ShopliftersOFTheWorldUnite
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Joined 06-01-09, id: 671647, Profile Updated: 06-26-09
Author has written 5 stories for General, Young Adult, and Love.

"If whilst strolling in a meadow, a butterfly happens to alight upon your shoulder, don't think...YOU DIRTY LITTLE BH!"

Russell Brand

Hi guys!

If you want a ramble about my name, go to http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1846288/ShopliftersOFTheWorldUnite, where all your rambling needs will be met. For now however, I am just going to write something people might actually read.

Oh, who am I kidding, that was never my style. :P . Perhaps you are thinking; 'so stop writing then!'...which, incidentally, is exactly what I am thinking. Hmm, interesting.

OK, read my story. Bye. Ohh yes, and review, coz that makes me all a quiver with excitement. :) . please please please...I would say it more times but I figure you get the point...

COMING UP! - I'm writing a story at the moment that has more than one chapter! I know, I can practically hear you gasp. I don't know how it's going to turn out, but look out for it anyway because I need someone other than myself to read it! Thanks! xx

NOTE - At the end of At First Sight, there is a mistake, where it says glad of water, I meant to write glass. I would change it only I can't be bothered, I just thought I would write it here because I'm a bit of a freak when it comes to mistakes! Let me know if there are any more in my work!

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Heart Lotion SPF 20 by Vena Cava reviews
The moment Honey Smith sets foot in South Merritt Academy, she unknowingly becomes the target of an unspoken challenge, setting into motion a self-fulfilling prophecy that will forever change the lives of South Merritt’s Elite Five.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 127,124 - Reviews: 2185 - Favs: 1,650 - Follows: 1,869 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 6/6/2008
Carrington Is So Two Years Ago by Peyton Gunn reviews
Between her rocky home life, her embarrassingly emo friends, and her slowly deteriorating love life, Carson Cassimov feels like her life is falling apart...and no one's there to help pick up the pieces. If you liked the Acid Ballads, you'll enjoy. r&r.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 103,651 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/4/2009 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Complete
Vampire Mooning by fatbird33 reviews
It's about time that somebody made a vampire parody! Co-written with my bro: GriffinKnight77.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,579 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Complete
Untitled by Jessica Night reviews
It was a Tuesday when I saw Rodney for the first time in two years. He came back from some place nobody should be able to come back from. [Complete!]
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,414 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/21/2007 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Complete
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I Hate Love Songs reviews
This is a poem I wrote for no particular reason. Please read it, even though poetry isn't my strongest skill, I still wanted to try.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 308 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Complete
Waiting reviews
For what? you might be asking...well read it and find out! I'm actually begging you guys! OK, this is yet another pointless oneshot that was nonetheless fun to write hopefully to read, too . If you like weird stuff...give it a go!
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 528 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/26/2009
Band: name wanted reviews
Ok people, why is no one reading this story? I'm hurt! Rated M for language. This story is a funny experiment where every scene is set in a school common room! By the way, to avoid confusion for non-British readers, year 12 is a junior in high school.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,988 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/6/2009
What's up! Did you really just ask that! reviews
This is another meaningless one-shot that could be turned into a full story if inspiration strikes. I am begging you to have a read of it, it's only short!
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 627 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Complete
At First Sight reviews
Thia is my first story I am publishing, and it is a short one-shot. But don't judge it because of that. It is just a guy watching a random girl. Could it be love at first sight? Does that really exist?
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Complete