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Joined 05-08-04, id: 412297
Author has written 43 stories for Horror, Fantasy, General, Humor, Supernatural, Play, Life, and General.

ABOUT THE URL! It goes to photobucket which is an album site. You need my login and password (MrsTNorris & readonly respectively) to view my art and other image alterations by me. You can find a portrait of Satan in My Artwork, I believe.

IMPORTANT: I have taken down a few of my older poems and one story for space saving's sake. If you want to see them again just gimme a holler on the old email addy.

IMPORTANT TIP FOR REVIEWERS: This is a site for posting your writing. If you give me a review without bothering to capitalize, use complete sentences, use proper grammar, or any other form of writing that would lose you marks on an assignment or not get published, I can't take it seriously. You have to show you have a right to tell me that you can appreciate or criticize writing by treating it properly in turn.

Don't expect a lot from me - I rarely finish what I start writing - so please bear with me. I will also love you forever if you can give me some constructive criticism and be so kind as to point out typos, mistakes and plotholes (which there will be lots of to start out with).

Please don't complain about the formatting, its fine on my computer, its just the uploading system.

Current Story Status:

Coming Soon (or not so soon) - The Banshee
Dancing With the Devil - My main story, you will be allowed to view the full second edition very soon hopefully. I will include some little bonus extras in with this one. Chapter Two is (still) about halfway finished. I'm really adding a lot more, be patient.

A Little About Me:

Alias: Trish the Stalker (Maiden name) or Mrs Trish Norris (Mrs T for short)

I love cats, I don't hate bunnies as much as some people do, but they are sickeningly overdone (One of them has his own freaking holiday for crying out loud! He stole it from Jesus to boot, kids get chocolate - which is really just Easter bunny droppings - on the most important memorial day on the Christian calender).

My favourite thing to try and give up is Coca-Cola, because its so bad for me, but I'm addicted to the caffeine that they put in that crap.

My favourite colour is red, every shade, including pink. I believe white is a colour (and a shade of red if you go far enough down the scale).

If you ever call me a crybaby, I will probably cry. Either that or kick you in the shins.

What I'd like them to say over my coffin: 'Oh look! She's moving.'

My title was Queen of Lame Jokes, but I have been dethroned, I'm just princess now. I'm still reigning queen of tyops oddly enough. Ironic for a rwiter to maek so mnay tpoys taht oyu ahev no idae waht I'm tyrnig to sya. I have wonderful editing skills, that's all.

Favourite Quotation by someone else: "Its better to die on your feet than to live on your knees." No idea where its from.

Favourite Quotation by me: "Oh, if only I had the courage to take the coward's way out!"

And so that you don't have to sift through my garbage for decent stuff:
My top Stories/Poems list by me:

Poem - A Suicide Note (Rated R for coarse language): ?storyid1645807
Poem - Anger, Envy and Lust: ?storyid1747902
Poem - Bleeding: ?storyid1746588
Poem - Breaking Free: ?storyid1645810
Poem - Broken: ?storyid1663106
Poem - Death of Memory: ?storyid1739858
Poem - Empty (Shell on the Beach): ?storyid1747887
Poem - The Great Game of Pretend: ?storyid1645835
Poem - Slowly and Sweetly: ?storyid1673534
Poem - Waking Nightmare: ?storyid1746579

Story - Danncing With the Devil: Second Edition (unfinished): ?storyid1647705

Play - Truth (probably the most well responded to of all my writings. Pretty sweet deal for doing it instead of social studies homework): ?storyid1761636

