Author has written 43 stories for Horror, Fantasy, General, Humor, Supernatural, Play, Life, and General.
ABOUT THE URL! It goes to photobucket which is an album site. You need my login and password (MrsTNorris & readonly respectively) to view my art and other image alterations by me. You can find a portrait of Satan in My Artwork, I believe.
IMPORTANT: I have taken down a few of my older poems and one story for space saving's sake. If you want to see them again just gimme a holler on the old email addy.
IMPORTANT TIP FOR REVIEWERS: This is a site for posting your writing. If you give me a review without bothering to capitalize, use complete sentences, use proper grammar, or any other form of writing that would lose you marks on an assignment or not get published, I can't take it seriously. You have to show you have a right to tell me that you can appreciate or criticize writing by treating it properly in turn.
Don't expect a lot from me - I rarely finish what I start writing - so please bear with me. I will also love you forever if you can give me some constructive criticism and be so kind as to point out typos, mistakes and plotholes (which there will be lots of to start out with).
Please don't complain about the formatting, its fine on my computer, its just the uploading system.
Current Story Status:
Coming Soon (or not so soon) - The Banshee
A Little About Me:
Alias: Trish the Stalker (Maiden name) or Mrs Trish Norris (Mrs T for short)
I love cats, I don't hate bunnies as much as some people do, but they are sickeningly overdone (One of them has his own freaking holiday for crying out loud! He stole it from Jesus to boot, kids get chocolate - which is really just Easter bunny droppings - on the most important memorial day on the Christian calender).
My favourite thing to try and give up is Coca-Cola, because its so bad for me, but I'm addicted to the caffeine that they put in that crap.
My favourite colour is red, every shade, including pink. I believe white is a colour (and a shade of red if you go far enough down the scale).
If you ever call me a crybaby, I will probably cry. Either that or kick you in the shins.
What I'd like them to say over my coffin: 'Oh look! She's moving.'
My title was Queen of Lame Jokes, but I have been dethroned, I'm just princess now. I'm still reigning queen of tyops oddly enough. Ironic for a rwiter to maek so mnay tpoys taht oyu ahev no idae waht I'm tyrnig to sya. I have wonderful editing skills, that's all.
Favourite Quotation by someone else: "Its better to die on your feet than to live on your knees." No idea where its from.
Favourite Quotation by me: "Oh, if only I had the courage to take the coward's way out!"
And so that you don't have to sift through my garbage for decent stuff:
Poem - A Suicide Note (Rated R for coarse language): ?storyid1645807
Story - Danncing With the Devil: Second Edition (unfinished): ?storyid1647705
Play - Truth (probably the most well responded to of all my writings. Pretty sweet deal for doing it instead of social studies homework): ?storyid1761636