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Okay, anyone want to tell me what comes after saying 'hi'? Really, I don't know.(sigh) Hmmm, I guess I can start with the fact that I'm a teenage girl who loves reading and writing, but that sounds sorta...I don't know...bland? Grrrrr, screw this intro thing, I'll just list stuff below.
Me: My real name is Emily, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's boring, but get over it. Okay, I'm a natural blond - blond-blond, not dirty blond and not dark blond, blond-blond, as in bright and perky blond(yup, I've delt with all the dumb blond jokes...which are kinda true...) with green/golden eyes, an awesome athlete(Doesn't really look too good for me does it? I mean, I'm a blond and a jock? Whoopee, that's just icing on the cake...it really is!) In case you haven't noticed, I'm a bit vane, but not to the point of craziness. Just...a hint of vanity...and pride. :D Can't help being me! I love music and I have absolutely no problem with making a fool out of myself, I guess it's cause I'm used to it...dumb blond 101 and all of that - but people love me for it! I love art, and I do have a knack for it... Hmmmm, what else? I'm virtually impossible to scare. Seriously, many have tried and all have failed. Sports consume a lot of my time, I compete in track and run the 200m dash and the hurdles, I also compete in cross country, and I used to compete in softball and basketball. I play other sports just for fun. I also danced for a while(ballet, tap, and hip-hop). Uh, I'm not a religious person...I like to say that I'm still finding myself. Something you should really know about me is that, well...I tend to...procrastinate...okay, 'tend to' is an understatement, but you know what? I always manage to get everything done. (Even if I do have to stay up all night) Well that wraps that up!
Favorite Authors: Ellen Hopkins, Jennifer Rardin, Jeaniene Frost, Keri Arthur, Karen Chance, Vicki Pettersson, Talia Gryphon, Richelle Mead, Tamora Pierce, L.A. Meyer, Alice Brochardt, Patricia Briggs, Alison Croggon, Kate Constable, Jocelynn Drake, Lilith Saintcrow, Lurlene McDaniel, L.J. Smith, Rachel Caine, L.M. Elliot, Christopher Paolini, Anne Rinaldi...and so many more. I love to read.
Favorite Funny/ Serious Quotes: "It's all fun and games untill someone gets hurt...then it's hilarious.", "The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.", "A friend is someone who comes in when the rest of the world has gone out.", "A friend will stop you from overreacting, a best friend will walk beside you giggling 'somebodys gonna get it.'", "Friends ask you why you're crying. Best friends already have the shovel ready to bury the loser who made you cry.", "We are the people our parents warned us about.", "Life is not measured by the breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.", "I tried seeing things from your point of view, but I just couldn't stick my head that far up my ass.", "If ignorance is bliss, then shouldn't people be a whole lot happier?", "Judge me & I'll prove you wrong. Tell me what to do & I'll tell you off. Say I'm not worth it & watch where I end up. Call me a bitch & I'll show you one. Fuck me over & I'll do it to you twice as bad. Call me crazy, but really you have no idea. =)~", "A good friend will come bail you out of jail. A best friend will be sitting next to you saying 'Damn, we fucked up.'", "Whoever said anything was posible obviously has never tried slamming a revolving door.", "That which does not kill me had better run pretty damn fast.", "Best friends are the fairy tales of life. They've been there since once upon a time and will stay there untill ever after."
Funny Stuff to Fall for:
This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat !... Now read it without the word cat. Don't you feel stupid?
See the sky you’ll see Gods face, see the rain you will dance once again, see the moon you will see the depth of lake. Now see the mirror and you’ll see the God cutest mistake.
Unlike others, your brain is a masterpiece. It is divided in 2 parts left & right. In the left nothing is right and in the right nothing is left. - ha , my favorite! :D
If ever in your life, you’re very sad & lonely& feel that you have lost everything. Ill come, hold your hand, take you for a walk on a bridge .. & show you where to jump!!
I've been arrested for being the ugliest person in USA, can you come down to the police station and show them it's a mistake?
It's the sweetest thing to do. Do it the bed, on a sofa, in the bathroom or anywhere! You must never stop doing it. It's called Prayer! God bless your naughty mind.
Funny Short Stories:
1.)Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary.
The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, 'Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever.'"
"Yeah?" she replies. "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, "Here Lies My Husband - Stiff At Last.'"
2.)A wife arrived home and found her husband in bed with another woman.
With superhuman strength borne of fury, she dragged him out of the house, into the tool shed in their back yard and put his penis in a vice.
Securing it tightly and removing the handle of the vice, she then picked up a hacksaw.
Terrified, her husband screamed, "Stop! Please! You aren't going to cut it off, are you?"
Placing the saw in her husband's hand and with a gleam of revenge in her eye, the wife replied, "Of course not! I'm going to set fire to the shed. You do whatever you have to do!"
3.)It seems there was this couple from Minneapolis, Minnesota, who decided to go to Miami Beach for a few days to thaw out during one particularly cold winter.
The airlines have crazy frequent flyer rules, and the wife ended up on a flight the day after her husband.
The husband made it down to Florida and arrived at his hotel. Upon getting to his room, he decided to open his laptop
and send his wife back in Minneapolis an email.
Unfortunately, he didn't notice he had misspelled his wife's email address
In South Carolina, a widow had just returned from the funeral of her husband, a Methodist pastor of many years, who had been called to glory just a few days earlier.
She decided to check her email because she was expecting to hear from relatives and friends. Upon reading the first email, she let out a loud scream, fainted and fell to the floor.
The woman's son rushed into the room and found his mother on the floor. He glanced up at the computer screen and saw the following email message:
To My Loving Wife: I've just been checked in. Everything has been prepared for your arrival here tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then.
Your Devoted Husband.
P.S. Sure is hot down here.
Now excuse me, I have minds to twist and values to warp. (JK. I don't really do stuff like that...or do I?)
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