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Humiliation by A New Testament
My dad found a love song I wrote about an older man from our church... I'm still not sure if I decieved him, but through this poem I'm simply trying to release my horrible embarassment and hate I have for feeling exploited... he asked me "is that a love p
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 164 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/19/2005
Seraphim by A New Testament reviews
This is a song. I'm writing the melody as a string solo. it's about a ukrainian man who attends my church (Eastern Orthodoxy) All I know is that his name is Seraphim
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 145 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/19/2005
Such is Life by Septimus Tigrem reviews
A conversation between two lovers/friends. The one in italics is a bit saner...as you can tell. A nice little piece (perhaps a bit scattered) but it's okay.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 171 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/28/2004
Night Terrors by Jesi Lynna reviews
Torture at night, No peace for the sane. (R&R)
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/12/2004
The Battle by Egyptianfrog reviews
This is one battle no one will win.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 201 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/27/2004
Bleed on me by Crimson-Fantasy reviews
i like this i wrote it about people depending on me and dedicated it to my best friend
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/27/2004
Eulogy by Unsubsuper
just read it, the title may mislead you
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 584 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/25/2004
Emily Was Right by Jesi Lynna reviews
Emily Dickenson had a valid point
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 63 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/25/2004
ShOoT mE by Sarai N reviews
One kiss, once betrayed, and she's lost all reason to live... rated PG13 for suggestions of suiccide, making a friend kill you and really annoying capitial, lowercase alterations. R&R, even if it's a flame. PLZ! ;
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/29/2004
Fuck Off by blackrosestears reviews
I'm sick of everyone bullshit. Just leave me in an internal knot. Push me over my limit. Leave me alone and fuck off. rated for language and suicidal thoughts R & R plz
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/28/2004
Limbo by Jd4eva reviews
Enter a world of damnation, where you just exist and nothing more...Finished!
Fiction: Horror - Rated: K - English - Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,063 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 5/13/2004 - Published: 3/13/2004
Zipperwaist by Pin Curls reviews
He slept beside her and breathed in the musty smell of decay, and smiled into those gelatinous eyes as they began to dry. He would whisper his love for her on those darkened nights, and he would play with her hair until it fell out in large clumps leaving
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,528 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/8/2004
The Once I Was Poem OR The Tale of the Tuna Fish by Septimus Tigrem reviews
My English teacher hates me...-Evil cackle-
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/16/2004
Untitled X by Rain5 reviews
I'm not sure if this is a comedic tragedy or a tragic comedy. It sort of is a joke but, there is some truth in it. That's kind of sad if you think about it.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 127 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/4/2004
Guess Who's Coming To Dinner? by Gleechumber reviews
This is VERY different from my usual angsty stuff. It's a comedy poem, about eating a loved-one. Heh.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/29/2003
Dancing With the Devil by Rain5 reviews
I'm not sure about the rating so I made it PG-13. Just read it, please.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/3/2003
Dancing with the devil by Sheila W reviews
A poem I wrote when I felt alone and sad.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/22/2003
Breaking free by GoodGirlsFriend reviews
help...i'm stuck here
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 96 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/20/2002
The Real Thing by Jacob M. Bosch reviews
I wrote this differently in its first incarnation, I changed the sex of the main character around in this version, which I like better. Not as common this way. I haven't decided how graphic this will be yet, so for now it gets an R rating.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,524 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 10/8/2001 - Published: 5/12/2001
Sister by Shawa reviews
Somme ditty I wrote after a sleepless night
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/20/2001
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Running
I am running. I am running and my footsteps echo across the cold wet cobblestone; the only thing louder is the sound of my breathing and my heart pounding in my chest. I stop and try to listen but can hear nothing over my own gasps for air.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 636 - Published: 1/11/2006
These Useless Dreams
Never expect anything, that way you can't be disappointed.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 193 - Published: 11/26/2004
Forsaken reviews
Depression is that lovely thing... I feel worthless right now, and have no more faith in anything. I hate the world.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 178 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/26/2004
Freedom reviews
Something sorta cheerful for once. Social studies boredom makes for good inspiration.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/18/2004
Truth reviews
A vocal script of random words and phrases that are not so random. This is partially derived from my own set of beliefs.
Fiction: Play - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/17/2004
The Tiger Lilies
I very loosely put this under the category of a play because it is simply dialogue. I wrote this while I was bored in social studies class. It is utterly pointless.
Fiction: Play - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 147 - Published: 11/17/2004
Anger, Envy and Lust reviews
Theme of adultery, murder and whatnot. It's somewhat short. Also, the title refers to three of the seven deadly sins and is alphabetical.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 136 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10/27/2004
Empty reviews
A hopeless romantic gone horribly wrong, as usual it is a depressed poem.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/27/2004
Bleeding reviews
Um... your guess as to what it is probably about is as good as mine.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/25/2004
