to something, it is best not to put it in your mouth, particularly if that thing is cats. - The Wide Window by Lemony Snicket

I try to take it one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once.

If you can't annoy somebody, there's little point in writing. --Kingsley Amis

Works of Fiction:

Snow White with a Twist
You Know What They Say
When the Lights Go Down

She'll Never Know

BOOK by Lanori reviews
Starring myself, Author, completely out-of-character. With an insane poet, illegal documents, running from the law, rude letters and telegrams of complaint, prison breakouts and more, this BOOK will be an interesting experiment. Have fun.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,448 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 3/21/2005 - Published: 3/13/2005
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She'll Never Know reviews
Carol Newman will never really find out exactly what is going on with her friends - secrets, betrayal, and bigger problems than anyone can realize.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,754 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/29/2006 - Published: 6/1/2006
The Line reviews
A reflection on what it really, truly means to be in love, and whether or not there's an age line you have to cross to get there.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/11/2006
City of Blue Roofs reviews
A reflection on the damage that Katrina did to the Gulf Coast. True story.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,296 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/9/2006
To NaNo or Not to NaNo reviews
The reason I'm doing NaNoWriMo this year? Simply because I can.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9/28/2005
When the Lights Go Down reviews
Post-You Know What They Say blurb, featuring Grace and the Pierce Academy Drama Society banquet.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,636 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/8/2005
You Know What They Say reviews
A glimpse into the life of a girl who has to have her first kiss - onstage.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 45,740 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/13/2005 - Published: 3/16/2005
Snow White With a Twist reviews
Eira is the princess of Oricon, and then her mother dies and her father gets remarried. What happens when the queen tries to kill her? My take on the classic fairy tale.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,816 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 3/29/2005 - Published: 1/5/2005