Waking Nightmare reviews
Something that if you actually look at the words it makes no sense, but plenty of sense at the same time.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/25/2004
Better Off Dead reviews
Er.. must I explain myself any further than the title?
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 156 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/20/2004
Death of Memory reviews
Ever hated someone so much you wished you could just erase them?
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/16/2004
Don't Take My Sunshine Away reviews
I took advantage of the instability of the teenage mind and drove a girl to kill some of the people once close to her. Based on a friend of mine's breakup threat and a real man who went insane.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,621 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/17/2004
Slowly and Sweetly reviews
Suicidal theme. Need I say more?
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 47 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/23/2004
Broken reviews
Feelings of hopelessness and apocolypse. Just a general emotion. But look! It has set rhythm and rhyme!
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 65 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/11/2004
Dancing With the Devil Second Edition
Second edition, revised and expanded throughout. Look for parts two and three coming soon! Morality and mortality, and a touch of apocolypse. See the first one for complete details.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,618 - Published: 6/25/2004
The Cow reviews
This limerick is a nursery rhyme parody done by a friend of mine a number of years back. She let me use it for a project last year. The original title is now lost to me.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/23/2004
Your Light
There is a Celine Dion song of the same name. This is better. Its about pulling out of depression and helping other people and such.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Published: 6/23/2004
You Can Never Be Mine
The unreachability (is that even a word) of a fictional character. Stories are such fantastic liars they can give you a truth but not reality.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Published: 6/23/2004
Worlds Apart
Yearning for a lost one. Wishing for one last day. Life goes on.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 185 - Published: 6/23/2004
The Wisdom of Youth
The time I waste now trying to answer deep questions when I should be having fun.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 244 - Published: 6/23/2004
The Rose reviews
Five free-verse lines about death.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/23/2004
The Great Game of Pretend reviews
Its the "we both know its not okay but lets pretend it is anyway" thing. Look, I'm a poet but I already did know it.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 149 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/23/2004
The Eternal Quest
Some people are natural bitter towards the world. This is the attempt of one of those to find contentment.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 80 - Published: 6/23/2004
The Darkness
If I told you it would ruin what I try to build up to. I already had to change the title.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 74 - Published: 6/23/2004
The Candle
The briefness and endurance of hope.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 155 - Published: 6/23/2004
Right Here
In death you are never really gone.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Published: 6/23/2004
Our Love Will Live On
Something about love living through death.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Published: 6/23/2004
Only Me reviews
The delusions one can make about what was never really real.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 183 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/23/2004
Not Anymore
One-sided love.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 85 - Published: 6/23/2004
Never Gone
I'm pretty sure this one is about death too.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 168 - Published: 6/23/2004
Loss
Take a wild guess at what this one's about. I dare you.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 259 - Published: 6/23/2004
Lament of the Lost
Apathy and bitterness. 'Nuff said?
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 95 - Published: 6/23/2004
It Ended Here Tonight reviews
Basically, what happens when a fictional character you have utterly fallen in love with dies. At least, that's what I had in mind.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 164 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/23/2004
Indecision reviews
A poem about the downside to indecision. Its a bit of ineffective self help, seeing as I'm still indecisive as ever.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/23/2004
In Your Shoes reviews
About kindred bitter spirits. One hates the other.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/23/2004
Dancing With the Devil Poetry reviews
The first set of couplets are from my short story. the second poem is inspired by the same dream as the story and I'm not sure which was actually written first.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 168 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/23/2004
Breaking Free reviews
Ever hang around with people who make you feel like crap?
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 258 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/23/2004
Acceptance reviews
You'll never guess this one: Accepting a loss.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 206 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/23/2004
A Time to Part reviews
This one is sad, it's about leaving someone because you know in your heart its not right for them.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/23/2004
A Suicide Note Gone Without Warning reviews
A very angry poem. Guess what? I was mad when I wrote it.
Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 306 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/23/2004
The Unicorn reviews
Even in fantasy, there is a reality that can be lost. Something glorified for the sake of something to believe in. This story is a contrast of ideas, similar to the idea of happily-ever-after versus the morbidity of fairy tales.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/29/2004
Dancing With the Devil reviews
An apocolyptic story, (it draw on a biblical base) about an encounter with the devil. It is a dark story essentially about human nature. Warnings: fairly bad language and mature themes. (Inspired by a nightmare, dedicated to Tyler)
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,502 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 5/13/2004 - Published: 5/8/2004